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“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!” Submitted by crows-flight.
The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
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Guess what, everyone! The “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?” design is now available as an iPhone cover! There will be more, of course, but this is the only one I’ve made so far.
“If you were my drug, a seven percent solution wouldn’t be enough.”
froggyphevoli: To all of my SLO friends who think I’m invincible: Here you go. I’m not. It’s not that I never get sick, I just never get sick in SLO. My hometown hates me just as much as I hate it, I’m pretty sure. Also this is officially THE
“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought of you, I’d be John Watson.”
Yup! I go to Cal Poly. I’m not there currently though; I’m staying at my parents’ house for most of the summer.
“I’d love to have a look around your top-secret areas.” Submitted (with photo) by cumberbitchsandwich.
The best of submissions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Forget dead pigs– want to see what I can penetrate with my other harpoon?”
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
Just uploaded three new iPhone cases! Two of them feature John pick-up lines over John’s oatmeal jumper (like above), and there’s also a Mycroft one. Enjoy :)
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be my honey?”
“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
Okay, guys! Lots of new merchandise up now! First of all, I’ve added a new iPhone cover to my RedBubble store. This is the first of my iPhone covers to use a pick-up line that hasn’t appeared on a t-shirt yet. Now, in addition to RedBubble
“If you give me your heart, I promise I won’t put it in the fridge.”
So I was looking for Shrock on YouTube, because until I got that message a couple days ago I never really thought about it. I mean, I already knew about Wrock and Trock, plus I had heard plenty of Sherlock-themed parodies on Tumblr, so I figured it probab
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“I was Wats-off, but then you turned me Wats-on.”
HOLY SHIT, really?! Every single one?! That must have taken HOURS… Oh my God, get out of the Internet right this instant so I can hug you and give you a medal.
“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you wet.”
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea on a train.” Inspired by a tweet from Mark Gatiss.
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather have you on my body instead.”
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m sooooo changeable.”
“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
AH! Thank you so much! I still can’t believe that some people go through the entire blog! :D I intend to keep going as long as the Sherlock fandom is on Tumblr!
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”
“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
Reblogging because relevance.
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”
