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The best thing about this blog is seeing all those cute and innocent looking girls that follow me. They look like the girl that you wonâ€™t even hit on, because you donâ€™t want to ruin her, but deep down they are already size queens.The next best thing

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me, me, me, me, me, I love stacey beth she always says nice things about me! ggstaceybeth: The always perfect Vex in her new set (inspired by Lovisa’s old set “Lucid Dream”) that went live today! Click here to join GodsGirls for only ŭ!

“Oh my god, so many geeky things about me. Generally geeky, I mean I geek out about baseball. My two favorite things are baseball and The X-Factor. I don’t know. I’m a huge Star Wars geek, I’m a huge everything geek.”— Dylan O’Brien

juaniteer: Hi, Mommy. I’m your baby. You don’t know me yet, I’m only a few weeks old. You’re going to find out about me soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some things about me. My name is John, and I’ve got beautiful brown eyes and

please fuel my ego and tell me what your favorite thing about me is

youcanholditsweetie: I think one of my favorite things about omo is comforting the person afterwards. I don’t know why, but I just really like the idea of comforting someone, whether it’s omo related or not. It’s not really a kink thing, because

littlebluebarista: Can we romanticize video games the way we do books? Like you hear all these things about how you can curl up with a book on a rainy day and drink tea and smother yourself in blankets but anytime you hear things about video games it’s

the-gameissomething:do you ever feel like you’re just sort of there like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing

ishaqzaadi: things that get me in like the first 30 seconds: attractive voices jaws doing the thing arms doing the thing basically any muscle doing the thing a+ dressing sense smelling good

Things I want in the next 5 years

Things I will not call you a whore for:

noisier: my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life

noisier: my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life

inkgeek: misswendybird: moistyaoi: kyleehenke: its the simple things in life “this vine doesnt look very funny but why does it have notes” *clicks the audio on*I was wrong THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I think about this a lot

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earthdad: roasting me is ineffective because you can’t tell me worse things than i already think of my self already

missprettypvicky: hiolivejuicee: I’m not about that “savage” “no feelings” shit. Fuck that. I feel deeply. I got a big ass heart. I’m human and things affect me. Same but I will turn up on that ass if you cross me

majestic-peanut: Me in my head:Get up bitch! GET 👏 UP! 👏 You haven’t eaten a thing! Its been 12 hours! You can’t live like this! Also me:

brennbug: Me: I hate myself Someone else: don’t say things like that!! Me: k Me: *still hates myself but keeps quiet about it*

snapchatting: every day i discover a new gay thing about myself

sniffling: i don’t like talking with people about emotional stuff because then they learn things about me and get to know me and can defeat me

cocothinkshefancy: the wonderful thing about getting older is that you really can feel the giving a fuck slip through your fingers, as you evil cackle into your extra large wine glass

beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

callmekitto: I really like it when people get excited about their headcanons and are all stumbly and happy writing about them Like “guys guys gUYS YOU GOTTA HEAR A THING” or “ok no but imagine if-“ and it’s like yes ok friend I am happy to

annakendrickofficial: a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

cute-bird-dad: i think we all have that one piece of media we like that’s basically “i love this thing, but i dont think everyone should watch this thing and would not categorically recommend it to other people i know, this thing has a lot of problems

theladymonsters: no you don’t understand how happy it makes me being asked about my favorite characters and my favorite ships and my feelings on things

tummybub: list of cool things to call me (not cute) celestial exquisite ethereal sublime otherworldly alluring magnificent charming fascinating splendid dazzling entrancing radiant

atsushikisarazu: My best friend sent me this earlier and told me it reminded her of me.

shadowbabes:sometimes i really feel like the worst thing about my mental illnesses isn’t the symptoms — i’m familiar with those and i know how to ride them out. the worst part is when you’re in a writing workshop or a psych class and someone is

things me and bats have in common

thememeax: When your friends say nice things about you

cononeills:tshirt that says “i am normal about the media i enjoy” on the front and “(lying)” on the back

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siopold: one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason

smelly-kat: things I can’t imagine someone having a crush on me someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow s/he’s cute’ someone getting happy because I messaged them first someone thinking about me, in general someone wondering how I am someone

dateamonster:one thing about me is that im a wiggler. you can count on me to squirm. even writhe, when the occasion calls for it.

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princessfailureee: cashhhmani: The worst thing about talking to a guy who’s on top of his shit is that he’s not available 24/7. yo I feel this 😭

thelovelybones124: Say at least one good thing. It could be anything 🤗💖 I’m good with my hands. I’m the extended family’s handyman/mechanic. I’m a good family man for my wife and kids.

scratch-meowt: dabilbobagins: scratch-meowt: Tell me a weird thing about you. anon or not.here’s mine. I’m terrified to shower when it’s dark outside. I’m about to shower right now and I’m stalling. 🙄🙄🙄 I only eat apple peels. The

buggyeyes: lioness–hart: lioness–hart: Depression: No do thing. Tired. Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep. Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot Insomnia: You Are Awake. Me:

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5 nice things about me

Things You* can call me that will immediately melt me into a happy submissive puddle at Your feet**

ego-x: absoluteshiiit: I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.

things me and bats have in common

Things I will not call you a whore for:

things i am good at

sansastark:a weird thing about having developed mental illness at such a young age is i honestly don’t know sometimes how much of me is a symptom and how much is down to personality, like i honestly do not know my core self and it troubles me A Lot

wiltingboy: the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes

thewaifuthief: I don’t think she ever said one nice thing about me. 💜

i went to get blood drawn today and these two old ladies on the front desk were glaring at me and talking about me cause they thought i was lying about my age cause they thought i was 14-16, they actually kept following and yelling things like “I

ddistiller: my oral sex skills are about the only good thing i have going for me in life

If someone were in a relationship with me they probably wouldn’t get more than a cake or dinner on their birthday. But over the year they would get 87 or so other gifts I would have ordered to them because they mentioned the liked it or wanted it

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