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haunt-my-miles:prince-squid: If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend ม,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies. why was this calculated
lostlittle–noelle: luckied: “Gee, nice way to say ‘hello’.” “Last time i ran into you military, you tried to kill me! Come to think of it… I THINK IT WAS YOU.” “Eh?” Jean stared at the young woman.
mrawkweird: Stand? What Stand?Who needs a Stand when you’re a fucking mastermind?Morioh, you couldn’t afford his detective services if you tried.
introtobdsm: everyone knows that toys are essential to a sexual bdsm relationship. the sad part is that most of them are very expensive. and if you are like me, you cant make anything with your hands because your clumsy and the last time you tried to
christopher-whitelaw: shslequius: “Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning” is literally just the human version of “Have you tried turning it off and back on again?” it’s actually amazing how much this
viria: When you try your best but you don’t succeed…Because not living up to your expectations sucks. And not being good enough even though you tried really hard sucks too.
addicted2implants: fakerbetterforever: You trying to be classy once I’ve had a chance to modify your body. The bigger your tits get, the more you’ll have to try to look classy. And you’ll fail.
supergoosey: greeneyedlook-a-like: When you see a hot girl but you’re trying to hide the gay:
theartidote: “Addiction is tricky.For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15 seconds in an elevator with a man smoking a cigarette. He gave in. What I’m trying to say is I think I love you again.” —Unknown sculpture by David
gwiboonie: basicallyyourgayaunt: Being a girl who likes other girls is really confusing because other girls are always calling you cute and shit and you never know if they’re just being nice or if they’re being gay with you @katxwalk
cannibalcoalition: Ugh. Dear anyone, If you see someone spreading images like this: or this They are either deeply uneducated about the voting process or they are an asshole. You cannot vote with a hashtag. I trust that most of you are aware
jaclcfrost: pairing you really love pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried
the-accidental-femme-bot:What if…..I was down on my knees, giving you head with my body wedged between you and the stove….while you tried your hardest to cook us dinner without burning it.
queenkasa-deactivated20141003: Gintama Kanketsu-hen - Kagura (18)
makeitglittery: tiababyboo: I remembered you like butts so here’s mine + nude prying on the neighbours 😈 I love your everything 😩 @makeitglittery Are you trying to make me blush because yes you’re doing great at it 😣
blueandbusted: Your chastity cage was specially designed to crush your balls when you tried to get hard, and it did it’s job VERY well. Your Keyholder liked to take you to the beach, explain your situation to hot girls, and ask them if you could stare
lovelylycra: Good start to the weekend! Have you tried a girdle yet? - just go and try one and then buy one! LONG LIVE THE GIRDLE! See? I told you that you’d like grandma in a girdle. Now bring that cock of yours over here and show me how much
dynastylnoire: trufflebootybuttercream: tinymeatflexin: hvlth-gxth: imsoshive: LMFAO When the box trash but you ain’t the type to burn bridges. this the second time you tried to say my name this week b I wan an fuck him when you had sex with
blackpowerkink: beautifuldarkkskkin: lagonegirl: Aaron… 👏🏽🙌🏽 Aaron you get 5 stars😍 5 stars and a tip I see a lot of hurt people in the notes, let me help…when you’re an uber driver, that is your personal car that you
domesticsexgoddess: syrav: happybkr: syrav: Since a lot of you seem to like my lips, here’s some mouth-associated silliness for you. Unnff, syrav , are you trying to kill the viewing public??? That pic can create medical issues in some! Yep, medical
jumastaa: It’s funny when you stop dealing with someone & you sit back & realize a plethora of bullshit that you tried to justify when on speaking terms. I go above & beyond, forgetting about myself in the process. That’s dead now. I
kirbyfucker64: This isn’t about robbing you of your “Freedom of expression”. Please understand that. Honestly, if you tried to branch out a little you’d actually end up EXPANDING upon your creativity and artistic skill, instead of just limiting
redlips-n-lace: blithelybonny: Bisexuals in committed monogamous relationships have not chosen a “side,” they have chosen a person. Thank you and have a blessed day. Thank you!!!! Thank you!!!! Trying to explain this to somebody the other week
ifyourbonesareheavythings: i tried to read you like a book from head to toe but i got lost in the middle(the best parts, of course)i’m sure you’ll forgive me.
shslequius: “Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning” is literally just the human version of “Have you tried turning it off and back on again?”
