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mastersnaughtygirl: I’m finally a real pet! My Daddy got me this tail with matching ears (that haven’t arrived yet) for Christmas and I’m just so excited about it I couldn’t wait to wear it! Thank you so much Daddy! ~Pet
askddlovatos: guccier: maybe-satan: i just love how nickelodeon made a subtle joke about boobs. omg jade needs her own show
whentherestrouble: feminismisatrick: misanthrpologie: Saving Face (2012), acid attacks on women in Pakistan Meanwhile, in America, feminists are complaining about how dress codes are oppressive. You idiots have never experienced oppression, and pray
skyfallat221b: donejustdone: 500daysofevilexes: loseegoose: This is legit. More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes. shit I’m going to comment
mollycatherinex: silenthaven: The make-up and costume designs by Paul Jones for Silent Hill: Revelation. the makeup was the best thing about revelation. flawless.
madamjellyfish666: pleatedjeans: Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x] “LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!” I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now
professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
freakinsassy: this gets me every single time ok im srry I fckn cackle into the night bc of this photo I dream about this pohoto
matthulksmash: beckyhop: zftw: we need to talk about that house loan It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg. I need it. It’s important to me.
tealmaple: darth-sebious: secretgeekster: omg he even doesnt hit the bombs I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills So are we gonna talk about how a cat is better at fruit ninja than me?
terezi-pie-rope: lejeudprimos: hdawg1995 : expederest : Why doesn’t anyone talk about this? was chowder even real?
can-you-feel-the-bassline:The problem about being a penguin is, if you’re really pissed off and walk away angrily, you’re still looking so damn cute.
filthylinen: plur-maid: youcancallme-mary-jane: kickdoutofthehood: quirkilicious: phurlz: This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever. I want everyone to know that just about every gag in this show is this funny. It’s that fucking good.
needsmorecoffee: bogleech:mousathe14: ninetynineno: gifsboom: Video: MorpHex MKI Make a robot that knows how to resist being turned off, that’s a great idea. It appears after decades of films and literature about how to not have robot overlords…
dancesamdance: abs and legs kicked my ass last night but at least I feel good about myself today
vaginapowersactivate: prestonhymas: Why do we not discuss clouds more? I mean look at that. That’s water. Flying water. FLYING FUCKING WATER LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS WHAT IS THIS HOW IS THIS EVEN AND NOW THE
thebeautyofmelanin:ughclifford:Can we talk about this willow smith tweet??She’s a part of the youth that’ll shape the future.
blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: “Sweetheart… come in here please! After finding all that big black cock porn on your laptop, I’ve been thinking about it more lately. So I bought something new for you today, that I thought we could play with together.
voxthedevil:I just laughed so hard about this I’m crying and now I feel sick.Lee is my hero.
englland: middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is
boneycircus: fauxcyclops: morelikekanyebest: only-ronnie: i will never not reblog this Dr. Seuss was a racist. He wouldn’t attach his words to an interracial romance. Here are seven racist cartoons he made about Japanese-Americans during WWII.
chikoirita:Pikachu looks like he’s about to drop the sickest rap album of 2015
pussymold: Can I just tell you all about this one day I went to school and a girl who sat in front of me told me to look in her sleeve
sorelatable:Freshmen about to be in the hallways like
jem-sie: this-fucking-bitch: jem-sie: stressed out? masturbate have a headache? masturbate gotta leave? stay in bed, masturbate have so much shit to do? who cares!masturbate I don’t know how I feel about this post well the point is to feel yourself
joshpeck: joshpecksmom: joshpeck: fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20 prove it bye hater
theres-about-a-dozen-of-me:just-shower-thoughts:It’s strange how the the brain doesn’t register a second ‘the’ when written next to another ‘the’.hold up
nicevagina: When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door.
pizza: i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10
domme-chronicles: tomsrambles: screenageralex: Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works Literally picking up all change you find and googling
thisnorthstarview:I’m probably going to be laughing at this for about a week.
