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buzzfeed: bhatteshwari: lperezidente: ufos-looking-for-me: Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot I am so happy that they are happy “I should not drink whisky I CANNOT PROTECT THEM” this
indophilia: Babur’s sexuality At one party Babur saw a very surprising sight: a woman drinking. She made a pass at him: “I got rid of her by pretending to be drunk.” Babur was not much interested in women. He explains that he had married early,
goddamnitriot: goddamnitriot-deactivated201503: SWERVE, THAT’S NOT SKIDS. YOU ARE DRUNK GO HOME. AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU’RE DATING SOMEONE WITH SUCH AWESOME PAINT SKILLS? —- AARON GOD DAMNIT
sns-undertail: zwiebelprinz: fishlizardweeb: nironwrites: not-so-tall-gay-danny: astriferousaesthetic: go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3 underwater masturbation And that was the most reasonable one I saw :/ Drunk danger
rnomn: My younger sis went out last night and came back very drunk…. She begged my not to tell mom and dad the next morning when she was hungover, begged…. She said she’d do anything! I’ll hold her to that, oh I’ll get what I want…
bhatteshwari: lperezidente: ufos-looking-for-me: Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot I am so happy that they are happy “I should not drink whisky I CANNOT PROTECT THEM”
sweetkimmyopenwomb4use: Who says a man doesn’t get hard when he is passed out drunk? it’s not true.. When he woke up he was rubbing his head.. dazed…confused..and LOVING the feeling… Suddenly, he started to mumble and moan that I needed to
jakefromstate-farm: How are cops going to make you say the alphabets backwards to figure out if you’re drunk or not i cant even do that sober.
When bae comes home buzzed, or drunk, he’s more loving and cute. Then again, he’s always like that when he’s not intoxicated
millydot: browngirlblues: Drunk tweeting. Queer baiting is not cute Exactly how I felt about Keke Palmer’s stupid ass video *^thats what inspired this
hotsororitysluts:Becky realized that she should have gone home with her friends and maybe not have gotten so drunk at the frat party.
eroticevolution: Alice could not help herself when her step brother walked into her room naked and drunk. She had always thought he was cute but now that she had the taste of his cock in her mouth she was addicted.
chubbysubbymakemesuckfuckobey: worthless-cured-feminist-whore: sleeping-beauties-defiled: It’s okay. It’s her fault for not knowing what was in that drink. Drunk and passed out = CONSENT Every time. Always. I’ve always wanted to try getting
ruinedchildhood: TREE, YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU NEED TO LEAF STEVE, THAT IS DISCRIMIATION. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHERE TREE DOES AND DOES NOT BELONG? DON’T LISTEN TO HIM TREE. FOLLOW YOUR HEART, AND GO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO. DON’T LET CLOSE-MINDED ASSHOLES
gehayi: leupagus: tommcready: 25 places that look not normal but are actually real EARTH YOU ARE DRUNK.
agua-ras: I wonder if getting drunk is just a way of escaping reality and a way to cope with the fact that I can’t barely feel anything towards no one ( just one or two friends who have- tried, to show me it’s not over yet and I haven’t felt everything
nplusonemag-blog: “It’s hard not to think ‘death drive’ every time I go on the internet. Opening Safari is an actively destructive decision. I am asking that consciousness be taken away from me. Like the lost time between leaving a party drunk
decius-c: When the master and his friends entered the room, the slave girl was already waiting for more than an hour in this humiliating position. Because the men were a little bit drunk, she could not hope that this would become only one of the usual
scarletthedork: Last night I got drunk and said and did some shit that hurt myself and others so here’s a Lapis. I’ll probably legit finish and color this one day when I’m more sober. Please do not repost or remove the caption.
blackjuxtaposition: bhatteshwari: lperezidente: ufos-looking-for-me: Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot I am so happy that they are happy “I should not drink whisky I CANNOT PROTECT THEM”
justmysillydoodles: ivorylungs: sherlock saying that very soft and subtle thank you he did while he was drunk and john said he was funny but this time he’s thanking john for loving him and john tearing up over it and holding him so hard and not saying
i ran across the street for a pack a cigarettes, and someone told me they love me.
