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Did a phone check on my husband. Apparently he snuck some pictures of my sister’s booty this weekend when we were with them in Tampa. I should be mad, but it is actually kind of funny. She was making fun of me for dressing like a slut and not
loosepussiedgoddess: I know you guys have missed me. I havent been stretching in a long time. Probably since may? Idk but this is my gape. Isn’t as loose as my last stretch. And can actually please guys now so lol. If I am spread too wide I still gape
andrearosu: I found this floating about. I actually don’t know who took it…but it is of me! Model: Andrea Rosu
silverdreaming: nO BUT THIS IS THE CUTEST THINGSTILES SAYS “THE HOTTEST GIRL” AND THEY JUST AGREE, NO ONE BATS AN EYELID, EVEN ISAAC WHO DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT AND THEN HE JUST sOMEBODY HELP ME
kageillusionz: cakeis: This pic makes his eyes look like spongebob eyes but with more kawaii kawaii sparkle like it’s just missing stars and glowy sparkles i need.. Michael Fassbender is actually an anime character, xD M a i k e r u c h a n k
dangostudy: there isn’t actually any specific way to be happy, but this is what keeps me happy
tacticalpineapple: holy shit this is a fucking amazing gif like that’s actually really fucking impressive
maximerobespierre: hey: to the young ace and/or aro ppl If you realise later that you’re actually not ace/aro, that’s OK. it doesn’t mean that you were lying to anyone, or that your identity was ever invalid orientations can be fluid and you can
fyeahcouture: awkwardcupcake: Yeah, that’s what you say. But it’s not so simple… ^True, it’s not that simple. This is actually complete bullshit, well to me at least.
I keep thinking about the end quote from the last episode of Criminal Minds, because I actually feel like it’s appropriate for today. It’s a Joseph Campbell quote that goes “We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as
taylormilicevic:Still bloody, but so worth it. 👊 Got a piece of LJG on me forever.
kateofoz: alternative-pokemon-art: I PROMISE I WON’T PRANK YOU GUYS. OH MY GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY SO IMPORTANTPLEASE, I’VE RECOVERED FROM ANXIETY BUT SCREAMERS STILL TERRIFY ME AND I’VE SPENT HOURS SOBBING OVER A PARTICULAR ONE IN THE PASTDON’T
I can’t think of anything interesting to draw (that I actually feel up to drawing) for Pearl for day 3 of the SU art meme and this is very distressing to me
loycos: Pearl tutorial! i already did one a few months ago but it doesn’t explain the body part so i thought i’d draw a better one. to the anon who wrote me, Pearl’s actually my favorite character! EDIT: I forgot to do a double check on spelling
winterskorn: this is the worst thing I’ve ever done in my life and if I have to suffer looking at it, so do you The red and black Alliance symbol actually looks pretty cool but blue and yellow Horde symbol just Does Not Work in the worst way
bigbadbutch:wusdiswusdat: wusdiswusdat:wusdiswusdat:say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually please this is SO funny HUH?!
tishawish: Thank you very much for the 1k+ followers!! This is actually really really overdue so have some makoharu cuddles?(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧I’m kinda embarrassed but I really appreciate all of you being here for me! Thank you!! ´͈ ᵕ `͈
cataclismnoir: Confession: This blog was actually meant to be an art blog… but this is the first thing I share.SO, I went to see “The Greatest Showman”, which was just released here in Spain. Something inside me died there in the seat, came back
hedgeworth: queenhyrule: gotta save hyrule, but first let me take a #selfie This is actually perfection.
idk why i never thought of this bUT WHAT IF THICK-THIGHED MIZUKI.
supermishamiga: strangability: IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED NO TRICKS! #no but this is literally canon #god their faces kill me #look at how they look at each other in the last two #im just #kfjhsdkjfhsdfg #please try to tell me you look at your friends
The thought of being forever alone is actually becoming more and more concrete. I hate thinking this way but I can’t help it. There’s no progress. Forever Alone.
gloriousmonsters: kateofoz: alternative-pokemon-art: I PROMISE I WON’T PRANK YOU GUYS. OH MY GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY SO IMPORTANTPLEASE, I’VE RECOVERED FROM ANXIETY BUT SCREAMERS STILL TERRIFY ME AND I’VE SPENT HOURS SOBBING OVER A PARTICULAR ONE
fuku-shuu: Memorial Day Boredom: hattubel found actual CEO!Mikasa from Heichou wa Maid-Sama! for me…so I sought out Maid!Levi myself. (｡◕‿◕｡) Levi would probably never wear turquoise underwear but whatevs & this is him in chapter 3
katimus: anniefelis: dread-wolf-egg-me: uninhibitedandunrepentant: tytnetwork: It’s time to stop pre-ordering video games. This is actually a big deal. Not only are buggy games being released, but preorders now only bicker over small bonuses and
hotfattygirl: pardonmewhileipanic: transmariahcarey: Me i actually screamed i don’t know a lot about cars but OMG NO this is 100% me.
