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You know me…I can’t resist turning some of my pictures into black and white…do u like my itty bitty tini tiny nightie from last night???;0 It has such great coverage…lol…came in a little box and when I pulled it out
You immediately recognised your secretary when your wife showed you that picture. Then you read the text. “I know you are dying to lick my pussy again, but I’ll only let you do it if you tell your hubby that we had sex, if you invite me over
You became your mother-in-law’s submissive pet that night, when she told you, “Would you like me to tell my daughter that you not only know about her affair and consent it, but that you even keep a detailed account of her dates, or would you
flatulence-and-frustrations: xoxannika: duchessoftardis221b: sm0keblunts: tyleroakley: Tumblr, pack your bags… omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like #THE STRENGTH OF OUR SHIPS CAN SAIL US THERE is weed legal here
If Y/you send me a message and i don’t respond to it, chances are i’m either too busy or i’m not receptive to it. Y/you repeatedly sending more messages doesn’t make more time for me or make me more receptive.The end result, blocked.~sandi
you know i want you, its not a secret i try to hidei know you want me, so don’t keep saying our hands are tied.u kno wtf it is
You failed me U.S. you failed me… in a country where everything is guns, guns this, guns that, guns in schools and all that, where kids nowadays choose between Call of Duty or Battlefront, or even fucking Payday 2, this happens… what? did
⚾️ Who says baseball games aren’t sexy??????? Going to enjoy some sun and an opening day game …… if you find me I like Ciroc and cranberry …. Enjoy PG
So it stopped pouring like for 2 min. I run out to take some pervy pics for you guys. I take one pic and had about 4 mosquitos on me. Gggrrrrr I rather have 4 guys on me and me do all the sucking. Happy Saturday y'all!!!!
hipster: I’m that girlfriend that stares at you and smiles all the time even when you aren’t looking because I’m so obsessed with you
I love going around in my panties and topless… it makes me feel a little naughty specially if I’m just off the shower and I can feel the wind against my wet body… What about you giving me random confession about yourself?
spermbanker: if you are walking a dog and you see me checking you out i am not checking you out i am looking at your dog not you dog
snazzapplesweet: If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
pup–shadow: monkeygrrlee: rush-hearty: soupery: these puppies believe in you, and you should too For all of you who are having a bad day ;3 get better soon This made me so happy @xxartisticghostxx
dirtylittlechemist: Merry Christmas to you and the Physicist! I hope that it is a wonderful one for you so far. I remember you saying that you liked my hands, so I thought that you might like this one. :) Oh you! Thank you :3 You’re definitely one
fifesauce: When I meet Ashton, I’m going to look him dead in the eyes and say “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” and as he gets flustered and confused I pull up my shirt up a little bit to reveal the scar from getting my appendix out,
shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive
nekomarie: This is the kinda stuff you get if you spoil me from my wishlist. Just send something special on it’s way, and tell me what kinda webcam presents you desire ^.^
You're Either A Poet or You're Dead
aryanightshade: sexploshin: Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’
trapcard: it’s so weird when people are like “you are only doing this because you are insecure” like BZZZZT wrong i’m doing it because i’m bored and petty tune in next week for another episode of So You Think You Know Me.
falloutboise: IF WE ARE CONSIDERED FRIENDS ILL EITHER TEXT YOU 24/7 AND BE AN ANNOYING CLINGY LITTLE BITCH OR I’LL NEVER TALK TO YOU EVER BECAUSE I THINK I’M ANNOYING YOU AND THIS IS WHY I AM A SHIT FRIEND
theannieplanet: cutting-will-always-be-my-life: All credit goes to - japharts **Trigger warning** This, literally, is dead on exactly how I feel, and probably a lot of you guys too. if you ever wonder why I’m surprised when you call me your friend
And there was like, One time where I actually didn’t feel that way and it was after I went out of my way to see you because I WANTED TO AND WAS DISAPPOINTED THAT I COULDN’T ORIGINALLY HANG OUT WITH YOU, and was fighting the aforementioned
queenofdissocation: Self isolating and then getting upset when you see your friends having fun without you and using this to validate the notion that nobody really needs you or will miss you if you’re gone
Week ¾ of rotations complete My preceptor basically called me boring : reserved and to myself. Wtf you want me to do. I’m just being Professional lolIdk I don’t want to bother you sir haha. But he offered to be a reference for my job
shanedog09:Came home after a long night of work to find flowers, a sweet card and a homemade pie from my precious little girl. Thank you @iamapaperuniverse. You make Daddy the happiest man in the world. ❤️ You make me the happiest little girl ever
Little me that used to live inside me, Please come back!! I really miss you and the fun we used to have. I miss being excited to color or watch cartoons or do little things. It’s been so long, I just need you back. Sincerely, the empty body you
daenerystargaryen: “You would not only be respected and feared, you would be loved. Someone who can rule and should rule. Centuries come and go without a person like that coming into the world. There are times when I look at you and I still can’t
keepitgayyx: twenyonepilots: do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude currently
Here you go!(submitted by iaskthequestions)This is the most amazing thing no one has ever drawn me before and this has…made my day. week. all that.
