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steamgirlofficial: How do you cook? Any preferred styles? Maybe you have a favorite apron, or a set of knives you keep for special dishes. Kato has a similar habit, and here you can see her prepping to whip something up in “The Cabin Kitchen”, the
flowerais: You’re healing every time you get out of bed because there’s something you’re excited about. don’t think about people who left. clean the clutter in the room and dishes in your sink. smile at yourself and random people. do something
princessslea:my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say “who do you work for? who’s your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under waterat least he’s having fun???
sodamnrelatable: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!” via sodamnrelatable
mega-aaaaaaa: Do you like the previous two dishes 倆位你們喜歡那個菜
invokingbees: weeniebagel: invokingbees: Walk into your kitchen at 3am and this wizard is waiting for you, having drunk your beer and sampled, but disliked, your potato chips, hasn’t done the dishes, and he isn’t happy What do you do? “Really,
iundergarmentking1me: You come in the kitchen and see me washing dishes… what would you do?
kinkyinga: What the hell, fag? I shouldn’t have to tell you how to serve a Man. Do the fucking laundry, wash the dishes, pick up this place and then get back over here so I can use you as a footstool while I kick back. Now get to it.
ericfvckingharris: Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry,
How many times do I gotta say “The dishwasher is not very good and cannot wash off food stuck to the dishes so they need to be washed off thoroughly before you put them in.” before people actually do that and stop leaving gross crusty food on all
butt-grab: you know when you’re motivated but like, in the wrong way?? like “i’m ready to do all my laundry and clean the whole apartment and do dishes and vacuum and -” like ok champ that’s great but why don’t we focus on those two projects
“Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
paran0rmaltexas-deactivated2022:Do you ever just wonder if you cross someone’s mind as they’re driving home, doing dishes, laundry, the mundane things when it really matters
sonneillonv: libertarirynn: perkachow: upwithcis: sturmgewehrr: bringingupbrighton: Praising men for cleaning the dishes he helped dirty up? Lol They’re praising him for teaching his son to do the right thing. Why do you always seem so bitter about
frenchsub: That’s it. Clean it all. Then you’ll do the floor. And the dishes. And my laundry. All naked, offered, with no privacy. And I promise I will be the one who cleans you, slave.
sodamnrelatable: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
laugh-addict: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
lesroisdumonde: the-barefoot-fangirl: floppycat: *passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help* Mom, are you sure you don’t want any help? no I don’t need any help I can do it all by myself just like I do everything
cruelman4: Sir, I finished to clean the house, to wash the dishes, to iron your shirts. Do you need me to clean your anus ?
FROM MY MOM, THIS IS NOT A MESSAGE TO KISS HER ASS. IT’S A DIRECT MESSAGE THAT WHILE SHE WASHES THE DISHES, I LICK AND CLEAN HER ASS HOLE REAL GOOD, SO SHE CAN GET THE RPS TREATMENT THAT SHE NEEDS. RIGHT MOM, RIGHT SON AND YOU MAKE SURE YOU DO A
life-is-fucked-up: http://dreamsofacutter.tumblr.com/ Maybe but u will never feel anything again period unless you believe in god then if you do you will be feeling what the devil will be dishing out for your sin of taking ur own life. Nothing is ever
theirownmoms: Mom’s not going to suck or jerk it for you. That would be wrong! She’s your mother! But… you’re a good son. And she knows how bad you want to do it. And you DID wash all the dishes and mow the lawn. Since she’s such a good mom,
beaniebaneenie:seymour-butz-stuff:Time to feed unprofessional managers what they’ve been dishing out for far too long. Couple things here, for when you do this to people: 1. if you get the “answer my call” text, NEVER ANSWER THE CALL. They are
writing-prompt-s: You’ve made a deal with the devil, but you didn’t read the terms and conditions. Now, you’re under his control. He doesn’t want your soul, just someone to do little things like laundry and dishes.
bobbayb: if there is someone that you think about while you’re doing random things like the dishes or laundry or making a cup of coffee, you should keep that person around
transmlmnsfw: concept: a relationship where we just casually tease/grope eachother while doing activities that otherwise have nothing to do with sex. while I’m doing dishes you can sneak up behind me and hold my hips against the counter with yours,
x3livelovelaugh: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!” So Accurateeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
x3livelovelaugh: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!” Omg.
kinkysista6969: Bubble gum bubble gum in the dish. How many bubble gums do you wish?? Better yet how many can you fit in your mouth??? 👅🍬#tastytoes #droolworthy
theonlykinkysista6969: kinkysista6969: Bubble gum bubble gum in the dish. How many bubble gums do you wish?? Better yet how many can you fit in your mouth??? 👅🍬#tastytoes #droolworthy These toes can not be replicated. #mine #theonlykinkysista6969
totally-relatable: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
did-you-just-touch-my-butt: Thanksgiving Just the word makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. So Thanksgiving is still “newish” to me. I’m still trying different ways of doing the turkey 🦃 (I have the side dishes down pat).This year it’s
daysturnintoyears: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
str8bro: I don’t mind cooking but you gotta do the fuckin’ dishes man
untiltheendofitall: I just wanna share a house with you. I wanna make a mess doing dishes with you. I wanna make love on the kitchen floor annd maybe the counters. I want to get a dog with you. I wanna sit out on the porch at 2am drinking a beer with
cncpuppie:Wanna be a free use hole so badly want you to just randomly pull me to the ground and rut into me whenever you feel like, pin me aganist the counter while I’m doing dishes and unload in my ass, come into my room in the middle of the night
spankingmehard: Maybe this will teach you how to clean the dishes properly! Now strip the rest of your clothes off and clean them again! And I don’t need to tell you what will happen if I inspect them again and they’re not up to par, do I?
