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While You Were Gone, Part 1 “Mark? Is that you?” asked James. He was gazing in disbelief at the skimpily-dressed muscle stud lounging on his sofa. “If it isn’t little Jimbo?” smirked the jock. Mark’s accent was still recog
A Little Update “This is Marshall Walker sending all you puny little fuckers out there another daily update of my video diary.†“It has now been 23 days since I first used the Chronivac. Do you like my new tan? I spent over an hour this morning
“So you’ve finally woken up, huh?â€â€œHead still feeling woozy? I’m not surprised — you’ve lost a shit lot of fluids. I should have warned you - I fuck like a roided-up bull in heat that was accidentally penned in with a herd of cows! You liter
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a-rather-horny-nerd: Come out to the garden with me and let me plant my seed in you?
jockhypnoslave: First step into jocking you …. Soon you will lose those glasses and rejoin your jock bros
Amazing surprise birthday gift from furiiPulling on a magical singlet and transforming into a buffster!! I absolutely adore it, thank you babes!!! You know I love me some kaa eyes and flexing!!
Yeah bitch, you’re hotter when you’re pregnant !!
No matter how strong you are, you can’t resist this !!!
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May the 4th be with you. And the boobs.
disasterscenario: Happy Valentine’s Day you nerds!Thank you everyone who submitted quotes! I’m sorry I didn’t get to all of them, but these were my favorites— and probably a good indication of the overall quality of suggestions I received.These
I read a lot like one or two book per week.. Im def bookworm. If I don’t have ebooks I will bankrupt on it. Lol ;D If you want to be hot and interesting to me, you have to read a lot too.
NOW YOU CAN ALL HATE ME PROPERLY. [listen on 8tracks] Break Free - Ariana Grande ft Zedd | All Night - Icona Pop | Other Side - Jason Derulo | Waster - Tiesto ft. Matthew Koma | Summer - Calvin Harris | Pompeii (Audien Remix) - Bastille | Dear Boy
Leave it to me to update late. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Season's Greetings, you nerds! I hope the holidays have been treating all of you well! These losers will be back next year to resume their shenanigans and I’ve also got a bunch of projects planned for
justcocks: mslusciouslips:How long can I edge you like this… For as long as YOU desire babe :) xoxox
porn-gifs: Tying you to your bed and making you suck my cock all day
“You can’t sit with us.”
being giant is fun until it starts becoming a pain and now you want to go back to normal but cant.Poor 707 learns that the hard way
Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being a complete muggle and switched to wizardry, he could look like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re
textmesomethingdirty: 100% Adorable! you know why she put those glasses on , don’t you …
nkassirerdraws: I figured you nerds might want to see this thing I made at 2 am a couple nights ago and then felt dumb about posting. But. You’re all being so sweet to me, I felt like why not.
WHAT WAS THATYOU WANT MORE SHITTY GIFS YOU SAYWELL YOU’RE IN LUCK
Awww, that’s so nice of you to do her homework for her, again! It’s also really sweet that you wash her car, and do her laundry, and paint her toe nails, and brush her hair, and buy her shoes and listen to her attentively when she talks about her
Thank you for giving me one last hurrah before you are removed from the game, blingtron mission xDGo, my furry minions, go! …so much gold
nobbydraws: GIVE ME MONEY I’LL GIVE YOU ART OCs, pony, non-pony, nsfw, whatever. Backgrounds will be an added ŭ, but I’ll only be doing it for the sketches, sorry. I just know I’d never get any with color actually done. If you want something more
plisaltin:when you have matching tshirts and anklets
thedudevondoom: ccfm102: In case you didn’t see Pacific Rim, here’s what you missed. WARNING: SPOILERS. my tribute to the best movie of the summer. FM So hypnotizing.
markiplier: sleepyteafish: Any suggestions for Markiplier fanart things? Me on a mountain of nerds holding a flaming dildo sword riding a Pepe lion with gangnam style man as a cherub flying about me. @markiplier was this what you were thinking of?
weaving-lyrical-magic: TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON ♥ ((you all better come back with some amazing tales))
epictones: Commissioned work for Matt RX. You can find my commission info here if you’d like to order a piece for yourself.
aeolusxxx: Bad timing Remember, kids. Always knock before entering your parents’ bedroom. You never know what you might find. Davey learns this lesson the hard way!
