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nonfunctionalqueer:12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence
coagulates: As I get older the more I appreciate straight forward people. Like if you’re mad at me I will respect you if you tell me. I don’t understand adults that would rather stomp their feet and use passive aggressive behavior to communicate.
some white bitch next to me just muttered “i hate hispanics” and when me and 2 other students started screaming at her she stood up and said “oh come on! don’t act like you guys don’t hate a group of people!” shut the fuck up gringa
it is so weird to me when someone reblogs a post I made where I’m talking about something I liked in SU or how I think something is cute etcetc and they tag is as “su critical”. Like, it really isn’t, man, it’s like the complete opposite of
hismomskeeper: swymincest: You always asked me when you would get to chance to fuck me in public,right? So here’s your chance. People are watching us. Take off your pants and pound your mother like you never pounded her before. Mom & son porn
zubat: I just saw a post that said “Your friends aren’t your real friends if you haven’t seen them naked” and it made my stomach turn. My ex boyfriend, as many people who follow me know, was very manipulative and abusive. He was an adult who
nonfunctionalqueer: 12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence
vandigo: natural–blues: vandigo: 12vacancies: nonfunctionalqueer: 12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and
lordbape: If you’re black and you talk like me and donald glover you’re not special lmao. It’s not a bad thing at all, dont let people tell you it is. But your English isn’t more proper than anyone else Black’s is. AAVE is perfectly proper
mysideofreality: I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
thundercuntxxx: bonersaurus-sex: People sometimes tell me, “I’m pretty kinky, too! I’m into, like, blindfolds and spanking and stuff.” And I’m like If your boner isn’t confused by the time I’m finished with you, I’m just not done
poeticus: anxiousbagel: emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people: “i would kill myself without you” “everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did” basically anything that guilts the other person into
hottestgirlaroundyou:You always asked me when you would get the chance to fuck me in public,right? So here’s your chance. People are watching us. Take off your pants and pound your sister like you never pounded her before
chubby-bunnies: Sara, newly size 20, age 20. I posted this picture to my instagram and Facebook last week. People were shocked. They kept calling me beautiful, and pretty, and gorgeous… they kept saying things like “you don’t even look like yourself!”
billy-chan: today at the dmv i was playing animal crossing and a really tough guy with tattoos tapped me on the shoulder and was like “‘Ey, you playing New Leaf" and I nervously replied with yes then it was just silent and he tapped me again
mysideofreality:I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
sortabentglasses: tauntaunrider: caesaretluna: Write Real People click and drag game ONE RULE: DON’T CLICK AND DRAG UNTIL YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU LIKE! if you want me to add anything just
marinbean: you know, people should be really grateful for the parents they have. my mother AND father told me they hated me and I been on my own without parents since age 14. i have no idea what parental love feels like. that makes me afraid to raise
adorablespiders: i hate that when i tell people i love spiders they start telling me about the times when they’ve killed a spider or spiders and it’s like why are you telling me this you’re basically admitting to drowning a bag of kittens to me,
I mean…you don’t fuck with the people who actually mean something to me (Also at the time I was doing a ton of workout videos and it involved a lot of doing that and it was my favorite move and I was quite drunk and in a small bar like that there
littlefelinefatale: Okay, never ever lie next to me while I’m sleeping unless you love to cuddle. I tend to latch onto whatever is near me in my sleep… pillows, stuffed animals, people. Seriously, I will wrap my arms and legs around you like you’re
cabernetsauvigmom:As I get older the more I appreciate straight forward people. Like if you’re mad at me I will respect you if you tell me. I don’t understand adults that would rather stomp their feet and use passive aggressive behavior to communicate.
wadewilsn:it always weirds me out that there are people out there who havent seen all the lord of the rings movies. like are you okay??? do you want me to come watch them with you??? should i bring pizza and blankets to make a fort??? lets marathon them
fang107: And here i thought people liked me and wanted to talk ha who am i kidding. I love talking to you your a wonderful person to talk with and i could spend all eternity with you and never get bored -hugs-
fang107: berandomness: fang107: And here i thought people liked me and wanted to talk ha who am i kidding. I love talking to you your a wonderful person to talk with and i could spend all eternity with you and never get bored -hugs- I feel the same
Why do people try and make me sound like such a shit person. I’m literally the biggest person and will do anything to make sure you’re happy with yourself and me.
xndria: Why do people try and make me sound like such a shit person. I’m literally the biggest person and will do anything to make sure you’re happy with yourself and me. The biggest pushover*
12vacancies:People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.
12vacancies: People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.
momochanners: fixyourwritinghabits: the-shadowsmiths: mexi-doodler: tea-sipping-zombie: DUDE I thought I was the only one with this problem, I’m just as bad lmfaoooo you should see me with leather journals… The struggle. Oh, thank goodness,
inkskinned: me: haha yeah but for real i want to die :) murder meneurotypical friend: you shouldn’t make jokes like that because it’s worrying for people who don’t know that you’re actually okay and you might upset others andme: death is my best
goodimaginationandbadgrades: detectiveintraining: superlockianfeels: #let me play you the song of my people #it’s called ‘sass and snobbery’ brother dear #you’ll like the refrain #it goes ‘you annoy me, get out of my flat’ #the look on
coagulates:As I get older the more I appreciate straight forward people. Like if you’re mad at me I will respect you if you tell me. I don’t understand adults that would rather stomp their feet and use passive aggressive behavior to communicate. Life
datassium: tacoabel: fuckyahumor: nonfunctionalqueer: 12vacancies: People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi
harzburgite:there’s nothing wrong with admitting you were once toxic. there’s nothing wrong with admitting you made a couple people feel like shit. there’s nothing wrong with admitting you fucked up and were horribly arrogant and parasitic. there’s
wadewilsn: it always weirds me out that there are people out there who havent seen all the lord of the rings movies. like are you okay??? do you want me to come watch them with you??? should i bring pizza and blankets to make a fort??? lets marathon
wewishyoutheworst: rexuality: I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed People do