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hilaryflorido: YO. Set your clocks ‘cause this Thursday is an all new Steven Universe! (boarded by Lauren and me) Everybody get excited!!
hilaryflorido: YO. Set your clocks ‘cause this Thursday is an all new Steven Universe! (boarded by Lauren and me)
cumdolli: cumdolli: i hav never rolled up to a restaurant, sat @ a table & informed the waitress i am not paying 4 any food but id like her 2 sit down w me & chat. shes on the clock, working to survive in this world, relying on tips so she can
princeforestfox: Pet portrait I’ve been working on for awhile now for @markiplier of his beautiful dog Chica <3 This clocked in at around 18 hours work! I hope you like it Mark, thank you for always making me smile <333Follow my twitter for more
incorrect48quotes:Naana: Whatever, so is it a date or not?Jurina: Wait, you were serious? I kinda thought you were just-Naana: [grabbing her, using a threatening voice] Then let me be clear. Tonight. My place. 6 o’ clock. I’ll cook us a nice
Routine Procedure pt. 6One month after the procedure I opened my eyes, gazing blearily at the clock on my nightstand. 10 a.m. Kate must have let me sleep in; she was nowhere to be seen. As I swung my legs out of bed and stood up, my doubled-up PeekABU
christianmingle: after 11 o clock im allowed to make as many unfunny posts as i want and you arent allowed to unfollow me, its tumblr brocode
4oh20: positivemilkhotel: 8 o’clock, saturday night here we see the blogger in her natural habitat: alone making macaroni and cheese while wrapped in a duvet this is literally me every day,holy shit.
pink-vulva: once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
siriuslydoubtful-deactivated202:I love when I’m about to clock out and a coworker says “you’re leaving me?” like first of all it’s so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing
striders:me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
shattered-clocks: I wonder if you are sometimes, you seem to only need me when no one else is, but If I needed you, you could care less
joulejay: December 17th y'all: *doing that dumb tumblr log off protest* me, clocking in to this even dumber hellsite as per usual:
So many work complaints and triumphs both, but this is on my mind right now Last night, an employee was clocking out, and Scott was like whaaaaat your shift is over already?! I had previously fixed the schedule so it made more sense, to make me feel
stopthe-clocks: Estábamos almorzando y mi sobrino de cinco años jodía porque quería dibujar, lo acompañé a buscar un cuaderno y unos lapices y se puso en la terraza a dibujar muchas cosas, mientras seguíamos almorzando se acercó a mi y me dijo
twixie-answers-mod: clockmocker: clockmocker: h4x0rwaif: clockmocker: I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up Quick question clock, what the fuck. You can’t
robbiercyes: so apparently cnn now has a clock counting how long it’s been since trump has attacked someone on twitter and all it did was remind me of is this
guckygarnes:kangals:trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.hi
bestof-society6: ART PRINTS BY RUBBISHMONKEY Someone’s watching over me Follow your inner moonlight Moon Flight Also available as canvas prints, T-shirts, tapestries, stationery cards, laptop skins, wall clocks, mugs, rugs, duvet covers,
actionbuddy: “It seems like my son depends on me now, as his morning ‘alarm clock’.”
kinkykellyann65: delightful-desires: Who needs an alarm clock when they have daddy? YES DADDY DEAREST THANK YOU LOVE IT WHEN YOU FUCK ME IN MY TIGHT ASS
pupamp: ichbinerica: ezios-fine-ass: pinkrocksugar: animdungeon: glassgears: verdeinvolumes: Someone come and take my beer and Photoshop away from me. It’s 1 o’clock in the morning on a Friday. Jesus take the wheel Waacom tablet. Uh…I think
shymilfmarie: simply-snow: Hey peeps! It’s Tittie Tuesday time! Get it, the clock, and my tits? Be sure to check in with @shymilfmarie 😂💕❄ This woman never ceases to amaze me! 😘
snowllux: i like how this site literally went from “we don’t talk about don’t hug me i’m scared“ to ”i want the clock and notepad to fuck”
laurenzuke: hilaryflorido: YO. Set your clocks ‘cause this Thursday is an all new Steven Universe! (boarded by Lauren and me) ohhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhrrrrrrnnb
teamnowalls: Nobody clocked me. They thought I was Jada Pinkett-Smith up in there.
foxyshy: clock-cock: VIRUS WARNING THE FBI VIRUS IS NOW EFFECTING REBLOGS I WENT TO THIS AND IT SENT ME TO THE FBI VIRUS THATS GOING AROUND UNTIL THIS IS SOLVED DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT CHECK REBLOGS I don’t like commenting on posts, but this is true.
