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You will never have sensual sex with Yennefer. I repeat, this is not a drill… You will never have sensual sex with Yennefer.If there was just a way to end the suffering. Oh wait there is.
is my pussy loose enough yet? Hi Liza, I’ve read your blog and I approve. You do sound like a total Bimbo-slut, and I’m glad you’re stretching your pussy for easy access. I’d need to see more evidence to say if you’re loose
IS THAT HIS FUCKING ROOTS GROWING OUT GOD FKIGNSD YOU KNOW THAT CHART DESCRIBING HOW ATTRACTIVE THIS ASSHOLE GETS THE LONGER YOU LOOK AT HIM AND EVENTUALLY IT JUST BECOMES RAGE THIS IS IT THIS IS THE ONE MAXED OUT
flatulence-and-frustrations: xoxannika: duchessoftardis221b: sm0keblunts: tyleroakley: Tumblr, pack your bags… omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like #THE STRENGTH OF OUR SHIPS CAN SAIL US THERE is weed legal here
You know that moment you start to rethink all those mimosas you downed right before the 10 mile bike ride? Yeah. HAPPENING. ~Bunny
Is That You? promo by writer/storyboard artist Jesse Moynihan premieres Tuesday, November 25th at 7/6c. from Jesse: From my Instagram: “4 new eps of Adventure Time next week. Tues is an ep I boarded solo. I remember this was the episode that started
you know i want you, its not a secret i try to hidei know you want me, so don’t keep saying our hands are tied.u kno wtf it is
yarelimoreno:weloveshortvideos: When you and the squad are tryna turn up but that one person in the group just sucks Poor guy
You Are a Pirate! (The “Monkey Island” Version) ‘Cause real pirates carry chicken pulleys on them!Lyrics:Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free!You Are a Pirate!Getting blown off by a cannon is cool; Learning to fight like a dairy
You guys know what I love? When I get shit for stupid ships and porn I draw cause people like bouncing on the sticks up their ass. But then you see basically nothing on something that is actually fucking offensive and disrespectful as fuck. You might
leggomego: friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise
chainsawpunk: majortvjunkie: majortvjunkie: majortvjunkie: L is for the way you look at me O is for the only one I see V is very very extraordinary Egg @vectorv12
did-you-kno: Showgoers is a Google Chrome extension that lets you sync your Netflix player with yourfriends’ so that you can watch the same thing in real-time. Clicking play/pause or jumping to another scene affects the players of all other synced
daichi6ki: 『Darling, you simplyGradually turned coldWhile fading away in my armsLook, you’re calling out from the depths of my dreamsAs always』 This song is by L'Arc~en~Ciel The Japanese title of this song is “花葬”. This is read as “Kasou”
You know you’re getting older when your chief reaction to this is “Oh no honey, she is fucking you over. Can’t you just go for that nice roleplaying girl at school?”
greatbigouterspacedunce: wolfpratt: mcsquigly: thefreakhasgreeneyes: weallendor: The tols Vs. The smols So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall? You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.
To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.
nofluffystop: Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really
gay-love-is-beautiful: omgaylove: http://omgaylove.tumblr.com/ YOU need NOT to hide yourself for what you are or love!!!http://gay-love-is-beautiful.tumblr.com/
microcroft: xekstrin: imperfectwriting: smalldoll: If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front
tiredestprincess: ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
accusors: the scariest thing about thinking about someone so much is that you’ll never know whether they think about you at all
dragonpie: gender8end-spider8itch: saverockandrolloncarinsurance: mamafrerard: what if when you smoked, the smoke you blow out is the color of the emotion you are feeling. i’m feeling a little gay today its a metaphor this fucking website
spodermen: If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world
onesteppcloser: imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.
greenekangaroo:“What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.
You know it is too early when your alarm goes off before morning wood even sets in. Even the dog is looking at me like, “What the hell are you doing?”
[ *is lurking on mobile* Apparently tumblr unfollowed some of you. *glares at tumblr* Sooooo that’s why I just followed some of you? I dunno if that was actually the case or mobile is being funny. *sighs* ^_^ Buuuuut I caught it, so hopefully
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paxamericana:genericlatino:Is this supposed to be serious? This is even more creepy than buying someone a drink at a bar. Also Barnes & Noble, for real? You couldn’t even make this fantasy less boring?yeah, this sounds great until you can’t go
YOU SAID DOGGIESHERE ARE DOGGIESI follow some Hungarian shelters on facebook and this one time they were looking for owners to adopt these puppies and just look at them omgThis is my happy place :’DWHEN YOU DELIVER YOU DELIVER LOOK AT THOSE DOGS
richarcl: one time this girl in my art class was telling the table that her eyes change color depending on her mood and i told her that that is scientifically impossible and explained to her the facts on how it is impossible and she started crying
hotcheetoprincess: there is really nothing wrong with having never kissed anybody or having sex till you’re in your 20’s and i actually know so many girls who are in their 20’s and insecure about this which just tells me how normal it is
You ever find something totally amazing in the middle of the night but everyone you know who’d find it amazing too is asleep and you kinda just have to reign in your excitement until the next day?
