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“Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you get what I mean.”
“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“I would never pull out your teeth one by one or insult your clothing.”
“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll let me wear your deodorant.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“Forget my sociopathy; you should do your research on my high-functioning penis.”
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice the state of your knees…” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
“You let my flatmate into your crime scenes… How about letting me into something else of yours?”
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”
Five more t-shirts now available! “Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?” “Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.” “I made you some shoes.” “I bet I can make your
“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times.
Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video! I looked at all of your requests and tried to put together a sort of compromise.In case you’re curious why I chose the pick-up lines I did, these are the top 10 (based on number of notes)
“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.â€
“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking into your bedroom.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly be your housewife.â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.â€
“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things your division lets you put in your mouth.â€
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.â€
“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash with passion.”Based on a suggestion by @morbidmegz.
“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”
The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
Last night after getting out of the shower I picked Kitten up, sat down with her straddling me and did this for a good five minutes whilst stroking her pussy from behind. Just because I could. Then we went and had dinner with her parents :P
taratheslut: That satisfaction when you present both holes to him, and he picks your ass.
take your pick #randomsexiness
Your wife showed enough flesh to suggest that she’d welcome the attentions of the appropriate man. She left with him and the next morning she phoned you to ask you to pick her up. The hickeys on her breasts were very noticeable and she asked you
princessbabygirlizback: Take your pick.. yes your get a choice. Oh you’re getting them all. Just pick which one first. Yes that is the only choice you get tonight Sissy. What? You get two at once if I decide. SHUT UP SISSY! Down on all fours. Yes you’ll
felkina: “You just gonna look? I already told you I will let you take your pick… But if you remain indecisive I will make it for you and make you cum until your balls are dry! So hurry up and pick dammit!”
What would you do if I said this? Which would you pick? Which hole do you want to use to drain your balls? ;)
thebeauty-of-sin: When there’s a certain baby girl you want to tie up and fuck until she’s cumming on your cock please be meeee
sitting-on-gray-clouds: who looks the coolest? you pick!
Send “Upsy Daisy” for my muse’s reaction to being carried bridal style by yours
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syqitten: tadokoro stop picking up maki youre gunna break your nose
the-vashta-nerada: chronukkahlylate: the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny the second worst
carpebutts: empress-homogay: “oh i love your name” “thanks i picked it out myself” is an A+ trans joke me, making fun of cis people: “nice name, did your mom pick it out for you?”
I went to a nearby gas station to pick up some snacks and these group of boys tried to pick me up and one of them used the same lame pickup line twice like i’m deaf? it was the most cringe worthy, saddest attempt I’ve ever experienced
naughtyballerina1821: dominant–gentleman: naughtyballerina1821: dominant–gentleman: naughtyballerina1821: Cute date idea Pick me up a mile away from my house so no one knows it’s me your picking up. Make me sit in the trunk of your car so no
libraryogre:ladyshinga:sirfrogsworth:This seems a little harsh. no no - let ‘em speakJohnson & Johnson or Smith & Wesson. Take your pick.
transmechanicus:Me, launching my first nuclear missile: Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow…
pizzaotter: ktw0lfman: pizzaotter: Who wants to come and see how snug this collar fits? Should I call you daddy or master? Take your pick to be honest, I have no preference. Pick me, pick me Daddy!
mistergoodlife: Take Your Pick • Mr. Goodlife • Instagram
envyavenue: Take Your Pick
tolish-bean:I am so proud of my gf! Reblog if you too are proud of your gf!
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