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bazoookaa: this literally makes me cry. the actual video makes me sob
A couple of you have messed up your formsperson from norway, you gave me like, a building name. Need more then that XDPerson from CA, the email you gave me, literally just says Email, please provide me with actual email :D Hope this gets to you, ill
This has happened so many times. Conversations like this: Me: I want a boob job. Literally anyone: you’re fine the way you are! I love your boobs! Me: oh well actually it’s not just that I want them to be bigger. Maybe a cup size or two, but
can someone please tell me how to turn off iPhone categorizing your photos without you doing it yourself? like there’s literally a ‘babies’ category on my phone that’s actually just pictures of my pussy/me getting fucked and that’s SO CREEPY
flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair or vise versa u don’t
mothbug: mothbug: every time I talk about my mineral collection my boyfriend reminds me of the time he was helping me move and he made the suitcase full of rocks joke when he was unknowingly lugging around my literal actual suitcase full of rocks
davidthetraveler: me, about myself: if anyone is actually intimidated by me i am in shock lol bc i am lITERALLY just a massive nerd on a laptop that’s it that’s all i’m available to talk ALL the time the fact that i occasionally string some sentences
done: I’d love to meet someone who’s literally head over heels for me and would actually put effort in a relationship with me
done:I’d love to meet someone who’s literally head over heels for me and would actually put effort in a relationship with me
ellway:natashaxcoulson:karasratworld:Dylan really loved the Budweiser puppy adAre you kidding me that’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen I’m crying. I’m actually crying over a dog watching a puppy and a horse on tv someone stop me.I’m literally
admiralpotato: When I see Cats following me on Tumblr / Goggle Cat So, it’s not a rare occurrence to see a Cat start following me on Tumblr. Like, literally, a real Cat. How do I know that I actually have a following of real Cats on Tumblr? Because
You people have heard absolutely nothing until you hear me talking with my Virgo coworker. I mean, SERIOUSLY. The first time I got to actually talk with him when he was told to help me out with some work, his introduction was literally “I’m
melancholydane: eeveez: person: you know, what you’re eating right now is actually really unhealthy :/me: *is confused, because i don’t remember fuckin asking* # me literally every time i am drinking a rockstar # like i know its bad for me death
I hate how when I get upset I get really uncomfortable being around people online. I mean they don’t even necessarily have to actually be active, its literally the list of names/usernames that upsets me, and its like everyone is just watching me
supermishamiga: strangability: IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED NO TRICKS! #no but this is literally canon #god their faces kill me #look at how they look at each other in the last two #im just #kfjhsdkjfhsdfg #please try to tell me you look at your friends
elderyautjavegeta: kingryan-risenfromtheashes: kaiserneko: webbut: danmeth: Junk Food Rebranded as Gourmet Artisanal Delights This makes me angry. FRUIT PAR LA METRE This is literally the “me, an intellectual” meme This actually pleases
l0vevanessaxo: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to
pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry about me
forumgamer: cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair or vise
giantc0re: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
hopec0re: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
qhostplanet: *puts lipstick on* im so???? beautiful im an actual Goddess?? I should be worshipped im literally transcending earthly beauty. I have actually become immortal probably?? I’m so amazing everyone look at me
everyone-needs-a-hoopoe:math-is-magic:richardarmitagefanpage: A dystopia that actually has COLOR? And characters that look like they’ll have actual bonds with each other, giving you something to root for? Sign me the fuck up. literally just finished
hellishbpd: me: I’m bored what people think I mean: I’m too lazy and I don’t feel like doing anything or there’s nothing to do what I actually mean: my disorder is causing me to go into a numb, emotionless void where I’m not just lazy, I literally
boethiah: boethiah: I am actually speechless over this I want to make some witty comment on how dumb this is but its rendered me speechless literally nobody’s ever allowed to use the word neurotypical ever again at this point ‘neurotypical’ literally
lizardsister:lizardsister:its actually INcredibly sexy of me that currently most of my income is coming from the government thank u unemployment for giving me that sexy sexy government money okay work u wanna cut my hours down to literally Five A Week?
cyndecisive: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry
thesugarchateau: citrine8: bustnuttington: i literally enjoy attention in all forms whether its negative or not and knowing someone is so profusely obsessive about me that they hate me this much is actually great and i love it Me !!!
please god someone tell jason momoa that he is welcome to do literally anything he wants to me. literally anything. i would lick his toilet bowl if he asked and that’s not a euphemism like his actual toilet.
realniqqatalk: SOMEONE HAS LITERALLY SAID TO ME “WHY WOULD SHE CHOOSE YOU OVER ME??? I HAVE A DICK!”DON’T TRY TO TELL ME SEXISM DOESN’T EXIST DON’T TRY TO TELL ME MEN DON’T ACTUALLY ACT LIKE THATALL OF MY FRIENDS ACT LIKE THATWHENEVER I