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You can choose to live in denial if you want…But deep down, you know what she’s preparing you for.
You went to church with her for years. The pastors daughter. She was the perfect girl for you. Then you asked her to be your girlfriend. She said yes. Little did you know what an Alpha Cock slut she was. Oh, and she turned you into a cock sucking faggot.
“You know what I’m looking at right now?”“What’s that..Mmm uhh!!…?”“The next hole I’m going to fuck”
You know what is expected of you, Do not disappoint me.
“You know what to do - squeeze them.” I ordered, in a whisper. “Squeeze them.” She obeyed. No hesitation - she knew what to do. As her forearms scoped up the sheer weight of her fleshy tits, they rose and joined in a rosy mass. Her nipples were
You know what’s really funny about this is that if you replace the headline with New York City teacher sleeps with student you still go oh OK I believe that. #haha #funny #instagood #photosbyphelps #blondes #penis #selfie
You know what’s good with coffee on a Sunday morning? Porn. You watching me watching you watching porn.
You Think You Know what She Wants in the Bedroom but Do You Really?
You were having an attitude again. You know what happens when you act like a stuck up bitch. You get punished.
You know what happens on the nights your wife tells you to sleep in the guest bedroom, why she loves those nights so much, and why she wants him to fuck her and cuckolds you.
You know what you’re in for… you naughty, naughty boy….Come, and experience Christmas the way it should be. ;)
You know what’s funny its like 90% of you really wanted the blood-orange parody and so secretly did I so here you go. SNK: The Documentary will now be my life force so go ahead and just feed my brain. (Also, y’all don’t have to go anon when you
You know what? I’m gonna fuck you in the ass…And you’re gonna love it fuckin’ bitch.
You gotta pre-heat the meal before you dig in. if you know what i mean ;)
You really screwed up this time Carmine! Talking with the Feds? Really? You know what happens when you double cross the mob! So now Johnny says “Hey Carm…let’s go for a ride down to the club”. You get in the back…alone.
You’re doing this because you’re scared to death, like the rest of us, that you don’t matter. And you know what? You’re right. You don’t. Birdman (2014)
you-saucy-minx: You know what you get when you tease!
Posting these again tonight ‘cause if you know what she’s wearing then you know why.
You know what Mumford and Sons, why don't you name your album "Things Your Ex Would Say If He Had A Soul" or "Folksy British Suicide Note" or "Marcus Would Love You Right But You'll Never Meet Him" or "Boys Who Are Tall, Perfect, & Make Shakespeare Refere
You know what I like about chastity slaves like you? It’s the way you start to stutter… And the way your words skip a beat… And the way you gasp for air every few seconds when you see me like this. Now hold the camera steady and
you know, im having a real difficult time trying to pick between litten and popplio as my “main” first pokemon, and then sometimes i look back to rowlet and fall in love with him more than beforeand its almost 4am and this is what im up thinking
you know what is actually pretty neat and sort of fucked uplong time followers know me as “shy who does crazy fucking shit”but then i kind of conformed to tumblr standards and admittedly watered myself down and shit happens in lifeso now i’m thinking
You know when your too drunk when all you do is sneeze…. and need to change you pants cause you literally peed them…
you know what’s funny? when you are trying to tell your parents that you’re not okay, that you’re feeling suicidal, that you’re feeling lonely, and they just don’t even want to hear your voice anymore…
when you have absolutely no appetite and you didn’t eat anything but a few bites of chocolate yesterday and only had a hot chocolate today so you know you should really eat something but nothing sounds good and nothing agrees with you and everything
You know what I think RO Spot should try to make for their next plushies?The base homunculi. Y’know, Amistr, Lif, Filir and Vani. (I prefer the “cute” forms tho, as in the sheep, green one, blue owl and the jello blob. The others either look weird
You know what’s great? Watch a whole channel on SW cry about Fen Yang being OP. (Yes we know his passive can be annoying. Get a Tesarion and stop fucking crying.)
magical-history-genius: michelleisnotonfire: theonewhowrites: loki-dokey: postordiea: bendydicks: You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling.And the rest of us who aren’t from
You know what’s interesting to me? How the Diamonds seem to only have one Pearl. We know that Pearls are common, there’s “hundreds” of them, they’re considered replaceable, that they have servant functions (like cleaning and opening doors)
tincanopus: you know when you say the wrong word in a conversation and you think everyone will notice and make fun of you? and its like your worst nightmare? well that happened to mr misha collins and the word was ambivert
You know what will happen when you see my nipple, don’t you pet? That’s right, just slip into trance for me, don’t fight it, you love going so deep for me. That’s my good boy.
