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lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for myself
kingsmitty55: aliyuh: They said this was Maury’s cameraman 😂 You said ball is life. The police determined that was a lie
kimmybabygirl4deepbreeding: “Doctor, please! It’s been 15 minutes. You said this would be fast!!” The doctor at the artificial insemination clinic said that I had the most fertile vagina he had ever seen, but he was stumped as to why the insemination
lazypacific:“Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for myself
lovetohavefun85: justcuminside: “I’m going to cum…” “Finish inside me! Do it …” “But, you said…” “I know what I said… but just cum inside me. It’s okay… please?” Cum only belongs inside :)
lobbygrl: lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one
little-fire-art: “Say ‘Nevermore,’” said Shadow.“Fuck you,” said the raven.” - American gods, by Neil Gaiman
neonbuck: black mirror writer: what if when you said “ello yewchube”…..yewchube said ello back…….
pleasuretorture: You said you wanted to be put through more pleasure than you have ever endured, more orgasms than you had ever dared strive for… There is no turning back now, the sybian stays strapped to you while you lie there helplessly. If you
aryastakres: quixoticideals: I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL” AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD” I DAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTION hello revolution im dad
natsukigirl: lobbygrl: lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was
captioned-vines: Man: “ Throw down the keys!”[Copy machine falls]Man: “ I said keys!”Woman: “ I thought you said copy machine!”Man: “ Why the fuck would I say copy machine?”
godpenis: “You said I’m your soulmate!” “No I said everyone HAS a soulmate”
I said i am sad you said everyone is sad
omg in my science class someone asked how a person’s heart could beat 192 times per minute, and the teacher said when you’re running.. from the devil
freelancemaid: lobbygrl: lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I
johncncena: You asked for this! You said you would love to be tied up and have my sack on your face, didn’t you dummy? You didn’t say anything about where you wanted to be tied up though. And you definitely didn’t specify that it was my sweaty,
lgbtqgmh: ryanhatesthis: Mayor Menino’s letter to Chick-Fil-A [To Mr Cathy: In recent days you said Chick-fil-A opposes same-sex marriage and said the generation that supports it has an “arrogant attitude.” Now - incredibly - your company says
2punk2function: 14inches: 2punk2function: Major League // From States Away did u rly reblog this and delete what i said and my url to make it seem like you said this okay I didn’t change the source so why should it matter?
bambigoodwin: lettersto-savemyself: “Today in class the teacher asked the question, ‘Is it better to have loved and lost, or to never have loved at all?’ I said, ‘to have loved and lost’ and you said, ‘to have never loved at all.’
demonsofparadis: “i’ve been missing you,” said he. “how much?” said she. “this much.”
I want you always and forever because you complete me you are my other half like you said the other day we are meant to be together because you can’t put on the sheets on the bed but you can do the pillows and you cook and I clean we are meant to
kiltedpatriot: snowdrop-summers: mmpphhmmpphh: Amelia & Lucia - Borderland Well you said “let’s go get kidnapped, tied up and gagged”….. no, I said “gets go watch the movie Taken” Depending on how cooperative these two snoops act
sissynikkineedsadaddy: The airline lost my suitcase. You said that it should be fine, that your ex-wife left some clothes behind and that her and I are about the same size. I said there is no way I’m wearing her clothes. We found some jeans and shirts
17thjan: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for myself and
john7895: Remember when we first started talking and I said I’m going to fuck your delicious little ass good and hard and you said “Wanna make a bet!!!. No Way!!” Well I made the bet and now I’m collecting… Don’t EVER tell me what I can and
Are you fucking kidding me brklynbreed (Tae?) liked stuff on my Instagram and said they liked my style I think it’s okay for me to die now.
its a good feeling when you and your friend both agree on something against everyone else who all disagrees on said thing
lazypacific:“Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for myself and
lobbygrl:lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for
cheatersandcucks: “Yeah, baby, we’re just working on our project,” your girlfriend said over the phone. “I know he’s your bully but he’s being a total gentleman.” “I don’t trust him,” you said, nervously. “Don’t be so insecure,”
I know you loved me. In that moment when you said it, you meant it. Maybe later you felt like you were doing me a favor, maybe it was out of pity or because you felt alone. I know things must have changed because of how things are now. I mean, you went
domtop2u: You said you like sucking cocks, so don’t start crying now! I am giving you exactly what you want. Yeah there are 20 guys here, and most of them used to be your friends. Used to be…now you are just the team cum hole, but you got what you
NOW MY PARENTS SAID THEY SAW A FRIGGEN FIN BEHIND ME AND THEY DONT KBOW IF IT WAS A DOLPHIN OR A SHARK SO I HAD TO COME IN MALACHITE YOU WATER BLOCKING LITTLE SHIT
comic-sans-because-fuck-you said: WHAT IF, it’s down so that Hussie can upload the update without everyone showing up and crashing it, so they’re expanding the server or something! because on whatpumpkin they know and they said they’re trying
kuro89 replied to your post: kuro89 said: so she poops s… well you said ‘the remainder’ is bitter, so i.. i don’t even know why i’m talking about this. but if we’re doing donuthorse anatomy, couldn’t she just get stale or something
pleasuretorture:You said you wanted to be put through more pleasure than you have ever endured, more orgasms than you had ever dared strive for… There is no turning back now, the sybian stays strapped to you while you lie there helplessly. If you could
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