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Just another installment of “Garnet very confidently thinks she knows more about human culture than she actually does”
squatforfit: ocean-mindedyouth: asweeterdisposition: this is in my god damn county (yes, county. not only my country, but in my actual county) and i’ve never been there in my almost 20 years. wtf is wrong with me where where where Norway?
awharrys: awharrys: awharrys: why does the sun look like a ceiling light i just realized the reflection from my window was showing and it actually is a ceiling light this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me not a scientist, but if the
feististics: brokenly: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes but actually, this is my life exactly.
mollyamory-again: goldenats: stars-bean: “You must be the famous Pepper Potts.”“Indeed I am.” Iron Man (2008) dir. Jon Favreau Love this scene Granted Christine is working hard to get a rise out of Pepper here, but she’s got reason to
3arthney: mylifeaskriz: ruineshumaines: Liz Climo on Tumblr. this really cheered me up Man, tonights been pretty rough for me, but now I actually feel better. Its so great how tumblr really is a healing community if you look in the right places
cummbunny:I’m actually in love with this picture and normally this is too nakey for me but 💕💕
cummbunny: I’m actually in love with this picture and normally this is too nakey for me but 💕💕
dumbass-bitch-disease: anosci: weirdalyankovich: weirdalyankovich: Hi. This is the actual “Weird Al” Yankovic. I’m not now nor have I ever been active on Tumblr, but it has come to my attention that you’ve been impersonating me, which is
cipher-agent: whitewashedhanzo: me when Keanu Reeves is in cyberpunk77 and looking sexy as fuck to boot so I have to buy it but this game’s actual pr team wont stop making “did you assume my gender” jokes on their twitter been seeing this post
littlestpersimmon:Not to be like this but Europeans immediately turning unhinged at the slightest jab is actually insane to me. Like British people randomly turning into Ludwig The Accursed whenever an American is mildly amused at cultural differences..
littlestkittyprincess: This is Happy Floppy Ears, Daddy bought him for me. He is actually a dog toy, but, I’m kinda a pet. 🐶💖 Wishlist
karpetshark: i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me Yes,I feel you because this is me.
carrielachance: What do you guys think of me in a latex hood? This is my first time wearing one like this but was actually very fun! —www.carrielachance.com — #latex #mask #hood #rubber #
themysteryoftheunknownuniverse: renaden: cuckroach2: this guy in my biology class sent this to me when i asked if he did the homework google is amazing I listened to the whole song as a joke but it’s actually really good and I like it
rabbithugs: this is not actually a photograph of me but it could really pass for one, right down to the crushing sense of loneliness me completing my autism puzzle with my squishables rabbit
thatmotherfuckingcat said: Get me a stick of rock and a postcard. WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE BEACH THIS IS WHAT YOU SEND PEOPLE. It’s like a ye olde englishe tradition…e? i actually didnt get any rock this time but i have some from last time as gifts
i shot so many self-portraits today but the camera won’t let me upload them onto my phone unless i actually take the photo with the camera app and this time i used the internal interval timer so i’m shit out of luck until i get home because this is
dogstomp:This game is really strange because they let me start with a character that looks like a human but is actually 100% a dog and nobody bats an eye. I guess that must be normal in the post-apocalypse wastes. x3
fuckyeahlabyrinth: My friend shared this with me on facebook, so I don’t know the source, unfortunately. But I think it’s gorgeous! Edit by Creepykeyla: I agree, this is gorgeous! It’s actually a work from an artist on Deviantart.com… one of
brutalfaerie replied to your post “I’m at such a weird divide, because part of me wants this for such…” they’re not breasts, they’re a time bomb! I KNOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS REFERENCE, BUT THEY ACTUALLY ARE.
thetransparentvoid: Well, as it’s my first post on my new tumblr, it can’t really be topless… but it is Tuesday, so here is an almost Topless Tuesday :D Please feel free to reblog to help me actually get some followers on this thing!!
therealerme: bushmaster60:Petcunt’s feeding time! He’s such a good cunt. Or at least I think he is. I’m not actually sure what this is, to be honest. But I’m just so grateful he feeds me that I just know I must love it.
captaindullard: 70srogertaylor: This is me, never leaving the house but when I actually do: I religiously, emotionally, physically, epistemically, existentially, and spiritually identify with this
artemispanthar: I’d like there to be an episode where the Gems wear suits. Like, in canon. But also I think if they actually did it might kill me. It is a gamble. Willing to risk it though 2 months ago me, I have great news!
sueslayer: archetypalboner: galesofnovember: someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you” I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it. #ACTUALLY NOT AS BULLSHIT AS ONE MIGHT THINK!!!! #like most animals
notanearlyadopter: marilynhanson: this means so much to me. so much Okay but like actually this is the most thoughtful gift IN THE WHOLE WORLD. It might seem to make more sense to give Ron the precious family heirloom (remember that Molly’s brother
lisola: I was actually going to draw something completely different but then the idea of Vriska making this face struck me and I just had to draw it first. Just a sketch. This is for you, Nelly.
