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nike-visions: BOOTY APPRECIATION HERE you made me horny and you weren’t even trying…
bbincumming-always: blackmansbitch: Your Black neighbor from down the hall Mr Robinson had come knocking on your door looking for your older sister. You tried to explain that she was out and you were home alone, but before you could say anything else,
Oh my. Look at this daring little bitch. You think that “Is that all you got?” expression is going to last? I’d imagine if you tried and failed, she’d laugh in your face. Personally, I love a challenge. So let’s
People that see my baby pictures and say "You looked so cute when you were a baby". So what are you trying to say, that I don't look cute now?
valramorghulis: No, not the ones they put down. The ones they didn’t - the walkers, like the one I shot today. C’ause he’d have ripped into you, tried to eat you, taken some flesh at least. Well, I guess if this is the first you’re hearing it,
throughtheparadox:This is funny in so many levels! Imagine…Sutter Keely (Spectacular Now): Hey! She only left me because I’m a drunk, but I can still take you! Tris: Sutter, go home! You had way too much to drink again. You’re Peter now, okay? Wrong
weqer: pussy-need-dick: http://cum-whit-me.info// Would you like cheaper gas bill/ electric bill??? Are you tried of living check??? Are you being effected by the government being close???? Pls visit Pls visit compare rates for yourself
degradedsissy1: Oh, how pretty!What a darling little piece of memorabilia of the days when you tried to be a man, when you were still denying to yourself that you’re a limo waisted little pants that prefers to mince about in girlie things.And the pretty
As you can plainly see, he’s thinking veerrrry hard trying to come up with someone who’s fit for the job. And available. And local. And lives with you
So I guess one of the ways you can get the new messaging feature is if someone who already has it messages you? Like an infectious disease?What I’m trying to say is, please infect me(edit: WOW THAT WAS FAST; THANK Y’ALL VERY MUCH)
She’s been down there for way too long(Have you seen this yet?)
tfw you want to reblog something BUT UR TRYING TO RUN A DECENT BLOG SO YOU CANT
korrasamigayshit: Asami: come on I wasn’t that drunk Korra: you tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important Asami, tearing up: because you are
Yes let go. Yes as your needs rise within you continue to embrace them even when they begin to worry you. That worry is just the old you trying to prevent true fulfillment.
Rant on misconceptions about Futanari in the SU fandom under the cut :/I just saw a post, and I’m a little stressed out that some people think that when artists draw futa!Jasper (or Ruby), they’re trying to equate her to a man… I would
Oh good. My number one fan is back. I was worried about you, buddy! I want to take a moment and say thanks for being super supportive and always commenting. Did you know that, on average, 0.01% of readers comment on my stories? So I appreciate you
pugugly001: I’m not mad. I am disappointed.You know you can’t orgasm without looking into a woman’s eyes, and you tried anyway.Repeatedly.So now I have to drive it home repeatedly, and that puts me in the position of being the villain.Now, look
incorrect48quotes:Maachun: C’mon, I wasn’t that drunk.Milky: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important!Maachun, tearing up: Because you are!
It doesn’t matter what kind of monster you were. All that matters now is how you move forward and never look back.
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
ukisstunisia1: 140828 Eli & Kevin’ Conversation on Twitter :Eli : Happy 6year Anniversery Kiss Mes all around the world! We love you all!KV : @EliKim0313 you spelled anniversary wrong but it’s okKV : @EliKim0313 everybody knows you tried
alanrovel: You knew she might react badly if she caught you trying on her stockings…you just never imagined this:-) <AR>
I cant hold it till morningggg •/n/•… my diapers already too wettt *squirms* and I still gotta pee…Ah well you tried to wait! Maybe should just go till you feel like you can hold it till morning! Try not to overflow though!*squirms*
shslequius: “Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning” is literally just the human version of “Have you tried turning it off and back on again?”
tfw you wanna be a great ally and you wanna kick some racist butts but you’re both too uninformed to know how to help best and too mentally ill to learn all the stuff needed to argue shit properly, let alone well enough to remember it all
byerslesbian: *walks up to a lesbian couple* “so which one of you didn’t think you had to cook noodles and which one of you tried to cut butternut squash with a hammer?”
what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:what-even-is-thiss:Sometimes good parents make mistakes. There might come a day when you look at your parent who loves you, tries their best, never abused you, and realize that they don’t always know best. And it’s
sushinfood: me, a canadian, talking to an american who’s sick or hurt: have you tried—no wait that costs money for you… what about—no no, that costs you money too, doesn’t it? …god, that’s absolutely fucking nonsense, eh? what do they expect
ruffboijuliaburnsides:ragsy:have you pranced lately? frolicked, even? the world may be dark and terrifying, but have you tried skipping down the hall with your hands in the air going “wheeee?” it won’t change anything, but look at you
NASA *gushes*: Oh, Pluto. Look at you. You look so lovely and gorgeous! Pluto: Go fuck yourself, space nerds. I still remember when you tried to kick me out of the fucking solar system.