//SCREECHES LIKE A DYING WOMBATLOOK AT THESE CUTIE PIES I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I DIDN’T SEE YOU AT THE CON OH MY GOD OH MY GOOODDDDDDDor maybe it was good that i didn’t see u bc i probably would’ve like kidnapped you
And the worst part is… You don’t even know
fredscience: [image]Maud Menten: What, like it’s hard?If you’re anything like me, you got through the (admittedly fairly boring) unit on enzyme kinetics in undergraduate biochemistry without ever realizing what a fascinating person was behind those
collegehumor: Almost Reading - The 10 People You See At Every Midnight Movie Screening [Click to continue] Warning: Seeing The Hobbit at midnight might lead you to ask “What in Middle-Earth is wrong with some people.”
geekeryandhockey: Gotham Ladies Jewelry! Accessorize with your favorite Bat Lady! Handmade; upcycled, and one of a kind! Find these and more over at my Etsy shop! Wiccy Creative If you like what you see, please reblog and share with your friends!
nikanono: I can’t believe you beat me to it Just some heart warming stuff for you nerds! I had some dialog planned but i thought it would go better without words. I also wont be posting as much comics after this because im starting school tomorrow.
shippingdoctors10and11: May the Timey-Wimey be with you by medli20 on deviantart
stable86: I don’t have any shekels to give and idk what to give you, so here is Jerky being her dumb dyke self as usual you nerd.- Replica #381
Look at this little nerd who only appears in one panel of my school comic
juan-republic:burningdownthehouse: weaving-lyrical-magic: TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON ♥ ((you all better come back with some amazing tales)) This post is like reading an inscription carved into a bathhouse wall during Pompeii’s
davidtalaskiillustration: Bulbasaur for Sketch Dailies. I’ve been doing the bulba-chant all day. You know which one….you nerds.
putthepromptsonpaper: “Sometimes you put a bunch of misfits together and you get a family. Sometimes you get a bunch of assholes.”
aureat: pornopuffgirls: if you hesitate to kiss a girl after she sucked your cum up you need to put your clothes on and go home because you’re a child indie
reveriecandles: Who’s excited for Easter? I know I am!If your looking for a sweet treat thats that bit healthier for you (!) why don’t you try our Almond Macaron or New York Cheesecake candles…Or both??You can’t eat these, but, I can’t think
thatdrumcorpsguy: m-arcanine: thatdrumcorpsguy: If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it. Time to fuck a blender wait no
indie-love-scene: ohmyprettydarling: am I the only one that thinks “I love you.” & “I’m in love with you.” are two totally different things “I love you” means your heart has made a connection with that person. “I’m IN love with
horanforirwin:I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world is okay
nataliaquerida:ourheartsarewildcreatures:Avoid people who:mess with your head.can’t and won’t apologise sincerely.expect you to prioritise them but refuse to prioritise you.intentionally and repeatedly do and say things that they know upset you.5.
drgnfckr:if you haven’t been addicted to anything or haven’t had someone you’re close to be addicted to anything you lead a very privileged life and i would recommend keeping your mouth shut on how to deal with it Yes! 100% yes! I’m so tired
yruos:Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way
roleplayingconfessionsfromrpers: You asked my opinion and I gave it to you. You then called me a heartless bitch afterwards. What else was I supposed to say?
extrasad: I JUST WANNA GET HOT CHOCOLATE WITH YOU AT SOME CUTE DINER AT 3 AM AND DRIVE AROUND WITH YOU AND TALK ABOUT DUMB STUFF AND KISS YOU
sweet-montage: you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on
lightheartedsuggestion: You don’t always have to smile. Let yourself grieve, let yourself hurt. Understand it. Come to peace with it and in time you will smile brighter than you ever have before.
noregretsjust-love: Here’s the thing about being pro-choice, you don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro-choice. It is not called pro-abortion. Pro-choice simply means you understand that you can not make such an intimate decision for
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