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“Why yes honey, very observant! There is something different about me. I really took it to heart when you said that I was too strict with you, so I talked to my therapist about it. He really opened my eyes and gave me some medicine that’s
wellcoached: My str8 roommate said he was “curious” about what it felt like to have something up your ass. I told him I had a little toy he could try out…nothing big…if he wanted to experiment with it. “That’d be cool,” he replied,
perkybear: skipperjake: If I’ve already reblogged this, I’m sorry. But still. Even if I have, it’s still awesome. There was another gif from this video that said something along the lines of ‘you know why your tied up, right? Because it makes
j-lawperfection: In the first movie, when it was obviously being talked about, like, ‘It’s The Hunger Games, you have to lose ten pounds.’ I said ‘We have control over this role model. Why would we make her something unobtainable and thin?’
When I got the picture on my phone at work, it took me a minute before I realized who they were - my wife, my daughter, and my sister. I re-checked the “from” - yeah, it was from my wife. Looks like someone said something and they finally
You can play me as hard as you’d like. What? You can play IT as hard as you’d like. I thought you said something else. Thanks again for helping me learn to play. No problem at all. It is my pleasure. What did you say was the benefit of me
throh: 8bitsquirrel: thelastofkrypton: idk what it is but something about being in america really pisses kirby off There was actually a recent interview where they said it’s basically cute Kirby sells in Japan while badass Kirby sells in America
veedubbz: my life has becoming swim boysanyways my friend was trying to decide if she wanted to write a free! fic, and i said i’d draw something from it if she didshe ended up writing it, aaand here we are now ahahah
fluffybitz: crimson-uncovered: Bite me mercilessly. I don’t think I would enjoy it, but that’s the point. It’s so strange to desire something that I know I’d hate, but I never said my masochism was nonexistent. The only thing is that you’d
ask-backy said: Inb4 it grows ahorsecock and stucks itself off huh huh? HUH? I was thinking of making her dance, maybe even bellydance like Shakira or something. I’m not sure how that’ll work but I’ll figure it out when I get around
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absolutely-walnuts: if you have hearing loss & ask me to repeat something & I say ‘nevermind’ I promise it’s not cause I’m a jerk treating you like an inconvenience, it’s cause I realized what i said was fucking stupid
hardestcopy: throh: 8bitsquirrel: thelastofkrypton: idk what it is but something about being in america really pisses kirby off There was actually a recent interview where they said it’s basically cute Kirby sells in Japan while badass Kirby sells
Honest question. Theres a lot on my dash about some shooting incident in ‘Murica. Castro I think and how he was shot just for owning a firearm legally or something? But then I looked at the court case and it said he had it in hand when the police
transhumanoid:transhumanoid:got my first vaccine dose today. they said they were out of needles or something so they had me suck it out of bill gates’ cock instead. was a little confused by that. but it’s nice of him to help out with distribution
hardestcopy:throh: 8bitsquirrel: thelastofkrypton: idk what it is but something about being in america really pisses kirby off There was actually a recent interview where they said it’s basically cute Kirby sells in Japan while badass Kirby sells
greenpolymer: Does this quote mean “eyesmex”?? **type “eyesmex” in Google**Oh shit! Now I got it!Bet their kiss would be so intense for 13yo readers that Kishi couldnt visualize it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Wait, he said there was something even better
cjsworld: When I was a kid my friends used to tell me about getting spanked with a spatula. They said it hurt plenty, but it wasn’t something I ever experienced. The other day, when my boy decided to talk back in the kitchen, a spatula just happened
samdenhamsfm: Hail to the King Saw a post with a plaque that said “fucker in charge of you fucking fucks” and I just had to make something with it. This started out very different. Was gonna be ai jack with rhys in here somewhere, but it morphed
maryann-for-the-bbc: family-goods: My mom said she wanted to do something special for me and my twin sister on our birthday. She hinted that it would be the best gift ever, and that it would bring our family together like nothing else. She was right.
wagnetic: anightvaleintern: So my therapist said something awhile back and it’s really stuck with me. I was talking about the stupid things I had done in high school. How the stories I wrote were stupid and how all I ever wanted to draw was anime
So I saw this on fb. And pretty sure I re logged something like this yesterday but it said Pete Wentz instead of Danny Devito. And it was originally vampires. Lmao
momsatemptress: mom said she herd something rattling in my car while she was driving it, i went to go check it out and found her like this.