vinegod: When someone starts talking about you in another language by ScottySire
imdoingstuffandthingslori: lesmiserablephantom: totallynotmisha: damianmcgintleman: twerker: 2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers what about 1982198319841985&1986 Hmmm since 1987.
kingjaffejoffer: b1tchpudding109: tmodm19: Swallowed a cell phone. jesus is that an iphone? Bae was about to look at his text messages and he had to call an audible.
sustainablecurls: sageruto: daddygenk: so inconsiderate i was just talking about this video the other day omfg 😂😂😂 people are so wild!
a-pentaholics-paradise: iamtonysexual: frecklebuttcronus: causeallidoisdance: no-this-is-jarod: they got mad Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral,
enrapturex: If I haven’t added you on snapchat yet, message me with info about the purchase and I’ll get right on it!!
peanotbotter: thinking about a woman named Apple Mango
hmcouple: After playing a little bit thinking about Mr ;)- Mrs
arkhamasylumbitch: Why the fuck hasn’t anyone ever wonder this about Mr.Krabs & Pearl?
infinityonratchet: what if in like 20 years your favorite band member becomes a music instructor and your kid comes home from bass lessons and tells you about mr.wentz.
playfulperversion: Now this isn’t what every girl wants but it is what I love about Mr. He can degrade me and use in every way possible but it takes one look from him to know that I mean the world to him! We both would do anything for one another,
its-nsfwgifs: Told my friend about mr monster cock
whoisbuckybarnes: uncensoredsideblog: - Chris, would you like to say a few words about Mr Stan?- Of course I will...From the Beijing CA:TWS Press Conference [x] This part starts at around 35:30, for those who wana skip ahead!
Shit I just came twice with just my vibrator. I laid a towel on my bed, had that mother fucker on my clit, and thought about Mr. Wonderful Now I feel better. Back to studying
I had a dream about Mr. Wonderful's penis.
“You girls and your lollipops!”“It’s to let you know what we’re thinking about, Mr. Crude. It also lets you know that we know what to do when there’s something tasty in our mouths. I’ll bet your dick is tasty, isn’t it?”“I think you
One of the many things Hailey liked about Mr. Crude was that he didn’t care if she was clothed or naked when she was with him. She, of course, preferred being naked so he could take advantage of her more easily, and even if he didn’t make the first
Skye was visiting her friend Shanice. She’d heard so much about Mr. Crude that she wanted to meet him and invited him over for coffee.“Coffee?” he asked. “Are you using the same code as Shanice?”“What do you mean?” asked Skye.He laughed
Between the hot temperature and the heat caused by her fantasies about Mr. Crude sneaking up from behind and fucking her, Peggy got so hot she decided to turn on the sprinkler. Her magazine got nearly as wet as she did.
yourwifesnext: Every white girl secretly fantasizes about big black cock!
dirtystorytime: Do you get shivers just thinking about it? Did your knees buckle a little? Did your shoulders slump. This is my favorite part of a woman. From the earlobes down your neck, through the curve of your shoulder. The entire area. So this
sluttywivesrule: She made you take the picture right before her new boyfriend picked her up and took her away for the weekend. She said you should look at it and think about the bad, bad things she would be doing with another man.
“Wow, he is really curious about my body,” gasps your girlfriend as this guy pinches her nipple.
sharedgirlfriend: I kept asking her, how does it feel, what are you thinking about, what’s running through your head. She finally answered, “I’m thinking of Rachels boyfriend fucking me and stretching me with that 9 inch cock of his while I suck
tinattickles: She’d been flirting with him all night, but he had been able to keep her at arms length. He had enjoyed the flirting, and her company. She was intelligent, charming, and very beautiful, but he had a wife, and was serious about remaining
loveslife2005: horny-bastitch: Only ALL THE FREAKING TIME !!!! Yes, I do. Do you fantasize about you having sex with other men? Have you actually done it, kissing, fondling, or having them inside you? Would you like to do it for real?
Daydreams about My Wife
sluttywivesrule: “Sorry baby, I AM going out dressed like this and there’s not a single fucking thing you can do about it.”
untoldwants: How about I slip into something more comfortable Like you’re pussy?
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