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Your logic knows no bounds
How do you like your eggs? ;)
Keep curbing your urges
Your judgement is of no consequence
Enjoy your celebration, whatever it may be :)
Your nickname should be vacuum
Let me dampen your spirits
Your excuse has officially expired
I prefer pixels over the sound of your voice
Get your priorities straight
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I can’t promise you the world but I can promise you this; I will buy you tacos and touch your butt.
Yet another reason you shouldn’t use anything edible to cover your crotch. Also… edible panties are fucking nasty in case you didn’t know. ^_^
… You’d think if you were about to sell your mouth for a grade you’d make sure it’d work first….
Is there some kind of Nobel prize for banisters… I have your winner right here….
Again, exactly the kind of wife I’ll be. I’ll be your oral alarm clock.
I don’t get it… nice hair, nice tits, nice hips… she’s hot. Wtf is wrong with whom ever made this meme???? Are you telling if you had THAT riding your cock you wouldn’t enjoy it? You don’t deserve a penis….
Too late man. I appreciate your effort though. Keep on truckin’.
…. I feel your pain Popeye… totally.
=O People still run that OS??? Woman spend less time at the gym and pay more attention to your computer! XD
lol Your average person. ^
lmao…. Send me a picture of your KNOB? Is he sexting a 13yo…?
… Its kind of self defeating since you have to draw attention to your tits first…
You expect less? He’s Canadian. If you know your history… we’ve been the most bad ass fucks in any war we were ever in. Fact.
Shhhh, as I’ve said before, you can’t mention women’s hypocrisy… they’ll hunt you down and kill you shhh…. we’re the only bad guys man… thats what your official line has to be… or FACE DEATH!!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE LITTLE GIRL! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
HAHAHAHA! OMG! This is my city. This happened like a month ago! So weird to just see something from your city online like that… Fucker just got out of prison too. Hahahaha. All his friends were standing by the river and he was like
Hahahaha. At least they care? Look at that shit. Capitalized AND underlined. They value your life bro. ^_^
HA. IN YOUR FACE!
Bro… clear off your flash drive before you project it…
….. you get yours Yoda, atta boy.
Your logic is irrefutable sir.
… bro…. you’d make a terrible ninja. Be aware of your surroundings man.
This is what happens when your bullet gets stuck on “hyper” setting… ^_^
Wow. That’d ruin your day.
….. Listen… IM gonna be YOUR Daddy…. *cock twitch*
….. sterilize yourself immediately. Your genes have gone bad. lol
lol Your male friends are lovin’ it though…
Rename your dog Skywalker immediately….
lol… I never considered it before… but ya… must be a stressful job. I feel ya Vibrator Dude. Enjoy your smoke.
…. dude do your own fucking laundry. You make your mom wash your cum filled socks? Not classy bro… and kinda creepy.
….. That will get your heart pumpin’…
lol…. You love your job too much sir.
Um… something on your back man… seriously…
Right? Fuck you and your money… imma download shit you bitch.
*gets cunnilingus guide* Fairs fair! I appreciate your initiative!
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
… ya, good thing yer wearing your trusty trilby… retard.
May the odds and the Force be ever in your favor
Laugh your a$$ off
And if your tits are big enough, they may end up in your own mouth! 😏 -fms