of course i forgive you
misspromiscuouslayla: As Soon As You Tried On Your First Panties You Knew You’d Be A Sissy For Life
Holly: I’m ready. When will you be here?Grandpa: In just a few minutes. At the light now. And are you trying to get me in an accident, sending me pictures like that while I’m driving?Holly: *giggle* Just motivating you to get here sooner.Grandpa:
boriken: beyondthedistantstars: Are you trying to give me heart palpitations? I’ve been having a star wars obsession for the last two weeks tumblr why did you just do this to me you are feeding my addiction omg I. NEED. THIS. NOW!
girlfeetcellar: ;) Of course I will smell our sweaty feet sweetheart … are you trying to give me a hard on. If you do I will fuck you, niece or not.
goddesslucybond-deactivated2022:your pathetically weak body wasn’t built to resist. you’d never be able to stop yourself even if you tried. Those submissive impulses to send and give it all up to Me will eat you up until the only option left is to
“I never thought that you would crab me Undermine me, and backstab me But I can see clearly now the rain is gone The pain is gone but what you did was still wrong There was a few times I needed your supportBut you tried to play me like an indoor
theshiningd2: lumen-fortuna: lacepantsu: you deny your kazoo its purpose holy shit that chorus fuck sleep, this needs to be shared y'all trying to kill me, that’s what this is, you want me to die, well fine fuck it, i’m ready to die,
goondere yo man you trying to get me to kill myself? first that peta shit, and then that iggy azalea shit? what you got against me brah? what did I do to you
unleashed-rage replied to your post: akumyo said: Have you tried livestreaming… I was actually planning on it, I just don’t know what to ask for though yet lol. ohh okay. let me know if you figure out what you want lol
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dirtypawz: vikalh: No one will ever remember these two EVER! Well except for me and Vixy…and maybe Taps Why would you draw such a thing…. the horror that is in this picture, are you trying to cause the world to end…. what is wrong with you!!!!
good-g1rl:I know you tried your hardest, I know that you meant wellbut you pushed me to the edge and I slipped, and then I fell
kellysue replied to your post: Well, now that I’m not on the verge of tears I’m… Virtual hugs and head pats? Those are definitely appreciated! Thank you so much <33333333!
Apparently my ex best friend blocked me on facebook. That… is great.
fullten: If you’re in that kind of depression where everything is blurry and days blend into one another, taking a lot of photos of positive things might help. If your pet does something cute, you ate something good, got a high score, you cleaned your
wreckedblog: how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you
It’s almost midnight, I felt the huge urge to change my avatar. Also these are my small moments when I suddenly miss Flamel. (If you read this Flamel baby, I’m so sorry I haven’t replied to you when you tried talking to me on Skype, my life has
submachineguns: You tried to devour me. So you have no right to complain if I eat you, right?
zoemonroe: THE GOOD PLACE MEME › [2/8 gags] The curse filter↳ “If you’re trying to curse you can’t here. I guess a lot of people in this neighbourhood don’t like it, so it’s prohibited” Bonus:
bright-as-the-morningstar: 2.3Lucifer: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk Chloe: You tried colour my whole face with a highlighter because you said I was important Lucifer, tearing up: But you are.
jaegas: The first click and drag game I made got a nice ass amount of notes, so I made a second one! Except in this one, you’re in the Special Ops Squad! [I had a bonus for if you were deceased, if you want to see it, shoot me a message!]
kaniehtiio: i find myself getting a little bit older and more cantankerous every time you kids type something hmu and lms and i have to go to urban dictionary
basically, to me, fandom expression should only follow two rules - Does it make you happy? Yes. Is it hurtful/hateful? No. Then you’re good. Not everything in fandom is meant to appeal to every person, its just a lot of people doing stuff they enjoy
rnanta-ray: I’m that type of friend you can tell anything to but I won’t know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head
aplpaca:you ever go casually nonverbal like it suddenly takes way too much energy to move your mouth and say stuff and you wouldnt be able to physically force more than a few words out if you tried but youre not stressed or anything its just kinda like
hadoukenresident: fangirling-and-tea: fangirling-and-tea: so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing then he goes “oh good you got my tweet”
jaclcfrost: pairing you really love pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried
![zoemonroe: THE GOOD PLACE MEME › [2/8 gags] The curse filter↳ “If you’re trying to curse you can’t here. I guess a lot of people in this neighbourhood don’t like it, so it’s prohibited” Bonus:](https://64.media.tumblr.com/506c0aac87e78893d555254e6dc0a875/tumblr_oy8cjy1Yml1u959rso1_250.gif)
![jaegas: The first click and drag game I made got a nice ass amount of notes, so I made a second one! Except in this one, you’re in the Special Ops Squad! [I had a bonus for if you were deceased, if you want to see it, shoot me a message!]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/3734d856e78c256bd36c301e5a6e5033/tumblr_n12ej3jEdt1s2q2quo1_250.gif)