kimoida: idk a lot of this is probably obvious, but no one told me so…
guitarsandcontrabandx: tylerjabree: black—lamb: these photos were taken earlier this year when I attended school in Tennessee (my 4th year to be exact) I don’t know if you can tell but I was very sad at the time… Sad is actually an understatement…
dread-wolf-egg-me: uninhibitedandunrepentant: tytnetwork: It’s time to stop pre-ordering video games. This is actually a big deal. Not only are buggy games being released, but preorders now only bicker over small bonuses and physical extras that
i-am-shane: imabrickshithouse: dread-wolf-egg-me: uninhibitedandunrepentant: tytnetwork: It’s time to stop pre-ordering video games. This is actually a big deal. Not only are buggy games being released, but preorders now only bicker over small
shotsandsnowcones: vanity-est-venganza: officialundertaker: i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK This is actually exactly what my cat does. But to your face.
woodlandhomo:wickedwonderlandd:thisbabyisverybroken:Honestly, I don’t know if I’d be that nice to plush-me but it’s nice to think about…Fun fact: This is actually sort of a spin on a common therapeutic exercise! Imagining a childhood version
bigbadblackooze: “Please, help me! This alien thing that slithered inside me that night, he changed into these clothes…but he is actually some monster…I…” A voice cool and deep overwhelms his mind. The man he was just talking to fades out
curaja-caster: glutko: When you’re a early-to-mid 2000s game developer and have run out of ideas for rewards for obtaining your game’s collectibles okay but this was actually the best thing ever for me and is probably the reason i even still draw
this-is-getting-old: friendsofmypeepee: this-is-getting-old: I am actually pretty horny. I just wanna suck dick all day. You know, they all say that. But they don’t actually think about what “all day” is. Oh believe you me, when I say all
ilikezaogeng: thedesirediary: Ms. send me this photo & “dear, I’m wet… All I did was reading the news about housemates having sex” “can’t help but to finger my self” This is actually one of my favorite views. Able to see how stained
jazzprowl2: Brooooo I’ve been into the book of life for a while now, my shading/coloring skills are shit it’s actually motivated me to do some DIGITAL drawings. I’m not enough of an online artist to make this common knowledge but this is highly
what-the-actual-heaven: lokkiiii: lolzpicx: If Disney Villains Had Won but this is really beautiful tho… in a creepy way the gaston one makes me mad on so many levels
greatjaggi: This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed I know I’ve posted this before, but it just kills me every time I see it. Damn lemon stealing whores! Straight porn, I swear…
oceanmoonn: catsandminimal: This Is actually true, Ive felt so much better when i listen to trance but i have to say its better with minimal because the sounds are more quiet and simple Soo truee This makes me love Netsky even more <3
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: wutangxkitty: fkncass: THIS IS ACTUALLY HELLA SCARY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. @partymoney Omg janice is me right now 😭😭😭😭😭😭 my stomach hurt
Just another fulla
jboysthree: wannabeyourfantasyy: This is actually the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me. I wasn’t planning on posting this video, it’s just something we were going to watch later, but then our cat decided to censor us 😂😂😂 😂
ebonypussies: This is actually my fave pic of me, but I’m a big girl. Do I get love? - of course! shit, you can get all my good lovin ;) nice submission
wackybitch:Hey um, I don’t usually speak up about much but I figured this is actually the best platform to talk about this considering how many avid porn-watchers I have following me….Websites like pornhub and xvideos etc let anyone post anything
chancellorchile: Rose quartz being aro makes so much sense. She has trouble diferenciating the line between romantic love versus other forms of love and it’s especially shown with pearl and Greg. Rose quartz is aro rose quartz is aro rose quartz is
ok but actually I just realized this is reminding me of this and now I can’t stop laughin g
joshbunny: so thank you to those of you who are now following me because of the most recent picture of my butt (and to those of you who were following me before that!) lmao but this is what I look like and i hope you actually enjoy my blog instead of
I was feeling pretty low earlier… it’s been a while since i’ve actually written vent lyrics/poetry/stuff. judge me if you want, but i thought i’d share :F I feel better now though.
realramonaflowers: hey stuff like this is actually really like. borderline manipulative and it’s one thing to just have thoughts like “oh everyone gets tired of me and leaves and i wish they didn’t” but if you say things like this to friends
do u mean….......this one ;)
jehovahhthickness: ultra-acid-fairy: jehovahhthickness: Stop being a friend to someone who isn’t a friend to YOU But then I’d have none :( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