foxmccloud: using your mental illness as a smokescreen for abusive behavior is one of the shittiest things you can do because not only are you trying to weasel your way out of taking responsibility for your actions but you are also positioning mentally
walkercommuinty: No, not the ones they put down. The ones they didn’t - the walkers, like the one I shot today. C'ause he’d have ripped into you, tried to eat you, taken some flesh at least. Well, I guess if this is the first you’re hearing it,
she-takes-the-stick: Your hottie wife tricked out in the lingerie you gave her, with the lifelike thick pink vinyl strap-on you bought her as an anniversary gift “for both of us” as you tried to say…. Look at the mad gleam in her eye as she demonstrates
soudas: can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
drakyx: korrasamishipper: supergoosey: greeneyedlook-a-like: When you see a hot girl but you’re trying to hide the gay: No but imagine that gif as Korra and asami
If I have earphones in my ears I will ignore you even if I can actually hear you unless I deem it important kthnxbai
asphinctersayswaht: askthesexybaguette: Are you trying to take a look and my oui oui?I must warn you, mon amis, my baguette can mega evolve into a, how you say, Eiffel Tower. This is it. This is my legacy to the world. A crotch shot of me dressed as
versacehooker: you know what bothers me gay porn where its like “hung straight virgin dude bottoms for the first time” its like yeah right who are you trying to trick you expect me to believe that twink’s never had it in the bum while his asshole’s
rock-hopperhazuki: me, a canadian, talking to an american who’s sick or hurt: have you tried—no wait that costs money for you… what about—no no, that costs you money too, doesn’t it? …god, that’s absolutely fucking nonsense, eh? what do
obsessedwithhead: I hope you tried this!!!!! You know who you are.
violence-gets-my-dick-hard: spit-on-the-whore: ftbaljock00: If I ever catch you trying to please your worthless cunt to my porn again while I’m not home you will have a black eye to go with this spit. The only pleasure or happiness you are ever going
What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man trying to steal everyone's land or money.
aplpaca:you ever go casually nonverbal like it suddenly takes way too much energy to move your mouth and say stuff and you wouldnt be able to physically force more than a few words out if you tried but youre not stressed or anything its just kinda like
I’m not sorry for my constant reblogging of Pearl Jam and Eddie Vedder as of late. Why Because I’m trying to make your life even better 👍
Snippets from my husband’s Xbox live party that I’ve overheard so far“Fun fact I call my taint the badlands”“I see, have you tried having sex?” (discussing fertility struggles)“When you eat a Tic Tac does it make you sad because it reminds
If anyone who doesn't know you tries to tell you that you can't do something
rae-being-naughty: This is for teasing me at work all day with your sexts. Can you taste what you did to me with my panties in your mouth? Nod for me, precious man. Are you trying to suck the remnants of my wetness off them? Tsk. Keep your eyes
patrickkingart: sonira: have you tried to explain to your friends and family that you have in fact received a rich education from the esteemed bird school, only to be met with scoffs, rebuttals, and general doubt? no more, for today you can provide
I love my boyfriend. I think he might be the one to ruin men for me though, because I never want to love another one. He’s it y'all. He’s my everything. Someone asked me why I loved him & I just teared up & kept trying to put into
prokopetz: onemillionwordsofcrap: prokopetz: The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an
goon-my-brain-out: “Oh look, you’re finally awake! *giggles* Look at you trying to figure out what’s going on. Well you know how i said i had a friend who was studying to be a surgeon? Well her and some of her classmates have invented an experimental
carminapossunt: seascribe: snoochie-boochiess: Are you trying to kill me THE ONE WITH THE BABY THOUGH. Okay, I wasn’t going to reblog this — but then I got to the puppy at the end. In the rack of Beanie Babies. You win, Internet, you win.
haunt-my-miles: prince-squid: If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend ม,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies. why was this calculated
winchesterandwinchester: “I’ve been following you around my entire life! I mean I’ve been lookin’ up to you since I was 4, Dean. Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother.”
justlikedisney: mermaidchan05: merverb: NO WHY WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING SO CRUEL? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH MY FEELINGS? HOW DARE YOU.
caribetidalwave: “Johnny Depp is a racist” “Johnny Depp is a sexist” “Johnny Depp is anti lgbt” Do you hear that? It’s the whispers of people who are DEAD WRONG and want to be right. You’re done, nobody wants to hear you trying to run
slutgfsharingtextcheathotwife: All seemed like a laugh to start with but after the first hot splurts over you it wasn’t so much fun was it, you tried not to keep your lips tightly closed so he yanked your hair hard enough for you to gasp in pain and
adriofthedead: gemiblu: elaroh: bitchiel: justaddtommy: i think we’re out of ink have you tried turning it on and off again It’s probably just a paper jam. or you might just be out of toner did you try unplugging it and then plugging it back
sushinfood: hidingunderchairs: thebunnyadventures: sushinfood: me, a canadian, talking to an american who’s sick or hurt: have you tried—no wait that costs money for you… what about—no no, that costs you money too, doesn’t it? …god, that’s
slimetony: cobaltdays: slimetony: glowdeer: slimetony: hang in there! randy wait no im slipping help you tried your best and thats what counts! Randy wait I’m also slipping but you can only save one of us Randy i dont know you
