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“Stop.” My little sister said as we walked to my room. “I want to try something different this time.” Then she sunk to her knees and blew me right there on the tiled floor. It was the first time she swallowed and she never went
thanos6 said to funsexydragonball: “It seems [Palace] was created for something Goten can put his dick into.” But Trunks is already there! XD I know you don’t draw yaoi, but I’m really looking forward to more of that Goten/T
Anonymous said to funsexydragonball: VampVidel was something I never knew I wanted, and now I want it really badly. Then by all means, have more!
boyboygirllove: Love the pubes darling…very sexy ;) xoxoxo I made a comment something like that over a year ago on a yaoi site and I almost started a flame war. Granted, I went abt further than what was said here, but I didn’t expect it to down
When I took your wife Kelly, I wasn’t gentle. I slammed into her, opened her up while she begged me to fuck her forever, and when it was time to blow my load, she held me inside of her. Said something about you wanting to clean her up later.
musclelover4826: (Request for Noisilysaltyking) You drank the potion that said it would make you hotter. You were expecting maybe bigger muscles or something. But at first all that happened was a nice tan, and any fat you had boiled away. You felt some
“I was with my boyfriend for the first time last night, and he pointed out that I start thrusting my hips back and forth whenever he does something I like. Is that normal? He said he loves it, though, so I’m not sure its a bad thing…&r
Maya is an excellent model even though she said she had never really done it before. Always calm and self-aware, I intended to break her out of her normal casual demeanor by saying something terribly graphic and shocking. This was her genuine reaction
The gorgeous Faith Nelson. It’s like God said, “I did a pretty nice job making Kate Moss and all but something was missing.” Well done, Lord.
morimilia: I’ve said this a hundred times, but I love my hairdresser. She had seen leopard spots on someone and wanted to try it out, so I was like sure, go ahead. Definitely not something I would’ve thought myself, but the result is awesome. :D
cassandrashipsit:soggiefries:alt-and-black:thecrazytowncomics:No One Forced You To Get Marriedone of my coworkers said something like this and it made me think about married culture in the US. his wife had been out of town for the week and he was really
@etrue I got angry and said something. Maybe that was wrong of me but I hope it doesn’t upset you any more than you already have been.
Once I was listening to one of the codex entries about turians and they said something along the lines of “Turians without facial markings are not to be trusted, it’s looked down upon in turian society.” So far whenever I’ve distru
eroscott: Daphne had dumped four boyfriends in four months and said that she was through with men so It actually wasn’t hard for her lesbian sister to convince Daphne to try something new.
scruffymale: kissmewhenwefuck: He looks happy! If you reblog and want to remove my comments, don’t add shit to make it look like I said something I didn’t. I never typed ‘He looks happy!’ on this image. My original caption was
wwiphotos: As I was getting ready to leave home after Thanksgiving, almost two years ago, my mom said she had something to show me. She pulled out a big black photo album from under our coffee table, casually laid it out in front of me, and blindsided
girlsrule-subsdrool: You said the ball gag was uncomfortable and you wanted it taken out of your mouth, baby, now the ball gag is out of your mouth just like I promised… that doesn’t mean I can’t put something else in your mouth.
veraisastoner: weedsoda: genderlesscigarette: dumb bitch torched the bowl and didn’t even hit it But she was giggling and laughing. Haven’t you ever had to pause on smoking because your friend said something hilarious? This is so cute
masterlovehurts: “You know, Serena, when I heard you hadn’t been laid in years, I decided I had to do something about it,” Bill said.“MmmHmmm,” she hummed around his cock without stopping the blowjob she was giving him.“That’s why I filled
dicktonberry: The little Arrancar said that if I had given her sword back to her she would give up the battle and give me a “little something” in return. It was a painfully obvious ploy to get me with my guard down, but I am one of the best captains
soggiefries: alt-and-black: thecrazytowncomics: No One Forced You To Get Married one of my coworkers said something like this and it made me think about married culture in the US. his wife had been out of town for the week and he was really excited
bad-lady-next-door: Mrs. Bledsoe was surprised at the request but pulled it out anyway. “Suck away,” she said. “And maybe I’ll think of something of yours I can suck on, too….” (via TumbleOn)
When uncle Bob said there was something on her back and that her had better wash it off, she knew he had been wanking again. He.s such a dirty sod, but of course that’s why she like to visit him ;)
They said it was a black tie affair… and wear something comfortable. I am the most comfortable naked… so I wore a black tie. Make my dreams come true… take a picture wearing a bow tie… and ONLY a bow tie.
breedingandseeding:My daughter said she had something “funny” to show me and to come to her room. Well, it didn’t make me laugh, but I think she got what she was looking for.
