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“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how big?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.”
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’”
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d definitely shave for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime scene photos.”
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout that case.”
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly where to look.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based on a suggestion by amylemoymoy.
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock character has faked their death.â€
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.â€
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.â€
“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds clues.â€
“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.â€
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“I would let Anderson write fanfiction about us.â€
“Sherlock must not know anything about you, because you are a star.â€
“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of you, I’d be Scotland Yard without Sherlock.â€
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult than getting Sherlock to follow the rules of Cluedo.â€
“I could deduce everything about you, but I’d much rather you tell me about yourself.â€
“Sorry about all the music. I play the violin when I’m thinking, and I can’t stop thinking about you.â€
“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.â€
“Did Holmes learn about jets from you? Because you’re pretty fly.â€
“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.â€
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.â€
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
oh my~ morbidinterest: IF YOU’RE STILL TAKING SHERLOCK REQUESTS how about sherlock solving the curious case of john’s missing underwear
MARRIED also jawn y u so SMALL guusana: Um, if you’re still taking requests, how about Sherlock fast sleep on John and drooling all over his shirt? with a very undignified expression to match it :)
(sherlock’s thinkin about how the apron matches john’s underwear) lolgirl607: could you draw a really domestic scene b/t sherlock and john where sherlock is tying an apron on john so he could cook their dinner?
one of the roommates finally finished season 1 of sherlock and the other roommate is reading the books so we have these really disjointed sherlock conversations where book!roomie is like “holmes was so clever i wish bbc sherlock did disguises”
The Fabulous Originals, by Irving Wallace (New English Library, 1967).From a second-hand book shop on Gozo, Malta.EXPOSED:the real Dr Jekyll and Mr Hydethe man who was Robinson Crusoethe truth about Sherlock Holmes
