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You know you are not a prude when you keep tattered jeans because you keep telling yourself “someday I might need to entice someone…” 8===D———{ Wetiquette
You know you’re taking a good selfie, when you find yourself getting wet from your own reflection. Oh, and narcissistic autoerotic slut #2 (yellow pants, ridiculous boobs), you’ve run out of toilet paper. 8===D———{ Wetiquette
You know this is what you want, for me to choke you hard whilst I squeaze your exquisite breast and pound your amazing pussy as hard and deep as I can.
You need to be punished Kitten, go wait for me on the bed. You can choose the form of punishment that you know deep down you deserve. Don’t disappoint me.
You can breathe when I permit you, you dumb fake titted whore.
You can cry, gag and moan all you like princess. I know you love it when Daddy uses your throat like its your pussy. Hard, fast and balls deep.
You want it harder do you?
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You know you want a real man inside you sissy… Reblog if you do!
You know you're probably wasting your night when you're considering contacting the guy you used to be really close with in your junior year of high school.
You know you’re a cumslurping little pig, don’t you? Then you’ll look like one. Now get on all fours and beg me to make you squeal, piggy.
You know you won’t be able to avoid asking her more and more questions, no longer mad at her, unequivocally curious. And she’ll see what hides behind you questions, and finally she is going to drop the big question: what would you do if she
You know you deserve being a cuckold, don’t you?. If you cannot fuck your wifeproperly, you end up eating another man’s cum.
You had no idea about your wife’s visits to this club, had you? Well, now that you know, you can either accept it fully or leave forever.
You know you deserve a spanking… I’ve got one waiting for you right here: “Daring Me to Spank You in the Middle of Dinner”
You know you want to…Now, you’ve got the perfect roommate to encourage you to….Come, and play with me!
You know that moment you start to rethink all those mimosas you downed right before the 10 mile bike ride? Yeah. HAPPENING. ~Bunny
You know you don’t have to jerk off to internet porn anymore. You can look at all the porn you want while I suck your cock though.
You know you’re teasing me while Slapping your dick on my pussy..but you can tell I like it but how wet I am when you finally slid in.
you know you're stoned when you realise you forget to butter your bread but have already made your sandwich, so butter the outside of the bread.
You know you guys are great, you make me feel good. You're all fab, well maybe not all but a lot of you. Thank you guysss
You know you were a shy, sensitive boy, because you were never interested in breasts, asses, or pussy. No, you were always interested in cocks, and the hunks they belonged to. The Masochistic Emasculation Fetish reddit group
You know you and your childhood best friend were shy boys, because you both had a heart-shaped framed photo of you two kissing in your bedrooms ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
You know you should have expected this reaction. It is not like she didn’t plan it with her girlfriends ahead of time. Plus she knew how much guilt you had to overcome before the girls teasing you made you cave in and think completely with your
You know you have not earned any mercy from me. You will accept all women as your superior. You will learn the pleasures of serving as a tool for the desires of others. Punishment is both a method of helping you learn and a fulfillment of others desires.
You can almost hear the sloshy milky sound as you watch it… and you know you’d just love to feel that load go down your throat as you swallow it. Swallow now.
You know you’re getting older when your chief reaction to this is “Oh no honey, she is fucking you over. Can’t you just go for that nice roleplaying girl at school?”
you know you’re addicted to a series when you start to organize your time according to the number of episodes that you can see…
You know you’re old when you see an ad for a 128G SD card… and you’re just like “Fuck… I remember when my PC had 500M… and I was super impressed by it…”. XD
I’ll tell you half the story, the rest you fill it in Long as the villian win I spend Japan yen, attend major events
You and I are the last two people on earth. As we cure leather for clothing, you decide you’ve had enough of my shit and bash my head in with a rock, you posistion yourself over my body and howl at the moon. the world is finally yours.
you know a hard and simple fact of life a lot of people gleefully ignore? The world doesn’t owe you shit. and alive or dead it keeps on spinning. as soon as you accept and love this fact you will be infinitely happier.
You Know You're Trans* When: #1682 You watch Axis Powers Hetalia and wish you had been alive during World War 2 so you could've disguised yourself as male and joined the army- just to be called by the right pronouns.
You Know You're Trans* When: #1678 Your doctor tells you that you might need surgery to remove the benign growth that has taken over most of your breast and that the surgery might cause “Cosmetic unpleasantness” aka Flatness, and you get totally excited!
You Know You're Trans* When: #1660 You get depressed when you realize that you’ll never wake up with morning wood.
You know you're an Anime* when: You look at yourself in the mirror and can't bare to go to middle school that day because you are just too kawaii
You know you're a butt* when: You fart and it makes you cry because you ache to not be a butt
You Know You're Trans* When: #1766 You give food, change, or cigarettes to any homeless person who calls you by your preferred pronouns and pointedly ignore the ones who read you as your assigned gender.
You Know You're Trans* When: #1758 You have an exchange student from China and are secretly happy when they mess up on their English and call you, 'he", "him", or "boy."
You Know You're Trans* When: #1717 You base the amount of money you are going to tip your waiter according to which pronouns they use.
You Know You're Trans* When: #1746 When you learned that phone radiation can potentially cause cancer, you kept your phone in your binder. Even when it isn’t scientifically proven.
You Know You're Trans* When: #1934 You never throw anything away without first thoroughly inspecting it to see if you could pee through it.
You Know You're Trans* When: #1905 You are so conscious of proper pronoun usage that you correct your friend when they misgender your car.
You Know You're Trans* When: #1887 You get incredibly excited when you realize a food you like has soy in it, regardless of how minuscule the amount.
You Know You're Trans* When: #1885 You're constantly being questioned why you keep using the disabled toilets.
You Know You're Trans* When: #1871 You're a guy and you can pee and tie your shoe laces at the same time, if you so wish.
you know you’re finally a “photographer” when you wake up to sunrise light steaming in your room and even though you’re dead tired and only got 4 hours sleep you get up and shoot tf out of it anyway
you know you are doing it wrong when your healer is screaming at their screen, "fuck you, you fucker i'm gonna kill you" while healing you
You know you're getting amazing dick on the side when the guy you're with doesn't even make you cum unless you think of something else.
You know you’re an adult when you wake up on a Sunday morning and realize you can have ice cream for breakfast, and nobody can stop you
You're a proper little slut, aren't you?
You know you’re attached to someone when you’ve gotten so used to talking to them on a daily basis and they’ve become a part of your happiness. But when you guys don’t talk, it’s like a part of you is gone and you just start to miss them uncontrollably.
You think you know darkness? you don't... darkness is not a thing or being. It is something you feel within your soul down to your very bones. You either accept it or you don't.
:You’ll reblog this.Not because I’m making you, although I very well could.But because you simply want to spread my joy to everyone you know!You do want to make people happy, right? Then *snap* Obey!
If you find someone’s personal profile that you know ~in real life~ and either A) shame them for the content or B) tell others when you have no business doing that, you are the LOWEST kind of person when it comes to social norms. So it’s totally fine
