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“Yeah yeah, give me a second, you horny bastard. Nobody fucks me harder than you, little brother, so I gotta take this shit off my neck so it’s not hitting me in the face five times a second.”
Holy shit those tits are begging to be slapped around, clamped, tied and jizzed all over. I’d be happy to oblige you busty little slut
pumpkinsinclair: robotjoe: the-goddamn-doomguy: strafegame: POST EVERYWHERE! NO PLACE IS SAFE! STRAFE® WHY DIDN’T YOU LISTEN TO YOUR FAMILY, TREVOR?! YOU DUMB LITTLE SHIT! I want to get me some Strafe too. This game looks rad as hell! PLEASE
Scream all you want you miserable little shit! It’s SUPPOSED to HURT!
“C’mon, sweetie! Open your mouth! Swallow mommy’s milk!! Don’t waste it! Fuck! It’s everywhere! Looks like you’re better at catching mommy’s piss, huh, you little piece of shit!! I know what I have to do now <Giggle>“
christmas-in-compton: I’m a ruthless villain, Cold tearin’ shit up, Don’t come on my face, Pumpin’ no kind of junk, Eazy-E’s in control, And if you press your luck, I’ll smoke you like that, And won’t give a fuck. ~ Eazy E
fancywallpaper: a-little-more-sonic: the-timetravelers-girlfriend: doctor-shawn-potter: babylightmyfire: iwasasquirrel: soapiie:kristenhasswagga:marshmallowdreamz THEN YOU CAN STARVE YOU UNGRATEFUL SHIT
hornyforincest: “Yes, bro, piss! Damn, I love hot piss on my balls!”“Oh, yeeeeeaaaah! And I love unloading every last drop on you, little brother! Fucking, shit! I’ve been holding it since morning just for your thirsty balls!”“You gonna
thetomhiddlestoneffect: Loki, you cheeky little shit. Also, I lol’ed. He even shakes his head in disgust like, “OMG I can’t believe I’m working with you assholes.” They should have kept this scene in the movie. (source gifs: http://lokiofasgard.tumblr.co
It’s that time of the year again, when pieces of horseporn fall out of my desk just because I tried to find a new sheet to draw on… If you’re a new follower this will be new to you. (no shit)Last year I was hosting a little auction
lockedbyboyfriend: 52 days, I am so hony. You’ve been a right little shit. Time to put you back in your place.
dom-wolfy: girlwhoposts-x:When daddy is about to scold you but you do something cute to distract him Rotten little shits.
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tipsyimperial:It’s an adorable photo set until you realize that this is exactly what the little shits do while you’re getting dressed to go to work.They love to rub it in.
perfectsymmetry-envied: Fuk you, you cute little shit omg
steakpanties: why are children so mean??? like those little shits will not spare you, they’ll straight up go “why your hair so ugly?” or “your makeup looks funny” tHEY WILL DRAG YOU THROUGH THE FUCKING DIRT WHILE HOLDING A FUCKING CAPRI SUN
This was almost my wife’s exact response when I proposed. Her exact words were “You sneaky little shit.” I finally had to ask her if that was a yes, to which she responded, “Of course!” I love you Babe.
asksn0wdrop: rebeccatheassassian: asksn0wdrop: rebeccatheassassian: asksn0wdrop: rebeccatheassassian: asksn0wdrop: Me without glasses were contact to ..YOU ARE MOAR PRETTY THAN ME. ;U; I’M AN UGLY LITTLE SHIT ;W; No you not I bet your pretty
chimamire-no-bara: kepttheskin: eleanortwigby: Argh aneurism. AS IF YOU’D DENY IT ANYTHING TAKE MY FOOD TAKE MY POSSESSIONS TAKE MY BLOOD YOU CUTE LITTLE SHIT Aww :3 It’s Hide-Zou! ♥ XDDD (don’t mind my own jokes)
unordinary-girl: just because a girl is bitchy doesn’t mean she’s on her period maybe she just doesn’t fucking like you or you’re being an annoying little shit Or maybe she’s just bitchy. Period.
batorbear: tomaseus: duster100: http://duster100.tumblr.com/archive this picture drives me crazy You put Viagra in my coffee again, didn’t you? Ya little shit.
