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flashytitle: Just passed 1000! This is actually for passing 900. But whatever. Nobody cares about the reason I post these but me. “Cuntâ€
flashytitle: Just passed 1000! This is actually for passing 900. But whatever. Nobody cares about the reason I post these but me. “cuntâ€
theglover:Trying on BioGel surgical gloves in a size 6! You actually get to hear me talk in this—but this is my weird oh-my-I’m-being-recorded voice, which sounds nothing like the real thing XD Once again, a huge thank you to the one who sent me these!
cluestripes: I don’t even know who nominated me but this is incredible!! My wife was actually the first one to nominate you @cluestripes cause she loves cluedoggo and the art you did for me. Others I know from IRC and discord agreed. I have been trying
sissy-marina: lust4shemales: winstonsmith77: Jonelle Brooks (correct name?) is amazing in this Wow! Usually not a fan of Jonelle, but this one actually turns me on!! I want be one of them
gunshowcomic: but no sad fish face? what is wrong with me This is actually my contribution to the Hic and Hoc Illustrated Journal of Humor, which includes way more cooler people than just I. You can pick up a copy now for only บ and get this and
omq-unicorns: “Don’t Leave Me.” Sorry for the ugly handwriting but this picture actually means a lot to me. My boyfriend is leaving to go somewhere else tomorrow forever and there’s basically nothing i can do. I love him so much and i seriously
Whew, it took a while, but we’re finally finished! And now, we’ll share our thoughts on the project. The portion that we drew, anyways. xDBoonette 1) Xen: This is actually quite the experience for me. I’ve never really done anything like this before,
solochely: cubur: Give me a KISS! ♥ Ahhh I love to draw Sasuke hair like that XD Well this is my first time drawing our narusasu family oc Seska! I actually didn’t plan to draw them, but she really inspired me with this post <3 So special
kittykittykristine: greatjaggi: This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed Fuuuuuuck this makes me want to destroy man kind but I still laugh really hard at the end. Hey what the FUCK?!
ilovereedus: This is actually the first time that I get crazy with a man almost 25 years older than me. But I REALLY DON’T CARE. All I know is I LOVE HIM!
modelkatrinawhite: Please STOP REMOVING MY CREDITS!!!! I really appreciate when people like and reblog me but it’s pretty rude when you remove my credits. I think this is actually the second time I’ve had to mention it on this specific post. I know
jamesdeenvideos: I’ve seen one of the gifs from this scene with Jesse Jane and James Deen in Masseuse 2 a million times, but this is the first time i’ve actually gotten to see the video. HOLY FUCKING HELL. God! The way he eats pussy makes me absolutely
s-o-c-i-e-t-y: sienieinvasion: qonorrhea: raspberryripples: This scares me. but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives” this is a nice idea for my hallway. this is actually really cool.
Well, hello, Tumblr, I guess this is my first post. This is actually my first drawing of this type, or in charcoal, but I really like how it came out myself. Feel free to give me tips if you feel otherwise. Also, I may get around to arting it up a bit
Yo I’m 100% okay with furry porn, but can someone please explain to me why there is ACTUAL LIVE BEASTIALITY PORN ON MY DASH LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
hnnngggJust thinking out loud and i know like 0.3 people will actually vaguely understand me but i was reading a haruhi suzumiya fanfic that had like 36 chapters (writing was so good btw) and over time everyone in the sos brigade started growing closer
erarg: I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road
nitashinori:That post about death note being “everyone’s first anime” (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for scienceCan you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?