bunnyfan194: animdungeon: glassgears: verdeinvolumes: Someone come and take my beer and Photoshop away from me. It’s 1 o’clock in the morning on a Friday. Jesus take the wheel Waacom tablet. Uh…I think I really need to pick up the next Assassin’s
nickyandmikey:“I’m not gonna stand here at one o'clock in the morning and discuss what’s gonna happen to me when I die.” MIKEY AND NICKY (1976) dir. Elaine May
trainstationgoodbye: Time is the thing. Time is the essential piece of interpretation. You cannot start without me; I start the clock.Cate Blanchett as Lydia Tár inTár 2022 dir. Todd Field
petitepets: Name: GeneSpecies: FoxAge: 26Gender: MaleOwnership status: Unowned strayLikes: Tails, anime, video games and nerdy stuff in generalDislikes: People interrupting play time, plans not working out, my internal clock and mushroomsAbout Me: I
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verdeinvolumes: Someone come and take my beer and Photoshop away from me. It’s 1 o’clock in the morning on a Friday. Jesus take the wheel Waacom tablet.
srsfunny: This Clock Made Me Shiver With Delighthttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/
ellie827: ultrafacts: For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) I tried this then I got really freaked out because my clock wasn’t moving… It took me 2 minutes to realize I don’t have a second hand. *sigh* . _.
scienceisbeauty: Nice clocks, too posh for me though. Designer: Albert Salamon Source: Puzzling Smartwatch Apps (Yanko Design) This looks too complicated. If I want complicated, I’ll go with an analog watch.
subvrsteve: Rrrrrelease the Varren! Finally here it comes, my first very own SFM video, featuring me, the VR Varren, as the star! Today you get the 2D version at 720P, clocking in a bit over 7 minutes for public release. Download it from MEGAAmateurs
noodlesandbeef: Whimpering, moaning pups, begging for me to use them. This is my alarm clock.
Motherfuckin, ladies and gentlemanMy style’s rugged like TimberlandWhen I clock lyric then women give me more love than WimbledonMy style flow local like New Jersey transitAnd I can’t stand itAnd you’ll need Teddy to unjam it when I
justlovegirlswithdicks: bocachula212: 🚨🚨 Part 2 Of Me & Army Papi 🚨🚨 ‼️ We both was so drunk that we didn’t no what to do this night was little crazy fun with Army Papi The music in the back grown was his alam clock at 4am lol
my inadequacy leaves me impotent, as you get out of the bed from yet another failed attempt at intimacy, i roll over and look at the clock. the time is 11:30. i regret my decisions. the water faucet comes on in the bathroom.
slavefantasies: Literally how the day should start. When I was living with my Dom ex who enforced strict chastity we didn’t even have an alarm clock. The pain of my morning erection straining against my cb would always wake me up silently and I would
sm980: I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only
unbrokenable: The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
demigirlmaki: I forgot to upload our date night pics culminating with us wandering around a 24hr rite aide at ass o'clock and me drunkenly putting on Donnie’s black lipstick as I try to sober up for our 2min drive home
thefucklust: turnoverbaby: This serum is called “Crush.” I want you to think about me, to the point of distraction. I want you to doodle my name in the margin of your work. I want you to squirm waiting for the clock to get to the hour you can see
chinon: my wife: actively pushing out our baby me: holding my phone with cafeastrology[dot]com open in the browser and staring at the clock, ready to calculate its birth chart any minute now
willshebemina: me at work: im evil 1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now next day at work: evil again
shhhmommy: This is how my brother got me to suck him off the first time when I was young. I knew right away he put his clock in my mouth, but I acted like I didn’t. I kept sucking, slurping, licking his cock just like that strawberry lollipop. I
myfavoritenastykinks: My soft wet lips are the best alarm clock he’ll ever know :) I never woke up mad when my little sister came in to wake me !! I knew we were going to suck and fuck before school !!!!
candlehat: askrockthundermare: clock-cock: VIRUS WARNING THE FBI VIRUS IS NOW EFFECTING REBLOGS I WENT TO THIS AND IT SENT ME TO THE FBI VIRUS THATS GOING AROUND UNTIL THIS IS SOLVED DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT CHECK REBLOGS lesson learned.. sorry i cant
It’s time to get creative!
ceifuntime: redjulie20: THE WAIFA request:“Hello Katelyn. How is it going?”‘Pretty good Aerie. Jasmine and Colleen are in there with him, right now’“How long have they been edging him?”‘Mmmm… let me check the clock… about 5 hours now.’“Good!
silly-beauty: it took me like 5 minutes to realize this said CLOCK blocked.