cwote: You’re not too much. You’re not a burden. There is no one else like you in existence with all your complexities, and your self-expression is not needless, excessive, or foolish.
Is it stinging the acid in your stream Hear the ringing voices in between You picked this tune to play And you had to have your way Got your masterpiece But you don’t seem pleased so here it is custom made you wrapped the world
You’re sitting in your room ~ door locked ~ with a pen in your hand and a blank piece of paper infront of you. Your hand is shaking, and the tears begin again - for the third time in the past hour. ‘To my family’ you write at the top of the page,
foxywinchesters: Today is a very good day - Sammy finally arrived and now the boys are happily sat on my bedside table. And, true to life, there is no such thing as personal space between them.
madcapbaker: peregrint: can you imagine elrond as your dad u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like I had to show this to my sisters boyfriend who was across the room because his best friend is actually Hugo Weaving’s
meaghanmouse: pearstheplatypus: catsandcunts: YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF: you have a body that’s it you’re beautiful you win congratulations I was unprepared.
roboluvsunicorn: 4 Another years old prompt - this one from nijibug asking what my favorite Gintama character is. No surprise it’s Shinsengumi voiced by one of my fav seiyuu. For me, Gintama is a series of prolonged ass and toilet jokes occasionally
You may think this is a giant Oreo cookie but you’d be wrong. It is, in fact, a giant Oreo ice cream sandwich.
purpbanga: appulsauce: purpbanga: isaw-iconquered-icame: no matter how hard you stunt, you will never stunt harder than the arabs like why is the flex so skrong this nigga really drownin this bitch in bills and all her clothes is still basically
you know what’s great. when you’re trying to quit drinking and everybody is absolutely appalled at that decision and tries to convince you all night to Drink Alcohol or you’re no funalso turns out i am actually empirically no fun at parties without
dhdr:no bc soul eater is genuinely the most insane show ever it starts out pretty normal but the further you look it just gets crazier. there is a city centered around a school that trains people how to hunt down and kill demons and witches in pairs.
bemusedlybespectacled:renthebarbarian:notabled-noodle:I don’t care if something is “natural”, because natural is not the same as real. maybe being trans is unnatural or medication is unnatural. or whatever else. but. that doesn’t make the experiences
milkworts: mugiwara-jm: Are you fucking serious is this a prank? how is this real. the purple one is doing the same pose. the moose has the exact same hair and color scheme for his clothes. the pink one has darker pink splotches and antennae. how can
fencer-x:flunflun: kanaya-in-the-tardis: deranged-baby: OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS “Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you.” the only thing I think of when I see this
Is you is, or is you ain’t my baby
you bring me to sky
badtvblog: This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.
hotdominicanmom: johnniewaswolf: brinajay-27: lovemissangela: iamncgalactic: hotdominicanmom: Amazing White media be like Did they literally say a monster A monster?? 😂😂 It’s never that serious It’s GAWKER it’s sarcasm It is ALWAYS
is-gravity-falls-still-on-hiatus: Surprise! Happy 47th day on hiatus, Gravity Falls!
You guys don’t know how happy i am right now. tomorrow is the day!!! :D TOMORROW my baby flies to phoenix!!! TOMORROW, YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!Yeeeeeee im so fucking excited! MI AMOR!!!!!!!!!!! UN DIA MAS, MI VIDA!!! :) I cant fucking wait to see you!!!!!
dod-kalm: mountainboats: i think the best feeling is when you make someone that you like a lot laugh and their face lights up and they start giggling and you’re really happy that you were able to make someone so beautiful smile so much this is my
mrymorstn-archive: you know those people who are just luminous, like they’re so beautiful and everything they do is endearing and all you can do is stare and hope that some of their light hits you someday. maybe it’s not even romantic but they’re
curiouswhitebuoy: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has ever spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Garnet’s thighs, i know, you love Garnet’s thighs so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you
no anon, the only reason I’m “rude” to those people is because they accuse me of things I don’t do and so do youbut I’m not replying you bc it ain’t worth it