Can we Talk about the fact that there is an actual dating sim game where the characters you date are actually pigeons and not humans ok.
gingerhaze: i hate dishes and dishes hate me (our apartment actually has a dishwasher but its only purpose so far is for me to keep mistaking it for the oven and trying to put pizzas into it)
OH MY GOD!!!! THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL!!!!!!! I READ THIS ABOUT 3 OR 4 YEARS AGO AND IT’S GOING TO BE A MOVIE IN AUGUST THIS YEAR!!!!!! I’M CRYING SO MUCH AND MY HUSBAND IS GIGGLING AND COOING AT ME BUT I CAN’T STOP!!!
parthenogeneticaliens: ooo look at this it’s some!!! miraculous!!! ladyporn!! good job me this is actually kinda old but i don’t think I’ve ever posted it. so here
nicefurry-jpg: ooo look at this it’s some!!! miraculous!!! ladyporn!! good job me this is actually kinda old but i don’t think I’ve ever posted it. so here
kyraneko:arsonforcharlie:deadcatwithaflamethrower:lostmind3:porcupine-girl: jenroses: lrgcarter: rhube: rcmclachlan: Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also. The thing Gen-Z really needs to understand is that no one
riotbreaker: this was supposed to come out the other weekend, when it made a year since jasp’s first appearance. alas, distraction took me, and I took the easter weekend to actually effin’ do this it might b a lil crap, but this is all the patience
pixeluh: Goat simulator giveaway!! : D I’m generous and this is actually a funny game, so if you’re interested please read belooow. Giveaway ends in one week ! April 12th Following me is cool, but you aren’t required to. My blog is mainly japanese
alyciascarey: thotograph: liamhunny: zaynmalikleft: this commercial changed me as a person they……. they didnt have to do all that i-…., i cant belieb my ass is sobbing over a fucking gum commercial DIDN t nobody ask them to g o this hard
taemintea: shiny-sparkles: chibird: Illustrating my life is fun. :D I know I drew this… but I actually really like it. XD this is totally me ;A; MY LIFE AS I ATTEMPT TO DO A 15-20 PAGE PAPER. i’m at my limit ;________;
thequintessentialqueer: I love Hamilton, but something about the way white fans engage with the musical really bothers me: a lot of them are posting in the tag about the actual, historical revolutionaries and founding fathers in a way that makes them
actualprotag: 2015 cos!! this is all the cos i wore in 2015! a lot of it was made in 2014 but mista and crow were made this year and the new aang outfit debuted. i went to five cons this year which is. a lot. it was good. i loved wearing joey’s jonathan
whimsycatcher: A 1 hr quickie of Bucky before bed! :D I’m not even that huge on this fandom, but the urge to draw this pouty face keeps coming at me out of the blue… Like, it’s actually 3 AM here, gahh… Well, good night from Canada! (My Art Tag
kisskicker: furbsplosion: what in the actual hell is wrong with me i need professional help but i made this and you’re all gonna look at it
inevitablesurrender: Guys. I love Star Wars. I do. But this is exactly why Yoda’s actual teachings and advice never used to sit right with me (and it wasn’t really until well after I’d seen The Phantom Menace when the actual reasons all clicked
28purplelions: “Psst” This is legitimately me which is even funnier because they’ve never actually met me in person but yeah that’s how I am WHAT WHOA TOWN CRIER HAS A TUMBLR that must really put a dent in your HP
28purplelions: sean3116: 28purplelions: “Psst” This is legitimately me which is even funnier because they’ve never actually met me in person but yeah that’s how I am WHAT WHOA TOWN CRIER HAS A TUMBLR that must really put a dent in your HP
jacensolodjo: stephanemiroux:pictures-of-dogs:angry-yet-asexual:pictures-of-dogs:POOL PARTY I don’t get it. This blog is called “pictures of dogs” but as you can clearly see, this is a video It’s actually hundreds of pictures of dogs shown
luciferisasexybagofdicks: tom-sits-like-a-whore: manlayingegg: vvankinq: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… im not even a guy but this is funny the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up My brother actually does
shishitsunari: angiensca: shishitsunari: 12.000 FOLLOWERS?! Guys but… This is totally out of control! D: I can’t believe 12.000 people actually follow me, it’s so incredible to me! Well… See you and welcome into this shipping hell! (I’m about
taratjah: Next in my Stormlight Archive inspired tarot card series is Bridge Four as the Sun. I actually finished it a while back but wasn’t satisfied with it, but I was finally able to identify and edit the things that were bothering me! I feel like
taylorrose-xx: lapajoteca: Selfie Time Selfie time? That’s actually me in the picture.. Please don’t steal my stuff and repost it as your own. It’s extremely rude. Reblog all you want, but the source should be my blog. Sorry but this is really
mylittlemexicanarabopinion: otadzbinaa: little-sojourner: people usually find this funny like lol president Bush is getting a shoe thrown at him. i used to laugh at it to but today it made me choke up. this is actually the saddest gif on the internet.
