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yoursluttymom: You knew that letting your mom go alone to that gym your bullies frequent was a bad idea, but you honestly did not expect them to send you a photo like this.
dagalush-skammal: “…he never expected that the boy he had his looks on was planning exactly that, and were not a boy at all, but an incubus in disguise… the utter and complete domination of his mind and the desecration of his church were soon
Um.I… was right about not expecting this?That. That is definitely new. Still layered under a series of tropes, so there’s something to hinge our sanity on, but.…Yeah, okay, what?I imagine there is logic to Biba and his merry band of Anti-Sco
princeharrehs: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting
princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just
secazz: 4000 FollowersDang 4k followers that’s bretty good! To be honest was only expecting a few hundred to sub-thousand, but not this many. Anyways big thanks to all my followers and most of all Kp0988 for his tutorial videos that got me started,
mistresssonjablue: When I told her that I knew a perfect use for those wonderful breasts, this was not what she was expecting.
technotranceremex: Garnet appears to be pretty much precisely what you’d expect from a garnet Amethyst I dunno, the stone is not as distinctive But the first thing “pearl” as a character concept evokes for me is somebody that was created as a total
jenna-luke: jenna-luke: When u wanna hurt yourself so u paint instead Okay holy crap I did not expect this to get so much positive attention. Thank you all so much. It really means a lot that you all support something that was so hard for me to do.
cara-okami: I was really surprised by those creatures, because I had not expected them or something like that at all. Also, the second instantly reminded me of the Sphinx that is located in Egypt. I only thought of it like some kind of reference and
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:Rome grunted as he was smashed in the head, the force making his arms slip so his chin hit the floor. He blinked at the surge of pained pleasure that ran through him, but it was the
fuzzykitty01: atopfourthwall: rebeccaparham: Working for Exposure …That was not the direction I was expecting this to go. I could use some exposure
queeringfeministreality: sandandglass: Chelsea Peretti: One Of The Greats that was not where I was expecting it to go AND I LOVED IT
k1mkardashian:thistickles: k1mkardashian: tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay” Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing.
demondick: THAT WAS NOT THE REQUEST I WAS EXPECTING TO COME FROM YOU but yes good any excuse to draw Goddess Mikasa is a blessing so here’s a Mikasa (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
bicobooty: monasticmaestoso: juicemark: thatsonofamitch: hazama-itsuru: [Source] THAT’S NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING AT ALL WHAT i AM LAUGHinG So FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW
When i was younger my mom would expect me to ask for food items but now when I do she makes me feel weird or crazy for asking.Like how does she not see that my weird habits are in direct result of how I was raised
tastefullyoffensive: [calmblueoceans]
impregfetish: When her husband demanded that she join the gym to “lose weight” she felt demoralized and defeated. She did not expect to receive the weekly workout that she did from her personal trainer. Squats on his cock was a regular occurrence.
princeharrehs:princeharrehs:princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting
so-gaia: mooncrumbs: we found this scruffy pony when we were on the hunt for mushrooms, it was such a fresh and lovely walk even if my shroom knowledge was not up 2 naffan’s high standards I don’t have standards that i expect u to be!!!
katzhangwriter: imperialdalek: thesecretmichan: kettlesound: Firefly, smashing tropes. #this is right up there with that one time #when mal left the ship and he was like listen…if i’m not back by a certain time… #and you expect him to say
momsseductiveways: Mary told her son that she would spend the afternoon outside to catch some sun. She told him to come see her when he’d be back home from his class. Her son was definitely not expecting to see her like that!
christelchistel: orangepenguino: tyrias-last-timelord: I turned on the sound expecting to hear someone mocking this cat for backing up like this. That was not what I got. @tawnypixie Billy Jean is not my lover…
convolutedscience: assiest: double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
kristenschaals: That was worth the wait.Yes. Yes it was. What did I just see?!?!?!? I so did not expect these two to end up together
akimojo: hot take: kh3 is actually a great game and was mainly just ruined by the long wait, the hype from not only fans, but also others who became interested in the game, and the extremely high expectations that were forced upon it because of that
embodyconsent: So apparently people have been interpreting this picture in a different way than what I expected. The original intent of this picture was to say that someone’s arousal (In this case a male bodied person) does not mean that they have
k1mkardashian: thistickles: k1mkardashian: tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay” Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing.
laurienrick1: I remember my first time when my brother came in my mouth oh it was not what I was expecting didn’t know they came that much…then again at my age i didn’t know much about sex anyway…love to try new things….laurieanne
queeringfeministreality: sandandglass: Chelsea Peretti: One Of The Greats that was not where I was expecting it to go AND I LOVED IT 😂😂😂
officialcockboys: wehornyteen: officialhungboys: funkmybf: sloppysecondspdx: My husband put on the blindfold expecting to get fucked by me but what he was not aware of, was that is found a bull to come use his hole first. He finally understood what
tyleroakley: faceofbong: I don’t know what I was expecting, but it was not that.
I had my first LUSH store experience yesterday. Yooo the store girl literally washed my hands for me. She was like “do you wanna see how that smells when you wash your hands?” and I was all “sure!” and I definitely did not expect
brokendildo: anjieluvs: tor-toise-shell: nameiscorey:I WAS NOT READY OH MY FUCKIN GOD SHE FUCKIN DEAD WHATEVER I WAS EXPECTING, IT SURE AS HELL WASNT THAT are they dead now or
finnthebunneh:Day 7 @kurodai-week: Naughty / Nice Beauty and the Beast au That was not the reply Kuroo was expecting.
face4wife2sit: She was determined to own a white man. What she did not expect is that it was going to be quite easy!
cassandrapickle: queeringfeministreality: sandandglass: Chelsea Peretti: One Of The Greats that was not where I was expecting it to go AND I LOVED IT This is exactly how I eat bananas
katara: k1mkardashian: thistickles: k1mkardashian: tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay” Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell
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