animalstalkinginallcaps: “I’M LEAVING YOU.” THAT’S ALL HE SAID. AND THAT GOT ME TO THINKING, ONCE I STOPPED CRYING. ONCE HE WAS GONE. ABOUT SO MANY THINGS REALLY, BUT MOSTLY ABOUT HOW FEW WORDS IT TAKES TO SAY SOMETHING TRULY HORRIBLE. YOU CAN
We’ve been waiting for you for so long! What did mom say? Is it ok for us to shower with you now? She said something about not getting “her fair share”. What was that all about? What? She made you cum twice? But we’re your sisters! We both need
theridingcropsart: Well I said I would never draw ‘proper’ smut and I was obviously lying. Plus I wanted to do something a bit different for Red Pants Monday, also I tried to keep it tasteful at least… Click image for full nsfw :) Commissions
bimboisbetter: It had been one of Ron’s best ideas in quite a while. Emily and Fran lived in the apartment next to his. They were nice enough neighbors - said hello in the hall, didn’t complain much when he was loud. Boring, though. For twenty-something
rwby-confessions: forestfairyunicorn When Dr. Oobleck said about his reasons of becoming a Huntsman, I couldn’t help but feel that it was part of his backstory. And that’s sad Anon Something about the way Dr Oobleck phrased “I see lives that
fairchastity: Doesn’t it make the pic even more erotic that she’s wearing something? That she’s not fully nude? Heck, I wish she was nude! Well, as I said.
fairchastity: Doesn’t it make the pic even more erotic that she’s wearing something? That she’s not fully nude?Heck, I wish she was nude!Well, as I said.
bedbugsbiting: My therapist said “I have to show you something on my phone!” It was this:
My heart just broke a little. I told my 5 year old nephew to come sit down so we can talk about something serious. I said “ You know how I call you Booboo and you call me Booboo?” Lately I have sensed he was growing out of it and that
biggaylion: eridone: i once accidentally said “oh worm” in response to something at a family gathering and my uncle thought it was fucking hilarious and now he comments on everything i post with things like this The old and new merge together to
ladytatyana: blacksnobbery: theglitteremoji: 56blogscrazy: FUCKED UP This is not funny at all This isn’t funny. How yall laugh at something like this? Yall the same ones that would cause a scene if it said he was denied for being black, so why
transcoranic: Today I was talking to my therapist and we came across some of the shitty things I’ve had to deal with and I went into my very habitual “it could have been worse” routine, and he said something that no one else EVER has. Thank god
momsatemptress: mom said she herd something rattling in my car while she was driving it, i went to go check it out and found her like this.
inthenoosphere: “I’ve forgotten who it was that said creation is memory. My own experiences and the various things I have read remain in my memory and become the basis upon which I create something new. I couldn’t do it out of nothing. For this
throh: 8bitsquirrel: thelastofkrypton: idk what it is but something about being in america really pisses kirby off There was actually a recent interview where they said it’s basically cute Kirby sells in Japan while badass Kirby sells in America
bigdbob: Was joking around with one of my Boston buddies about how we each gain 5-10 pounds every winter, and he said “it gets harder to lose it every year. If we don’t do something, we won’t be able to see our Johnsons soon.” I told him I had
kittyp: “In the first movie, when it was obviously being talked about, like, ‘It’s The Hunger Games, you have to lose ten pounds.’ I said ‘We have control over this role model. Why would we make her something unobtainable and thin?’ This
fuzzyimages: treadlyandme: I’ve said it before: downhillers have something not quite right in their heads… …but I’m so glad that there are people in the world like her. sweet! I’ve been that fast on a road bike, and it was scary. No where
wellcoached: My str8 roommate said he was “curious” about what it felt like to have something up your ass. I told him I had a little toy he could try out…nothing big…if he wanted to experiment with it. “That’d be cool,” he replied,
Watching Caylin decorate her tree was more enjoyable than Mr. Crude had thought it would be. Her outfit – or lack of it – helped a lot.“I think you need to add something at the bottom,” he said.“I think you just want me to bend over
oh my god i’ve never been this confused before. its like i mean something, and then i say it and then i just get the same thing back. like what the hell. i think i already know, that’s why i just said it. o.o like today was just a weird day.
the tag said it was probably someone’s kidney. I’m sorry, but do they even watch Dexter? He is not a cannibal, but a serial killer. (this may have something to the book that most recently came out, but I have not read it yet.)
harukuri said: It…its… Actually I lost my swag somewhere between replys. It was something about horse dicks and arrows that pierce
playboydreamz:Your boy Lashon was deeply inspired to try something new for the launch of my book #Butterfly. My agent agreed and said it’s a great look for my book signings. #Butterfly May 16th! I’ll see you soon Los Angeles. I will be curling it
cassandraooc: This comic was inspired by something my husband said and I had to draw it, and ended up spending all day doing that instead of working on the other projects I should be finishing. >3>;; Oh well.Hope you enjoy it! Happy 12th Perigrees!
mudflaparts: catgirl sapph ok
femdomruleslife:What? When I said I was “changing into something more comfortable,” I meant it. I’m a full-time dominatrix on OnlyFans… and, I’m good at it. I make little bitch boys like you cry in less than 10 minutes, all while video
fairymascot said: what is with this meme lately?? i feel like i’m missing something ahAha im not sure myself!! i think the flower crown was a hipster photo thing and then people started making fun of it and BAM its a big thing now so it is a thing
i was talkin to nuke one time about how her fics serenata/libretto were destroying people’s souls and she said something like “i don’t remember it being that sad when i wrote it? D:”
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