assignedmale: Trans lives are “opinions”, but fighting back against bigotry is intolerance. Yes, this is an analogy of Facebook’s community standards.
dyldoswaggins: moon-romanticism: In some ways this is actually even more hilarious than Epic Meal Time. Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time.It’s brilliant. xD THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING. I just… EMT isn’t funny to me, but this made
Ok the paninting is actually done, BUT this corner is wrong and idk how to fix itShould I make the hand completely black with a white outline?Redo the effect on the hand to be much more simple?Straight up remove the hand? (If I removed it I’d put
nipuni: Welcome back Watanabe called, he says this is the actual ending but he got lazy yes This is how i deal with tragedies, by ignoring reality and making my own because i’m a wet paper towel hahah you may be thinking, wow this is a really cheesy
give-me-love-loved: I can’t believe that this is stop-motion. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND FUCKING STOP-MOTION THOSE FINGERS SHOULD FALL RIGHT OFF BUT NO THEY SUPPORT THEMSELVES BEAUTIFULLY WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK STOP MOTION Like this film is as old
Now, I know you’re thinking that I added ruby in there to make this more relatable for the Steven Universe Fans who follow me, but this is untrue. I was actually planning on having Trunks in there, but I was just too lazy to google a reference for him,
Dane this is for you!! but seriously my taste is impeccable and totally unrealistic plus he was always super nice like he’s an actual decent human being OH AND I FORGOT I RAN INTO HIM AT THE LOCAL MEMORIAL DAY FESTIVAL STILL FINE AS FUCK FROM HIGH
also idk why ppl are suddenly sending me ‘i hate team skull’ asks, i’ve gotten quite a few actually there’s always this weird thing on tumblr that when someone likes something ppl feel the need to comment on why they DON’T like that thing
nehirose: voidbat: dashbeardconfessional: found this comb at a Jimmy Eat World concert this made me feel actual joy oh no this is like. legitimate pure delight. This is so cute
sick-deity: I may hate your ship with a burning desire to never lay my eyes upon it but I will never spam your tag or send you hate because I’m actually a decent person
thats it kaishaku has emotionally drained me chikane and himeko will always have shit thrown at them their lives will never be peaceful there is always cONFLICT SOUMA WILL ALMOST ALWAYS BEEN USELESS I GET IT AND THEN SO MUCH FANSERVICE IT IS ACTUALLY
Hey there! I saw this image reposted to a page on facebook (with no credit :T) so I was going to politely inform them the source, but I actually can’t find the original posting of this??? It looks familiar and matches your mermaid AU so I thought it
also i gotten a question or two asking me about if i dont like yang bc when i draw yang i offer it “to her fans” lma odont worry its a innocent question! i like yang, i like drawing her, and i think she is a delight, but in terms of favorite characters
dlartistanon: I’ve been playing with this idea since summer of last year, but I only just got around to actually doing anything with it, oops Answers in order: [Elise] [Takumi] [Ryoma & Xander] [Garon] [Sakura]
primesinister: thebdelliumlady: taliabobalia: thorthedorkworld: The kingsman fight but Mamma Mia sung by Meryl Streep is playing i don’t know how but this just made me 10% gayer I don’t know what’s funnier, how well the song actually works
thvgginn: Bernie Sanders marching behind Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1963 March on Washington DC. Ok ok. Not making any accusations, just genuinely curious: I know Bernie Sanders often marched in Civil Rights protests, but is this photo even real?
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