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“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise myself as a monk just to see your face.”

“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise myself as a monk just to see your face.”

“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.”

“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.”

“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.”

“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.”

“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.”

“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.”

“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.”

“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.”

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.”

“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.”

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.”

“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.”

“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.”

“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.”

“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.”

“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.”

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.”

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.”

“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.”

“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.”

“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.”

“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.”

“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.”

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.”

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.”

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.”

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.”

“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.”

“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.”

“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.”

“You’re more addictive than a seven percent solution.”

“You’re more addictive than a seven percent solution.”

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“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.”

“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.”

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.”

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.”

“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.”

“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.”

“You don’t need to make me inhale Project H.O.U.N.D. fog in order to take my breath away.”

“You don’t need to make me inhale Project H.O.U.N.D. fog in order to take my breath away.”

“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking into your bedroom.”

“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking into your bedroom.”

“‘Vatican cameos’ can be our safeword.”

“‘Vatican cameos’ can be our safeword.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.”

“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.”

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?”

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.”

“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.”

“Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.”

“Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.”

“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?”

“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?”

“I’m your biggest fan-derson.”

“I’m your biggest fan-derson.”

“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.”

“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.”

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?”

“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?”

“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.”

“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.”

“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.”

“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.”

“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.”

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?”

“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?”

“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum that was sold off in a fire damage sale.”

“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum that was sold off in a fire damage sale.”

“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.”

“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.”

“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.”

“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.”

“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.”

“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.”

“Is your name Janine? Because I would become a tabloid just to make you my whore.”

“Is your name Janine? Because I would become a tabloid just to make you my whore.”

“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.”

“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.”

“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.”

“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.”

“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.”

“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.”

“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.”

“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.”

“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.”

“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.”

“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.”

“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.”

“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs? I want to be inside you.”

“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs? I want to be inside you.”

“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.”

“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.”

“Baby got Reichen-back.”

“Baby got Reichen-back.”

“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.”

“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.”

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.”

“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.”

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