jordan-reet: Forget I said anything. I just wish you would have waited and actually talked to me about it first. But forget it, because every time we have this arguement this is how it ends and I’m over it. I wish I could’ve talked to you first
unisonraidd: Asgskskdkjdksl someone get me a doctor im having heart failure,I knew this would happen but not so soon amd omg who would have known that my blabbing from yesterday actually kinda happened! This is indeed in a way like the gmg gray just
dream1ngofyou: spacerabbit64: rebeker-and-i: 2-cheeky-twins: dreamwurks: Can we discuss this This is not okay. What the actual fuck Excuse me, but they are all freaking gorgeous Wow…you know what I wanna see? A picture of the person who wrote
naughtynicegirl69: I am in a fun loving…happy…sexy mood…I don’t know if that will get me fucked tonight but I have a big smile on my face…;0 BTW…this is NNG69 Nightie of the Night…it is actually very very comfortable…:):):):)
itshalalcuzisaidbismillah: whatwhiteswillneverknow:Waiter who thinks he knows about other cultures but actually has absolutely no ideaThis is it. This is the vine that killed me.
kmkarcher: bleuberrybird: kmkarcher: ok but no matter how big your dick is, every vagina you’ve ever had sex with was bigger i just gotta mention that this really actually is not true sorry the vagina does end You’re telling me my vagina isn’t
driiaz:So I still plan to colour this and actually add the text but it’s so fucking funny to me without it so I’m uploading this version as it is.
bogleech:cristalplanetheart:I love contemplating how actually scary this is. Nothing in horror movies affects me anymore but I get the most wonderful chills from the idea of these beautiful, haunting, mindless things just hovering in this murky water
corbeezyyy: fierceblackwomen: aalante: naaraixo: kill-samurai: !!!!!!!!!!! When you have 2 jobs and still broke ^ when 99% of your life is spent working but you’re still broke @crime-she-typed us When you have two good-paying jobs, your wife
londonprophecy: Finally! This took me long enough! Commission for the lovely musashi-loves-robots who wanted dratchet porn! I think this is my first time in like two years actually drawing robots doing it, so things may be a bit off, but not too
esuccubus: demoniccurves: demonscar-recklessabandon: Pretty much every session of D&D ever oKAY BUT REGARDLESS OF THE ACTUAL CONTEXT HERE CAN WE APPRECIATE THAT LILITH IS A D&D FAN THIS IS AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY To anyone
pleasureyoursenses: asleepylioness: Dear Lioness, I’m sorry it’s been so long since my last submission but I hope this makes up a little for my disappearance! This photo is actually rather hard for me to share given it shows one of my least favourite
untaintedcuriosity: I’m trying to find the strength to finish this paper but all I can think about is how much I miss Sofia. You are an angel and I love you eternally. I miss you so much and I actually really like these photos of me heh. Thank you
zemael: I was requested to make a face tutorial, so here you go, part one! Faces are quite simple for me, so this might be odd. But hopefully you’ll still find this useful. Okay, so! Take note there are NO rules with drawing, so no step is actually
canadachild9: fangirltothefullest: hadaes: cccale: rabbittongue: this is very beautiful and i like it but it makes me sad that we are their heaven The caption wow Perhaps the image is upside-down and they are actually our gods looking down at
kaylahraquel: sleepintokyo: satanshoe: can we talk about how cool this is? that’s actually really cool, but then again he’s stood by Frank this whole time ^^^^ and that’s what made me realize how real he was.
mountain-sadist: finding-peace-w1thin: Skull in a salt lake Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen! It looks like I’m actually there I dunno why but this skull is kinda grossing me out. :/
gaysubtexts: okay so we all know that Niall doesn’t really appreciate the miracle of childbirth but he actually looks adorable with kids God help me Read More
sabretoothedcritter: I like the idea, and the graphic is actually quite good, but the concept of a white-haired orc is still odd, and the image doesn’t tell me the story. Orcs don’t live long enough (usually) for their hair to go white, and this
hazzasnudes: seriously this is why i love Louis, he actually cares. i know he can be his sassy self sometimes but moments like this make me really appreciate and respect him. he put Niall before himself because he knew how he never got to sing torn when
jenniferrpovey: sueslayer: archetypalboner: galesofnovember: someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you” I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it. #ACTUALLY NOT AS BULLSHIT AS ONE MIGHT THINK!!!! #like
shadow-sass: blackfitness: Ok I have mixed feelings here. 1- They look good, hair, cute and shoes etc 2- Style is hot 3- Confidence is great But they are over weight and a small sense of that being unhealthy isnt attractive and scares me a bit…actually
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sueslayer: archetypalboner: galesofnovember: someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you” I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it. #ACTUALLY NOT AS BULLSHIT AS ONE MIGHT THINK!!!! #like most animals cats
artem-ace: There’s this guy that sits in front of me who you would think is a conservative redneck bc his entire aesthetic is southern lumberjack w boots and denim and hats but he’s actually one of the most inclusive and anti trump guy I’ve ever
The sting of the knife is actually kind of nice… this is not a trend I like but why does the cold metal comfort me when no one else will
berandomness: The sting of the knife is actually kind of nice… this is not a trend I like but why does the cold metal comfort me when no one else will
