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No girls, she’s not broken. She’s found her place and accepted it. See the eager attentiveness in her eyes? She is proof that your hope isn’t unwarranted. Proof that you can be brought low, reduced to your most basic primal self, and find your true
I added a break in here to cause less cluster on your dashboard. Info below. Edited* To make my previous post shorter and not as hysterical. I failed to deliver legal documents that proof that I own my paypal account. I used a fake name on it, stupid,
loopyleah: imagine being on extreme makeover home edition and you telling ty pennington about how much you liked your favorite band imagine your room just imagine ok they would probably glue the actual band members to your walls
toreadoki: what to do when youre in love with someone: dig a grave lie down in it get comfortable in the dirt die
sparklecryptid:the secret to being a cool adult is to wear things that your younger self wanted to wear but couldn’t and to do things that your younger self wanted to do but couldnt
whale-bone: Here is the Hell that I have built for us. Here is the place we buried each other. Here is the place we forgot where. Here is the valley of your chest when I am looking at the small bloody tooth in the meaning of you. Here is the Hell I
a cooking show only if your creme brulee doesn’t crack properly they take you out back and shoot you like a crippled horse
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
babypithair: sammygetthesalt: if you’re procrastinating and you know it clap your hands i’ll clap later
yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: white-icing: raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for
shadesilverwing: “_____ liked your post” “_____ reblogged your post”
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
shutupaubrey: do you ever zone out and your body does all the work for you and then you come back to reality like in the shower or driving like did i just miss the last 20 mins was i stuck in my own head for that long
pennyheartssammy: I AM NOT YOUR SWEETHEART OR YOUR BABY OR YOUR GOOD GIRL IF YOU YELL OUT OF CARS AT ME I WILL SCREAM BACK I WILL KICK YOUR CAR DOOR I WILL FUCKING SPIT ON YOU IF YOU PUT YOUR FILTHY FUCKING HANDS ANYWHERE NEAR MY BODY I WILL BREAK YOUR
When your muse doesn't cooperate when you're writing
pennhurst: spending 300 hours developing characters that arent even main characters liking them more than your main characters
i wanna piss on your tits
burghers: seeing your reflection in the computer screen when ur lying down is horrifying and i wan t it banned
darrynek: when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is
misha-parked-the-tardis-in-221b: Welcome to tumblr mobile where every picture is a gray box. Don’t bother waiting. It isn’t going to load. Just read the captions and use your imagination
jakeforjesus: When you hit delete trying to erase a letter but your computer takes you back a page instead
themadsigma: alongcameatom: 0uu: zombie-rabbits: not knowing how to draw your favorite character not knowing how to draw your own character not knowing how to draw. drawing
parasiticteddybear: when you hear someone mention something youre obsessed with
carriepish replied to your post: Basically have all the pieces of my Marceline… Ahh you would be the cutest Marceline! I would go all out with the body paint, if you do just your face and neck it will make your arms more noticeable I think. Adam
ninjiecreations: jaclcfrost: your icon shows who you are inside Oh jeez
petitetimidgay: i think the reason i get so irritated with tumblr now is because everyone’s always so angry and everything has to be a debate and i’m just? too old? like go play in your salt mines children and leave grandma alone
owning-my-truth: “I’ve always been confused by how you can get arrested with your only charge being resisting arrest. It literally means you committed no crime except to say, ‘No, I’m not going with you since I’ve commited no crime”
One of the reasons white people show up in your ask box demanding that you calmly explain basic characteristics of racism is because they cannot conceive of a situation in which a PoC is not obligated to cheerfully provide them with a service they could
blacksnobbery: handpickedhappiness: soycaf:fenrispenris:hottermelon:iamaslumberbatch:a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make
If you’re a cop who genuinely feels your life is threatened by a skinny 14 year old girl in a bikini and some other teens at a pool party no fucking way are you cut out to be a cop.
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imsoshive: theafrocentrics: If you’ve been racial profiled and you know it clap your hands.
the-real-eye-to-see:When circumstances are stronger than your dirty deeds
blackness-by-your-side: Fact
aliciavikander: the banning of “female presenting nipples” and nsfw did absolutely nothing. just as many porn bots are here, if not more. they still spam follow you/target your blog and comment with links/etc on your posts. the only thing this ban
marisatomay: ironmanstan: if youre an anti-vaxxer youre basically admitting you’d rather have a dead child than an autistic one. youre a shit parent and an even shittier human being
did-you-kno: Laser tattoo removal doesn’t actually ‘remove’ tattoos. The process breaks down the ink particles so your white blood cells can carry them to your liver. Basically, you poop out your old tattoo. Source Source 2 Source 3
doelita: *aggressively meows for your attention*
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ohshititsgreg: If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through
justintimerblake: if you play with my hair youre going to get kissed so dont do that
kryptoni-te: IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS
kahlil-themulattolinguist: Founding fathers: NOT MY KING Colonies: Yay! Black/brown/Queer/Trans/Muslim folks: NOT MY PRESIDENT Yall: Um, no he IS your president because he’s in power. Get over it or leave!
I want to kiss you. I want to take your face in my hands and pull your lips to mine. I want to push in to your body with so much passion that it leaves you breathless. I want to taste you. I want to run my hands through the back of your hair and down
1143goodz: i am a man with no mercy im a bully and i have a big cock i can ruin your relationship with your gf, mom, wife, even your daughter. basically i dont mind ruining your life as long as theres a hot girl that you think is yours involved u might
When you’re crying about your waifu and someone tells you she’s not cute
The "Doing the project the night before and it's still better than yours" Squad
boobslyn:Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way
janemba: If u don’t like björk that tells me a lot about your lifestyle and really what a character flaw *nene voice* that is
moon-cosmic-power: I really just want pizza + your face in between my thighs please.
jcmeskirk: depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like “die” and you’re like “shut up brad”
youre-a-basic-puta: my-kala: You can say that again High school sucks
your-musee: Basically waking up my future bf like this. So hope he’s prepared.
the thing about society is, if you like the way you look you’re conceited and way in over your head, but on the other hand if you don’t like the way you look you’re just an insecure attention whore.
imaanoverdesires:Teach your kids that cooking and cleaning are basic life skills. Not gender roles.
iamyourking: When you RP with people and their posts are like fucking Shakespeare and yours are basically I CAN COUNT TO POTATO
im bored so i turned on submissions again please DO NOT SUBMIT THINGS YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET. if i reverse image search your submission and find thousands of pics all over the internet i will block you without question. im not interested in things
