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foodchewer: xkit-extension: As you know, I’ve been working on something for a while. And as I’ve said in that post, I did not want to give any details until it was done. Well I feel like today is the day to announce XKit Mobile. All your favorite,
vanehwasreal: discipleofskaro: vanehwasreal: so my mom and i were baking and i decided to bake something for my boyfriend but then my mom saw it and i was like “shit” but she just said “that’s really ugLY I CAN DO WAY BETTER” AND THEN SHE
dykeeret:chainsawgirlfriend:indivinefeminine:My letterboxd review for birds of preyThe little, kindly 70-year-old man who shops at my grocery store came in and he said, while smiling and nodding, that it was “A lot.” and “Very colorful” and something
alt-and-black: thecrazytowncomics: No One Forced You To Get Married one of my coworkers said something like this and it made me think about married culture in the US. his wife had been out of town for the week and he was really excited to go home and
celebritiesandbooks: teaboot: One time in I asked my English teacher if I could go to the bathroom and he said the ‘I don’t know, can you’ line like it was something new and clever and my mind just sort of went stupid and I told him that if there
ivthetruth: hennypendergrass: ayungbiochemist: If you can’t pour a glass of soda then just become a fucking electrical engineer Lmao 😂 nigga said I got an idea like it was something simple so i gotta drill, solder a hot glue shit just to drink
glorious-cesspool: alt-and-black: thecrazytowncomics: No One Forced You To Get Married one of my coworkers said something like this and it made me think about married culture in the US. his wife had been out of town for the week and he was really
soggiefries: alt-and-black: thecrazytowncomics: No One Forced You To Get Married one of my coworkers said something like this and it made me think about married culture in the US. his wife had been out of town for the week and he was really excited
casualcheating: I was going to take my girlfriend out to lunch today, but she said my younger brother had actually swung by earlier with something really delicious to snack on. It seemed pretty thoughtful; I’ll have to thank him the next time I see
spartanpaladin: Ok. So basically this kid was bullied so bad he didn’t even want to go to school. Kids told him to kill himself over a fucking backpack. And when his parents went to the school to have something done about it, they said to have him
alphamusclehunks: londonboy45: He didn’t even notice me. He didn’t feel me bounce off his body and fall to the floor. It wasn’t until I said something that he looked down. He was too busy looking at himself in the mirror. Sexy, large
bedbugsbiting: My therapist said “I have to show you something on my phone!” It was this:
rubbingmymuff: Horny Sarah invited Allison over to her house, but she was busy with college work, so Sarah said, “Bring it over here. I promise I won’t bother you. Whenever you need a break, we’ll do something.”Unfortunately when innocent Allison
herboobsaregreat: Well it was my birthday and I said I had something special in mind…
aravenhairedmaiden:howtobeafuckinglady:It’s so funny how people are trying to boycott Dolce & Gabbana NOW cause they said something about gay parents and IVF but weren’t saying shit about them mammy earrings from a few seasons agowhere was the
luna-lalune answered: NO that’s not how it goes! lucydaddy answered: lol i trade a likearavecraver answered: never retrade, its so disrespectful to give away something that was givin to you fuckingfilthyxo said: never trade the
aussieirish: hexington: Absolutely desperate to visit the Neuschwanstein Castle in Germany. And it looks like something out of a fairy tale in Winter! (well, this was the castle said to have inspired the Disney castle) I didn’t think Disney,
Sabrina wasn’t at all subtle as she looked at Mr. Crude and sucked the straw in her Diet Coke. When it was obvious that she’d finished the contents of the can she smiled at him and said, “I’m still thirsty. Have you got something I can suck?”
As Anna was about to take the first bite of her ice cream, she smiled at Mr. Crude and said, “I expected to get something creamy from you, but never expected it to be a cool treat like this! Thank you so much. Maybe I’ll get the other treat in a
daddymakesherdirty: daddysview: I know I said it was time to tuck you in little one, but Daddy’s got something else in mind. You’re not tired are you? daddymademedirty
luxprofundi: Bathropes Model: SiljaMay 2014“When we start planing the shooting, it was clear that we wanted to work with my ropes. Later on Silja said that she’d love to do something inside a milky bath, but that this wouldn’t work… I looked
thxrsdxy:starslicer: solarsenpai: antwonnybey: soundlyawake: surprisebitch: I want to support her so bad but she makes it so hard Noooooo… just right when you said something good for onceyou do this she was better off just saying “A faggot,
I remember when you didnt want me to go to New York because you were so afraid something would happen and I wouldnt come back. You said i was all you had. Now you could care less as to whether or not i even make it through the flight. Wow. Im having
alicemcd: (THE BEST OF LUCKSAF 4) Jack said he was going to give her something very special for her eighteenth birthday. So she guessed what it might be and got ready in advance.
freshyoungpinkgirls: i-in-sis-t: We live in a small town, and I am a trucker. When my daughter said she got an over-night job at the gas station, I knew something had to be up. This station was famous among us for it’s active glory-hole scene. I went
Also don’t be mad at Jane you guys, yes she said something that was out of line but she immediately apologized for it. When you’re angry you sometimes say things you don’t mean and that doesn’t mean its justified but if you realize
coolitsallgood: Horny Sarah invited Allison over to her house, but she was busy with college work, so Sarah said, “Bring it over here. I promise I won’t bother you. Whenever you need a break, we’ll do something.”Unfortunately when innocent Allison
scriptedwithdesire:“He said something about kissing toast. He lived for kissing toast. Or maybe it was tacquitos.”
iheartdobrev: I seem to have a disorder where no matter what people say I always hear a food reference. My friend said something like, ‘This is a really nice car,’ and I was like, ‘Did you say birthday cake?’ It sounded nothing like birthday
pdqsketch: triangularcommunification: pdqsketch: Is it too late to jump on the Bill AMA bandwagon? :)I apologize for terrible handwriting.Obligatory Bonus Stanley: adding in something of my ownremember how Dipper said he always felt like he was being
azispaz: I said “LET ME DRAW SOMETHING STUPID REAL QUICK” and it was Dipper.Sorry Dipping Sauce.
blackcubs: mvvah: blackcubs: fukwhore: Angelina, late 1990s HAHAA omg so I saw the first photo on a magazine today and it said something about Angelina Jolie doing drugs. Smh these magazine makers need to be shot No she was legit addicted to drugs^
hardbodylover: I went to see your boss today. Ever since the company picnic when he saw me in my thong, He’s been calling to stop by your office.. He said he wanted to show me something. It was his dick honey he showed me his dick. Then we fucked cause
stuck up for another camgirl once on here and then she posted something that I didn’t 100% agree with so I said my piece; tbh it was no more than “that isn’t true/i don’t agree”and she blocked me on her mfc account like ok b, keep on w/ what
Way of Wushu (original) 10/39On the topic of dead comics… This comic here was something I did for a print gig back in 2013. The less said about the resulting dumpster fire of that, the better. Still, I poured a lot of time and energy into it so
quiddmobile replied to your post: quiddmobile replied to your post: ok have you ever… I had a friend that was called that but people said ‘knock’. It’s like ng(like the end of something)-ow-c Hehehe thank you! I will have to practice pronouncing
her-gift-his-honor: luciasmaster: ‘She’ was always waiting there in the darkness of your mind, I just reached in and released her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i absolutely love the beauty of these words…. It is something that i have often said.
sigoynerblod: OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK My ex boyfriend totally looked like a weasel and one time I said something about it after sex and he was SO butthurt LOL that fucker