demiboystump: me: *acts out and doesnt take care of myself so people will notice that im not doing okay and try to help* someone: hey are you okay me: what the fuck
scryptixdoodles: scryptixdoodles: tfw u want to talk to people and become friends but you’re actually super shitty as conversing when people start talking to you and you dont know what to do
fawnbaby: Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
thingssthatmakemewet:I love fun little adventures with you 🥰🌻💖@mossyoakmaster Me too! And I love when you capture me on camera unknowingly ( most the time )
microwavablemeals: do you ever just meet someone who you think you wouldn’t really get close to but then like a year later they’ve become very close and dear to you and you just kinda think, wow im really glad i met this person i don’t know what
You and me Cynch, you and me
“Louisiana, I’m from that swamp. I'ma pull this bitch out and dump. You betta run like forest Gump. Fuck you and where you from!”
wahzoo: “Louisiana, I’m from that swamp. I'ma pull this bitch out and dump. You betta run like forest Gump. Fuck you and where you from!”
lolixprincess: cummbunny: more dorky gifs with my long hair pleASE LOVE ME but I already do
may someone please adopt me and then take me on a disney adventure trip around scotland
librabutch: someone i speak to every day: hey me: i miss you and i love you
hey thanks to all of y'all who like my selfies and personal posts and bullshit and whatnot, you make me smile and it’s nice knowing someone’s taking the time to notice whatever’s on my mind. thanks for putting up w me ily guys <3333
I feel so lucky to be loved by you. I’m sorry for how corny this is but when I stop and think of the way you are, the way you treat me, the things you do, I just can’t believe how lucky I am to be with you. You are too good for your own good.
If you ask me my nationality I will say American I will not indulge your ignorance and dumbassery because you’re trying to figure out why I’m brown so you ask me where I was born
you-shook-me-all-night: anotherpervert: Until you are begging and pleading for my cock ;)
You make me cum over and over and over again with your tongue.I make you a mind-washed chastity slave aching with need.Do we have a deal?
Something about that submissive side. The shy good girl that will not admit she like all this. Simple need to be told to look you in the eye and admit it, to submit and only want to please you, obey you, and always want to be respectful. She only wants
I’m just a good girl that will not admit I like all this. That I need to be told to look you in the eye and admit it, to submit and only want to please you, obey you, and always want to be respectful. I only want warmth and safety, and maybe some
I have my name in my bio for simple reasons, use it. I’m not mistress, mommy, slut, lilone, dummy or anything else. I’m Gabbi. If I know you and I give consent I can be and talk about a lot of things. You might even get to give me a completely
robrox5021: dangered: billizl: inoccuity: I wanna hold your hand and wear your sweaters. I wanna go to coffee shops and stare at your smile. I wanna go to art museums and have you kiss me between the paintings. I wanna take polaroids of us, of you,
And Yes, Velvet does indeed fight in that PlayBoy Bunny outfit if you were to call upon her for help
You make me laugh and you’re one of my favorite people to see on here, so have an old Garnet doodle with the insane curls I always give her :,) <3 thanks for being amazing and you! (by @bella-aubri)
stripesandteeth: That one character you love so much that just the sight of them and/or just hearing them automatically paralyzes you and you find yourself needing life alert.
With this ring, I promise myself that when you become my girlfriend, I will: Be devoted to you and give my all in our relationship. Love you and give you all of my heart. Only flirt with friends who know it wont go further. Stop sending nudes for good.
pokemallow: do yoU EVER GET SO UPSET THAT FICITIONAL CAHRACCTESRS HAVE THE SAME AGE AS YOU AND THEYVE GONE ON SUCH MAGICAL ADNVETURES AND YOU HAVENT????
You’ve been very good the last weeks. You always did your chores, you gave me mindblowing orgasms every day and hardly complained that I never even considered to unlock the CB-6000. So I thought I let you give you a little bit more freedom with
I made the yuri dorks happy (Thank you for dragging me into yuri hell, you made me ship them) ♥ FANTASTIC ♥ all is well again
And yet here you are telling me that not all guys are assholes??? Shouldn’t be surprised that someone says this shit when I talk about this on a public forum even though I made it clear in my post that the argument that not all guys are assholes literally
you-and-me-in-bed-right-now: So fucking soaked I need a girl to lick my pussy for me and I’ll most definitely repay the favour Come let me slide my tongue across ur wet pussy rn
