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psychoxknyte: skye–walker: zagreus: asymbina: zagreus: zagreus: zagreus: zagreus: one tectonic plate approaching another “so are you a top or a bottom?” two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO i don’t know anything
wakandanpaladin: zagreus: bawwksee: zagreus: agigabyte: zagreus: gokuderas-ponytail: zagreus: zagreus: does anyone want to see the third most distressing and inexplicable thing i’ve seen on facebook this year? op where’s the other two
a-suspicious-blog: desyphur: spacesharkadventures: winstonthewide: zagreus: zagreus: zagreus: incredibly powerful slavic energies here incredibly powerful slavic energies here incredibly powerful slavic energies here Im sorry- WHAT THE FUCK? Is
queenoftheshippers: zagreus: asymbina: zagreus: zagreus: zagreus: zagreus: one tectonic plate approaching another “so are you a top or a bottom?” two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO i don’t know anything about geology
skye–walker: zagreus: asymbina: zagreus: zagreus: zagreus: zagreus: one tectonic plate approaching another “so are you a top or a bottom?” two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO i don’t know anything about geology
zagreus:renousim:this is like the opposite of ASMR
zagreus:gonna check in on this redditor in 2 years and see if theyve figured it out yet
zagreus: love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”
zagreus:starbage:watching my kitties groom eachother and being like “waow thats love” and then continue watching as one of them immediately pummels the shit out of the other for looking at them wrongthat is also love
zagreus:Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me “sir,” the other of whom called me “ma'am,” both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right
zagreus:Ever since the original tape of the Wilhelm scream recording session surfaced I have been losing my mind a little bit over it
zagreus-taking-time-apart: *gets gay married during the purge*
zagreus: This is one of those videos you can’t watch without feeling as though the very fabric of reality is coming unraveled
zagreus: the timestamps on these tweets really set the whole interaction off
zagreus-eats-your-bread:splooge-mcducc:lesbian-pangoro:tsundereglados:Please listen to this sax solo that came from the goddamn veggietales larryboy soundtrackThe second time a cucumber made me cumWhy would you say this? Why would you ruin this perfectly
zagreus: this will be my go-to excuse from now on
zagreus:baybmetal:rattlegore:Living like an ant in a microwave i wish i understood this post
zagreus-is-not-a-fuckin-troll:I need it to really sink in that between the dog and the very young human, both of them are experiencing a kind of joy and delight they literally did not know was even possible before this. That baby is very young and the
zagreus: gamecubist: a masterpost you can only reblog this every day of the week
zagreus-taking-time-apart: “bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?” *kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
zagreus:this is how every day at work has got me feeling
zagreus:just need a little alone time
zagreus: just need a little alone time
sft425: queenoftheshippers: zagreus: asymbina: zagreus: zagreus: zagreus: zagreus: one tectonic plate approaching another “so are you a top or a bottom?” two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO i don’t know anything
zagreus: invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again
zagreus-eats-your-bread: the-ice-castle: geordi la forge and julian bashir are both on the same terrible situation where they conceptually should have been gay, but rick berman (being both a bitch and a coward) forced them to not only be straight, but
zagreus:Honestly I kind of really love what Steven Universe has done with Rose Quartz - setting her up as this deified, idolized, selfless, flawless martyr and then gradually stripping all that away, breaking it down and revealing her to be just as flawed
zagreus-taking-time-apart: “bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?” *kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”
zagreus:the feminine urge to have a wife
zagreus: the feminine urge to have a wife
zagreus:invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again
