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what do you think makes a sissy happy? The obvious answer is a hard strong thick dick….Do you know what makes her even more happy? two dicks oh yeah…you got it right…
“you know what, bitch, I’ve just pissed on your ancestors, destroyed your bloodline, ruined your family, and murdered all the white children you could have given life to ….. so what are you saying, slut ?”“….. please …. just
You know that your wife’s body language is blatantly telling him, “I’m available, would you like to fuck me?” And you know what follows, her legs parted for him, his big cock entering her pussy, her loud moans as he fucks her, and another long
You saw the video and the attached message, “do you know what happens to hubbies who spend a lot of time watching cuckold websites instead of fucking their wives? Well… It’s time you know that your boss has been fucking your wife every
You know what’s coming… how much fun we always have together.Today, I wanna compare YOU to my ex… we both know who’s got the best cock!!Come, and play with me…
You may not look like what society defines as beautiful, but society is wrong. You are so beautiful. The idea that you have to eat nothing and force yourself to be thin so people will like you is killing people. You know what is beautiful? You. The real
To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:
You’re doing this because you’re scared to death, like the rest of us, that you don’t matter. And you know what? You’re right. You don’t. Birdman (2014)
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You know what really pisses me off? When guys act like sweethearts in the beginning when they’re chasing after a girl. But once they have the girl, the guy starts to treat the girl like shit. Seriously, what the fuck? If you tried so hard to get her,
You know what your problem is? You get attached, fast. And once you're attached to someone, you do everything you can to please them and make them happy. It's never been about what you want, it's always everyone's needs before your own. You give out too
super-galaxy-gurren-lagann: just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is
Kyle: Can you get us in?Towelie: Yeah I know the code. *punches in buttons* That’s the melody to Funky Town!Kyle: Do you know the code?Towelie: Code to what?
You’re so immature. You know, dad doesn’t act this way. I’ll just say, “Dad, give me a few edges.” Or, “Dad, eat my pussy.” Or, “Dad, I want to see some guy-on-guy stuff.” And you know what he does? He obeys. He doesn’t talk about
You know what is coming. You know how it is going to feel. Yet you still want it. In fact you get wet between your legs just thinking about it. You are a painslut…my kind of gal. Do not feel shame nor guilt from this. It is perfectly OK. Just be
You know, sometimes you read stuff in comics that makes you stop, think, and also say “what the fuck”, i got one of those moments while reading hellblazer #100, this is where Constantine is in hell and he learns about the sins of his father, and
You know what I changed my mind. I don’t want to make sex videos for dudes I don’t know. I’ll only make a video for you if I follow your tumblr and you give me money. However depending on how much money you offer, I could change my
What in God’s name makes you wanna eat ass? What makes you think “you know what I wanna do? Lick that person’s asshole”? Please explain. Sincerely, a gay boy PS, this is NOT gender or sexuality exclusive aka this goes for EVERYONE
gay-lawyers: gay-lawyers: gay-lawyers: You know a few different times I’ve been asked what my biggest regret in life is and I usually say “I don’t know” but that’s a lie. A fat lie. My biggest regret is one time in 7th grade I broke a glowstick
You know what? I was thinking of unfollowing some of you jagoffs, but I’m gonna do what my girlfriend does. I’m gonna keep some of you as a constant reminder that there are people doing far worse than me. Now instead of getting angry and tired of
you know, women are more honest when they commit adultery. having sex with a married woman you know what it is. you don’t get the opportunity to be attached cause she makes it clear it’s just sex. so when youre in the bedroom and she lays the pictures
when you have absolutely no appetite and you didn’t eat anything but a few bites of chocolate yesterday and only had a hot chocolate today so you know you should really eat something but nothing sounds good and nothing agrees with you and everything
you ever randomly write something when doing an initial draft and you go “hm you know what we’re gonna roll with it” bc that’s what happened to me today and guess what? suzie q and caesar made out once or twice within the universe of this fic.