@gunblades oh you got time to blog shit on tumblr but not be in the group chat you little rodent? im gonna stick your face in a rattrap.
uncreativeart: for otterystbarts OUO this is the closest you’ll be getting to porn out of me you silly little shit
issiekay: okay everyone’s all gung-ho about reblogging artists and everything and that is GREAT don’t get me wrong but as an writer, can we get a little love too? If you read our shit on tumblr and liked it? REBLOG IT.Ao3? KUDOS. Hell, really fucking
*snickers* Oh boohoo the wall was broken? Each time you hallucinate shit you little bitch I’ll just laugh my ass off like I did just now.
ambersdirtyworld: This is something I would do. Especially the part where she grows impatient with his futile hands on her clit, and decides to use all of him and man handle the little shit head. If you can’t get me off, you’re gonna get hurt.
no you can’t you adorable little shit
ikedayusa: How could you, Ramesses? I trusted you. that little shit.
neyruto: allonsy-with-mylove: neyruto: why is everyone screaming about doctors? theres so many doctors in the world. theres a hospital full of doctors just down the street just pick one of those You don’t understand you uncultured little shit
trogdorthe-burninator: youarefuckingmajestic: IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
giveme-yourhand: Okay but I can go from the most innocent little shit who’s scared to kiss you to slamming you against the wall and making out with you in a public restroom
plant-strong: jvhdior: Dear Fat Vegans, you’re doing it wrong u fucking fat fuck!!!!! Xoxo Dear tumblr user jvhdior, you’re doing it wrong, you bottom-feeding, body-shaming, antagonistic little shit. xoxo ^^^preach. fat vegans rule
youarefuckingmajestic: IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
stopnodontstop: “Good job, son. Keep it nice and wet like I told you. Now I think what I’m gonna do for you today, I’m gonna get a little shit on it, I want you to get used to the taste of your ass… I’m gonna be doin’ a lot of back and
IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY YOU MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT.
Tumblr just makes you hungry and horny and little bit sad but then you see like some fucking weird gif then you’re happy again
healingsuggestions: you will find your home, you will find your place. you will find your people. give it a little bit of time but it will happen.
lilborderlinecupcake: how do you explain to someone that you don’t want to die but existing is just a little too hard for you right now
Leg is killing me and she’s getting away with using it as a pillow… You’re lucky I love you freya you adorable little shit
fagborntoserve:dudenova:“You’re disgusting!”“I know, Master…”“You know shit, fag! Your little weak brain can’t even imagine how much disgusting you are!”
niggasandcomputers: niggasandcomputers: * when you see your ex-wife at your son’s game when you knew you suppose to have him this weekend* “I knew Karen would pull some shit like this”
When you lose a best friend, it’s worse than breaking up with a boyfriend. Because you lose more than a heart, you lose a little bit of yourself.
thick-nena: Hispanic parent logic: you should be able to cook an entire feast by the age of 10 and pay for your own shit by 18 but you are NOT allowed to sleep over at a friend’s house that’s the rules you little bitch.
nsfwdomi: cunnuligus2: Beautiful Body 🙌😍 What the hell is this little shit’s problem? You can just reblog pictures like every other normal person. Fuck you for reuploading just so you could get more followers or whatever bullshit ass excuse
snoipahkat: -petrichor: kid-down-undah: shoujokay: Excuse me, do you want me to dump all your tea again? Arthur baby, stop desecrating that founding document right now. Oh England, you naughty~ england you are just a pissy little shit sometimes
fawnbabe:well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doorsrespectful boys who spank you til you’re bruisedcalm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you
kankri-senpai-noticed-you: SHIT! IM LATE FOR WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE 50 SHADES OF NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO DOOT DOOT SKULLTRUMPET A MAKING MY WAY NEPETA IS DEAD [MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN THE AHH YES THE SCALENE
1. Your stupid laugh 2. Your smell 3. Your hair 4. Your eyes 5. Your sense of humor 6. Your simplicity 7. The way we made it through many years8. The way you try when you fuck shit up 9. The little details 10. You’re not afraid to hurt my feelings
