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My big sister said she sent me this picture from college to show off her new piercing, but we both know that’s not true. I know she doesn’t forget about that night last year when we got really drunk and fucked like crazy. I know I think about
“Was this your plan? To get me so drunk and horny that I would flash you? Well it worked. And now I want more. So whether or not it was your plan, tonight’s the night you fuck your big sister.”
“Oh don’t give me that look, li'l brother. I know we only do this when I’m drunk, but I’m scared of how good it feels. Don’t tell me you’re going to ignore these big tits just because I’m not sober.”
A dream come true (f/f/m)“Not too long ago, I was at a friend’s house with her boyfriend. We all got ridiculously drunk, and she and I ended up in a bedroom… I don’t remember how on Earth we got into that situation, but I was on top of her, kissing
“Okay, well… the party is all cleaned up, I guess I’ll go. Thanks, it was a great time!… What?… you think I should stay and not risk driving home drunk?… Yeah, maybe that’s a good idea… I’ll
“Go ahead, Ted… dare me again to take it off in front of your co-workers. I’m feeling pretty buzzed from that wine we’ve all been drinking, and you know damn well I’m not shy when I’m drunk. So… ARE you daring
tyleroakley: taylorswift: newwromantiks: curiousswift:thebentley13: Taylor wtf is happening here im confused It’s like she is doing that test that police officers do to see if you’re drunk or not … I saw the guy with the camera and wasn’t
nymphoninjas: Not shy, just drunk and giggly on top of a mountain. That sounds amazing, and I am so glad you had someone there to capture that moment for you and I really appreciate you sharing it with us. This photo is incredible, the lighting is
professor-rjlupin: benlovejoy: top 5 hockey players that need a twitter (in no order) | patrick kane i want to see him drunk tweet. not gonna lie. oohhh I heard that
busybeatalks: busybeatalks:We came home from the bar drunk and decided (again) that we had to pee so bad at the same time that we simply could not wait…so the answer was clear…share the toilet. It went great for the first 5 seconds until I started
dmdokuro: lewmzi: Best vine of 2016 Sorry, but I can’t NOT reblog happy dancing. It turns out one of the upsides of becoming old and donning the oldguy drunk glasses is that corgis become adorableOr maybe it’s that the veil of reality parts to
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omorashiii: Ok so I’ve noticed that the majority of weekends I find myself drinking a lot. and idk if that’s because I’m a borderline alcoholic or I just like to get super desperate and try not to piss myself while floaty and drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
aloo-uk2003:THIS IS NOT ADULT CONTENT!! Just a reposted TikTok.@princess.natty Every get so drunk that you pee yourself and don’t know that you’re peeing because same #party #college #pee #canthang
sirjefetheboss: digoxin-purpurea: apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking
sophisticat42:Not only that, it’s literally in the driver’s training manual that it is safer to stop your car and sleep on the side of the road than drive tired. Driving tired is as bad as driving drunk. It is actually a DANGER to make sleeping in
tradfems: sophisticat42: Not only that, it’s literally in the driver’s training manual that it is safer to stop your car and sleep on the side of the road than drive tired. Driving tired is as bad as driving drunk. It is actually a DANGER to make
I almost miss the sound of your voice but know that the rain outside my window will suffice for tonight. I’m not drunk yet, but we haven’t spoken in months now and I wanted to tell you that someone threw a bouquet of roses in the trash bin on the
sumisa-lily: I almost miss the sound of your voice but know that the rain outside my window will suffice for tonight. I’m not drunk yet, but we haven’t spoken in months now and I wanted to tell you that someone threw a bouquet of roses in the trash
gingerlionheart: I was not okay that nightmy head was on wrongyou got me drunk on your rotten words againand through the sound of breaking bones you swore that you loved meand while I was screaming for airI told you I believed itit wasn’t the first
Giant galloping spider that freaks out when I get close who LIKE to live in my home……. but not venomous…. ya… that makes up for the creep factor for sure… >_> Go home Australia, you’re drunk…
sirjefetheboss: digoxin-purpurea: apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about
illustudio: I bet she’s not even inebriated, that’s probably Ginger Ale she’s drinking, and she just thinks she’s drunk. Anyways, that’s ¾ scratched kids done! Once I draw Bro, I’ll probably put them all in a photoset or something.
matt-delancy: annabellebanks: Are you going to call her? I don’t even have her number anymore, so, I guess that’s not really an option… Oh okay. Well that’s still all really weird to me. Maybe she was drunk?
taylorswift: newwromantiks: curiousswift:thebentley13: Taylor wtf is happening here im confused It’s like she is doing that test that police officers do to see if you’re drunk or not … I saw the guy with the camera and wasn’t in the mood
wanduh-lust: tyleroakley: taylorswift: newwromantiks: curiousswift:thebentley13: Taylor wtf is happening here im confused It’s like she is doing that test that police officers do to see if you’re drunk or not … I saw the guy with the camera
raunchysub: Confining a faggot in this manner — taping his head inside a filthy toilet bowl and securing his feet with rope — ensures not only that he can’t escape the torture you’re about to inflict upon him, but also that he gets drunk on the
towritelesbiansonherarms: tyleroakley: taylorswift: newwromantiks: curiousswift:thebentley13: Taylor wtf is happening here im confused It’s like she is doing that test that police officers do to see if you’re drunk or not … I saw the guy
stratisxx: Sit on this big arab dick. This Egyptian daddy is not playing around. I feel sorry for the drunk twink that goes home with him, all horny, hoping to get fucked by a big cock only to discover that sometimes a penis can be too big to handle.
stratisxx: This twink passed out drunk, only to wake and find the horse hung Arab daddy, that he went home with the night before, throat fucking him. That massive mushroom head barely fits into this boy’s mouth…not sure how much easier it’s going
redistorted: “1. When he texts you and says that he misses your lips on his skin, ask him if he’s drunk. If he is, don’t reply. If he’s not, then ask why he left you for that blonde girl with the piercings. 2. It’s going to break you. The
jukeboxemcsa: He made sure to show her the footage afterward. Not the induction, although he filmed that as well–no, the part he wanted her to see was when she was so deeply hypnotized that even with her eyes open, she looked drunk with vacant, foggy
fuck-customers: Yo, submitter of that short blurb about the drunk guy and the yelling (unique, I know). After re telling it to coworkers I realized I left out the best parts and that’s not fair to y'all. Trigger warning for aggression, yelling, and
naamahdarling: sirjefetheboss: digoxin-purpurea: apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter
just-whoring-around: There is no day I am not thinking about: - You - Killing myself - Drugs - Being drunk - Sex Isn’t it ironic that those are the only five thoughts that keeping me alive? A dead girl cannot think.
miss-world-somebody-kill-me: the-mermaid-and-the-drunks:the-winchesters-tho: winterchurch: this movie ruined my life what made this movie so remarkable is that It was one of very few at the time that did not glorify how smart someone is, and instead
Acute intoxication causes the brain to fail to transfer memories from short term into long term memory. That is called alcoholic amnesia, or a “blackout.” If a person has been quite drunk, there is an excellent chance that they do not remember
“Kiss me.” “Do darling, you’re drunk, it’s not right.”“Even the most sexed up man in all history knew that taking advantage of a women is never okay.”Most of the people that ever even vow to posts like *these*, ironically have their entire
The fucking EFFORT of having a doctors appointment at half 9 tomorrow morning. I’m still going to be drunk. What even is half 9? That’s not even a time, that’s too early to exist.