What does an orgasm feel like? How will I know if I’ve had one?
You know what's awkward? Seeing someone you used to be close to, but don’t talk to anymore. You kind of just look at each other, and maybe say hi, or just walk away and pretend you never saw them. You act like you never even knew each other to begin
you know what I absolutely fucking hate when people chose a person over you and then when they have no one else they come running back to you. no, fuck you. fuck you for not being there for me when I needed you. fuck you for never making an effort to
You’re a black woman but you are still straight. Don’t you ever fucking act like you know what I go through
scarecrowartist: bekkaa: sweeter-than-tea: Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will
you know what makes me feel the most stupid, is the fact that you promised me you wouldn’t leave me like he did. well then, where are you now?
what keeps my heart awake is colorful silence.
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Literally every word can be a euphemism for “weed” if you use the right tone of voice. “Yeah let’s uh.. Get some of that ‘rear view mirror’.. If you know what I’m saying”
You have been in my dreams lately.You always are.I cannot get you out of my fucking head. I miss you so fucking much. But, I can’t talk to you.I wouldn’t know what to say. I fucked up everything.I’m so lonely without you. I need you.I
You Got What It Takes, You Know What I Want.
you know what totally sucks when you realize that you like somebody way more than they like you and even if it’s in a totally platonic way it still makes you feel awful because you’re probably just annoying them and how often you think of them is
You are 100% FUBAR (F*cked Up Beyond All Repair). But you know what? You own it like a rock star, because you donated all of your f*cks to the hipsters at Goodwill.
you know what would be funny though is if you got up one morning and your guy is like “i made coffee for you” and you reply “i’m not thirsty right now, but thanks” and he puts the coffee in your hands and he’s goes ”no you have to
does anyone ever get a moment where you’re just sitting there and then suddenly mental images of your otp creep into your mind even though you were doing nothing prior to be reminded of them and you sob into your hands because of how perfect they
you know what a real sucky thing is? when you really looked up to someone who inspired you but then later feeling super awkward and almost tired of them because while their skills are great their personality is just…ehhhh to you and you’re
you know whats lame? when you sit down and get comfortable and then you feel like you need to pee 2 mins later
you know what sucks? when you become friends with someone or someones and you have all these butterfly feelings about how you’re so glad you met them cause they’re so nice and cool to you and they tell you the same thing back and you think
You know what’s really cool. Knowing another language other than English! Feels really cool just to switch languages mid conversation and idk that’s just neat.
you know what’s the most hilariously insincere thing in the world?when a guy is fucking you hard and fast for like 10 minutes, and he cums. he relaxes. he kisses you, and asks if you came. you say no. he looks scandalized, gasps, and says, “no?!
You know what makes me sad about old pictures? Knowing the animals in them are now dead 😢
You know whats funny That bismuth clip was sadder than the pearl one but we all know the pearl greg musical episode is gonna have at least one very messed up scene that will make a lot of fans cry.
You know what makes anxiety go away? Money. And if you believe money won’t make you feel good that’s only because you have enough to pay rent and buy meds and food. Just a thought.
You know what really sucks? When you confide in someone enough to admit you have severe trust issues and they do something hurtful which you confront them about, and they lie because they’re afraid of your reaction. That doesn’t fucking help, alright?
you know what’s the worst. being out in public w no bra and noticing girls/women stare at you hatefully because they happened to notice you’re not wearing a bra. the absolute worst. can’t tell you how many people with breasts I’ve