You know what? This shit needs to go under the cut. Click for hilarious raging.So ROM. When I found myself in Sograt Desert, I heard this teeny tiny voice inside my head telling me that I’m not so sure if I wanna proceed into Morroc. You know when
magical-history-genius: michelleisnotonfire: theonewhowrites: loki-dokey: postordiea: bendydicks: You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling.And the rest of us who aren’t from
you know what sucks realizing that no matter what you do, or what happens to you you’ll never be as cool as fox mulder
you know what AvastI like how you protect my computer for freebut I don’t like how you suggest “bad guys” are spying on my internet usage every time I look at pornguess what I can think with both heads at once your marketing strategy is nothing
what if that Detective Pikachu game is like Felidae, just with Pokemon instead of cats
what the hell is going on here? why are all the talented and gifted and blessed 1’s dying? i mean you know what the fuck? -inhales and exhales deeply- r.i.p. to Gord Downie of the Tragically Hip. you WILL be missed
koujaku killed his mom
juniperarts: If you guys did not see this coming I don’t know what to tell you. I used this edit by the lovely ohlookitscazz for reference.
whats-a-queen-without-a-king: shining-magically: attack-on-sarcasm: residentdemonhunter: poordork: babyanimalgifs: Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before Wtf what the FUCK SPONGEBOB WAS RIGHT! is it not common knowledge that
NEVER ENOUGH JINX Patreon First part of the NSFW first strip of my first Milestone reached on Patreon! (Omg, 3 firsts XD) If you like it and want this strips to continue, consider supporting me on Patreon! At least look the rewards ;///;
In my inbox, tell me what fictional character you would ship me with.
You listen to me. Every single one of my followers. I may not talk to you every day. I may not RP with you. I might not even know you beyond an icon and a URL. But you know what? You're important, you're special, and I care about you. I promise
you know what's nice? is when people remember. it doesn't even have to be the small things. because when they remember it's like you know that they actually care.
You know why I'm here and you know what I like...
You know what's awkward? Seeing someone you used to be close to, but don’t talk to anymore. You kind of just look at each other, and maybe say hi, or just walk away and pretend you never saw them. You act like you never even knew each other to begin
you know what I absolutely fucking hate when people chose a person over you and then when they have no one else they come running back to you. no, fuck you. fuck you for not being there for me when I needed you. fuck you for never making an effort to
scarecrowartist: bekkaa: sweeter-than-tea: Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will
you know what I like? classy nudes know what I don’t like? unnecessary and excessive porn blogs.
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Literally every word can be a euphemism for “weed” if you use the right tone of voice. “Yeah let’s uh.. Get some of that ‘rear view mirror’.. If you know what I’m saying”
You have been in my dreams lately.You always are.I cannot get you out of my fucking head. I miss you so fucking much. But, I can’t talk to you.I wouldn’t know what to say. I fucked up everything.I’m so lonely without you. I need you.I
You Got What It Takes, You Know What I Want.
you know what reaaaally sucks? YOU becoming more perfect and knowing the words to Konstantine and me realizing that I am a stupid helpless girl. ): the more I learn the more I feel that this is ridiculous. why you, why this song.
you know what sucks? liking a guy you think you can’t have… I really wanted to hate you, but as I learned more, I started to like more. Get what I’m saying? I’m usually not the type of girl to admit this so quickly, but I
you know what’s ironic? I haven’t cried about anything that had happened the past few weeks… with my family and my grandma and all the stress everyone has. not once. but when you worry me, I cant help it. I wish you could only see what
You know what'd be nice? Someone to be scared of losing me, just as much as I am of losing them. I need someone to care enough to not let go. I need to feel needed every so often too, you know.
You know what. I’m so close to just giving up. If I don’t make you happy then just leave. I have my own problems. And I’m obviously not what you want.
you know what totally sucks when you realize that you like somebody way more than they like you and even if it’s in a totally platonic way it still makes you feel awful because you’re probably just annoying them and how often you think of them is
you know what sucks? when you become friends with someone or someones and you have all these butterfly feelings about how you’re so glad you met them cause they’re so nice and cool to you and they tell you the same thing back and you think
You know what makes perfect sense? Your account gets overdrawn, so then you get charged an insufficient funds fee. YOU KNOW I HAVE NO MONEY. WHY ARE YOU CHARGING ME FOR IT. For fuck’s sake. I hate banks.
you know when there’s just so much stuff you want to get done and you don’t know where to start from so you kinda just stare at it and don’t do anything
You know what’s crazy? Knowing your phone won’t go off all day or night because you’re not the one to initiate conversation….