hawtdamnsteben: I’m just so fucking done right now. Like you have your own opinion and all, but seriously what you said was unnecessary. It was just plain rude too. We’re great friends and everything but this is the first time you’ve done something
masturgr8:My mom was driving me to the city yesterday and saw a Muslim and said something like “they’re invading our country” and I was like “no they’re just regular people like not every Muslim is with Isis it’s only a small group who is”
f33ny: siriuslyaud: stopitsgingertime: there was something i wanted to post but i forgot what it was here have a gpoy ALLEGRA, HOLY SHIT LOOK— wait…nevermind. WHAT THE FUCK IS- hold on…I don’t know why I said that
cheatersandcucks: Your wife holds down a second job part-time in the evenings. She said it had something to do with public relations and making clients happy but she was pretty vague about the details. It pays really well, though, so you can’t complain.
strawberreli: is twitter being weird for folks? i just got a phone notification saying i was signed out. when i tried to log in from my computer, it said something went technically wrong. should i panic about being hacked or is it down for maintenance?
winterthirst: sabacc: Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the
squided: I had a really weird dream where all it said was “the pink lion will tell you where to go” and then I woke up. I don’t know if that was some kinda premonition/fate dream or something but I don’t know of any pink lions and I feel like
lohelim: winterthirst: sabacc: Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that
janeturenne: blueisacolour: WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!?? My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought. Because you know what. You know what.
nomadicplanets: After the last episode, I was thinking about how magnificent Rose Quartz is, and if her and Mr. Universe ever even had a wedding (I don’t think it was said,) how stunning she’d be. I imagine her in something like this.
“This is something I’ve alway wanted to try!” Mandy said, kissing the back of Angela’s hand to let her friend know she wanted it out of the way. Angela was about to protest, but her mouth was completely filled with Zach’s dick. She wasn’t
down-the-muddy-river: “My agent suggested something, she convinced me it was going to be great for me. I needed to learn songs and to play the guitar. I said, ‘No problem,’ but of course the day came and I was rubbish at all of that and I stood
the-porn-stories: “Was this - what you - meant?”It wasn’t really - what I’d said was, “I want to try something new”- but I wasn’t going to stop my roommate’s ex-boyfriend now. That’d just be mean.
civilizd: you know what’s weird? having that one person that you both knew there was something going on between you two, but neither of you ever said anything really. it was just too complicated. so you kinda coexisted in a weird lowkey flirty way
masturgr8: My mom was driving me to the city yesterday and saw a Muslim and said something like “they’re invading our country” and I was like “no they’re just regular people like not every Muslim is with Isis it’s only a small group who is”
When Mr. Crude arrived at their apartment, he was surprised to see them wearing pajamas.“Uhhh… I thought I was invited for, um, something else,” he said.“I’m sure it’ll eventually turn into what you thought, Mr. Crude,
kurts-normal-heart: I love him so much. I just…I remember he said and it was even quoted in the movie that he wanted his life to stand for something. And it most certainly does. It stands for everything in the gay community and very unfortunately,
searchingforaprincess: daddys–little–babygirl: “Ask Politely Princess” You are wearing it baby @sweetinnocentbabygirl This was something that was said a lot last night… 🙈😍
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i-do-it-for-the-lesbians: I was at the store today and I felt something tugging on my shirt and I turned around to find a little girl, probably 5 or 6, looking up at me. I knelt down and asked her if everything was okay and in the softest voice she said
artemispanthar: @v-mon replied to your post “My friend told me that Rebecca said there was going to be a new…”Didn’t she mention something about a new character this fall? It was in an interview I thinkI dunno, probably? I don’t recall that
civilizd:you know what’s weird? having that one person that you both knew there was something going on between you two, but neither of you ever said anything really. it was just too complicated. so you kinda coexisted in a weird lowkey flirty way and
zinyea: civilizd: you know what’s weird? having that one person that you both knew there was something going on between you two, but neither of you ever said anything really. it was just too complicated. so you kinda coexisted in a weird lowkey flirty
anightvaleintern: So my therapist said something awhile back and it’s really stuck with me. I was talking about the stupid things I had done in high school. How the stories I wrote were stupid and how all I ever wanted to draw was anime shit (which
ithelpstodream: “I felt betrayed because something unnecessary was done to my body that I didn’t ask for,” Angela said. “It was a harmful decision made without my consent. That’s not what you should get when you are in the hospital to have a