1121sexcrazyteens: Here’s something from the summer (sorry not great quality)- we had been to a wedding one evening and got home drunk late that night, both horny as fuck. She couldn’t wait any longer so just pulled her dress up while we week in
littlesisterwish: Your little sister was drunk and when you asked if you could cum inside her she just closed her eyes and moaned. You took that as a yes and soon enough you couldn’t help but blow your load inside of her.She’s not on birth control
roommateswithnoboundaries: Taking adventage of your drunk roomies … its not right but … !( if you just complete that sentence singing WH ) SHARE !!!! OR JUST f** liked it … SHARE !!!@roommateswithnoboundaries@roommateswithnoboundaries
weareevilregals: toodrunktofindaurl: No but one night I was drunk at a party and tried to accio my glass of wine at least twenty times and got pissed at it for not moving. … I blame my parents for being a muggle. That was the best night
lesbilicious: A Guide for the Predatory Lesbian - Part 547 If your selected prey is a thirsty girl and you have determined that she will not become violent when drunk, then supply her with alcohol. It will make your job easier. But remember the rules,
zerobitches: fyl: sawitglitterasigrew: iheardtheworldwasgoingtoend-so-i: TREE, YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU NEED TO LEAF STEVE, THAT IS DISCRIMIATION. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHERE TREE DOES AND DOES NOT BELONG? DON’T LISTEN TO HIM TREE. FOLLOW YOUR HEART,
ladybubblegum: welcometothea7xfamily: tolivefictitiously: goodg0dbatman: livinunderapapermoon: TREE, YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU NEED TO LEAF STEVE, THAT IS DISCRIMINATION. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHERE TREE DOES AND DOES NOT BELONG? DON’T LISTEN TO HIM
bhatteshwari: lperezidente: ufos-looking-for-me: Drunk Girls Get Surprised With Puppies This is so lovely, got me smiling like an idiot I am so happy that they are happy “I should not drink whisky I CANNOT PROTECT THEM” 😍
extortion: honestly watching drunk girls talk to each other can sometimes be so touching like i’ve been sitting next to these two friends who have just been convincing each other that theyre not stupid for like ten minutes and it just warms my heart
elijah-woody-harrelson: 🤔🤔🤔 Uhhhhhh…. that’s a shotgun not an AR-15. Go home news you’re drunk
impactings: My all time favorite post omfggg someone do this and I will fucking marry you and I’m not just saying that because I’m drunk. Guys, omg. Her boobs are right there and he still doesn’t look away from her face. I am swooning.
guys dont ever drink ever because you will get a hangover and it fucking sucks
I don know if im drunk or not but I know I wanna hear that blood on the leaves
impactings: I think drunk texts/calls are adorable, not annoying. The fact that they’re hardly able to function, yet they’re thinking of you, it’s just lovely I think.
I’m drunk enough to not care that these Pringles are fucking chocolate flavored 😷
wddrew: degradingwhitewhoresnsluts: Impale her on that fucking cock. After my sister had me drive her to a party and she got black out drunk I didn’t wanna leave right away, especially not after her friend told me about how they talk about me. Then
nvbianprincess: Last night I got drunk and my roommate made me a microwaved sandwich of just bread and Rolos and I ate that shit Just like chocolate spread….with a little caramel? Not my cup o’ tea lol but next time try it in a sandwich
TREE, YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU NEED TO LEAF STEVE, THAT IS DISCRIMIATION. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHERE TREE DOES AND DOES NOT BELONG? DON’T LISTEN TO HIM TREE. FOLLOW YOUR HEART, AND GO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO. DON’T LET CLOSE-MINDED ASSHOLES BRING YOU
bustysister: “Oh don’t give me that look, li’l brother. I know we only do this when I’m drunk, but I’m scared of how good it feels. Don’t tell me you’re going to ignore these big tits just because I’m not sober.”
Just got a random ass talking to from my pops because apparently some guy’s nephew he knew got into a car accident and died. Apparently this guy’s friends that were driving were drunk. He was telling me not to drive with people who are
blizzardbride: supernatural drinking game drink every time dean has to lie to sam drink every time zeke tells dean not to tell the truth drink every time jared padalecki’s acting hits u in the heart parts you are now drunk how is your liver that’s
torturedtoysatdaycare: bewareofthemilk: ohmykathryn: kellyexplainsitall: liikeab0ss: TREE, YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU NEED TO LEAF STEVE, THAT IS DISCRIMIATION. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHERE TREE DOES AND DOES NOT BELONG? DON’T LISTEN TO HIM TREE. FOLLOW
thelittlesluts: You’re drunk again are you? But not because of alcohol but because of the loads of cum that have been spattered all over your face and into your mouth. You look at the line of men still jerking off their cocks and you get so excited.
proselys:Okay but you’re telling me that on a girls’ night, Emily, JJ and Garcia (and Tara later on) haven’t all made out with each other whilst drunk? Because I can’t see it not happening.
life-is-not-a-paradise: no-wasted-souls: awktastic: sexmesahyounie: slap—that—bitch: karleytess: shortsgasm: If y’all can reblog drunk girls partying you can reblog a picture of a mother finally getting to see her baby. forever reblog
203y: lets not lie here thats gonna be sore in the morning no matter how drunk and slow it is
bracesbootsandbrawls: the majority of my dads friends in these photos are the guys that get me blind drunk on the weekends from not even letting me spend a penny out of my wallet.legends.
askspotlight: An upcoming project requires that i work in illustrator. I’m not familiar with it. I work in photoshop, and sai. Oh and blender. Flash too :O Illustrator is kind of like Flash got drunk and fucked Blender, and had some weird kid, and
fisherpon: Drunk Guy Sings “Babs Seed” (by bareodin) It’s just not the same without the subtitles lol fuck… I hope this guy doesn’t live in an apartment. This was pretty hilarious, though i bet it’s one of those things that
GO HOME JAPAN, YOU’RE DRUNK.i am just… wow xD this is a thing, and i can’t handle it. What person ever thought this was a good idea and that it was not completely ridiculousi like planes and living plane things, but damn… this is like
uber-reaktor: ‘Sweet Celestia, how drunk was I yesterday?’ Oh boy, Delta sure got herself into something. But it’s not like that’s a big surprise in the ponyo universe, right? DeltaVee and Apogee belong to @shinonsfw, TrashPony belongs to @red-x-bacon
