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tearmaker: “So I come home and catch you flashing your tits to some loseron the Internet, huh? You know they are my property.  Very well. Since you want the world to see you, let’s take a proper pictureto spread around, shall we? Smile for
moiteangel: Just got home and let the girls hang free! Ahh, freedom! hanging free as they should be, you know they shouldn’t be in that bra ;)
Miosotis hardcore. When they hang down to the navel even when she’s on her back, you know they’re gigantic!
strapongirl: slingboy: Serious pegger Impressive ! You know they are a serious pool player when they bring their own stick.
solosexualboy: OMG, again little bro? Don’t you ever give that poor pecker of your’s a rest? You know, they’ve got this new invention? Called pussy. Duh! What’s that? You want to lick my feet while you beat off? What the hell, go ahead.
Seeing a 40+ year old man on Grindr is like having a neighborhood sexual predator: no one is going to get with you if they know who you are and what you look like
lightspeedsound:Ok if your introvert friend tells you “you don’t count as people” you know they will ride or die with you for life. Not counting as people is the introvert Platonic friend equivalent of getting married.
blytons: adult men that think they can shit on teenage girls who like one direction just for liking them
bankuei: hestmord: those damn irresponsible poors with their flat screen tvs and their cellular phones and their clothes The things you can afford… but you know… let’s just pretend they’re still paying late 90’s prices and in a booming economy
“If a friend will join you outside in the bitter cold to drink Fire-Water and chat together, you know they’re the kind of person you want with you on the battlefield.”
iamsissysamantha: YOU CAME OVER FOR DRINKS AND YOU WERE SURPRISED AT WHAT SHE WAS WEARINGAS THE NIGHT WENT ON THINGS GOT MORE INTERESTINGNOW YOU KNOW THEY’VE BEEN PLANNING THISAND YOU’LL BE SWALLOWING CUM
mordecaimakara: iloverennerhawkeye: chainofaffection: beyoncesugarbaby: licquoricebitch: chainofaffection: Have you ever come across a homeless individual and felt totally uncomfortable? You see them and you know they are in need, but you are not
just-shower-thoughts: You can measure how highly you think of someone by how furiously you start emergency-cleaning when you hear they’re coming over with little to no warning. The thought of me opening my door to ANY uninvited individualShoulda called
tea-in-the-tardis: morgrana: in-the-village-of-derwyn: morgrana: morgrana: for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications DON’T YOU DARE you know you secretly like it best use of
positivelypersistentteach: chromatographic: tacticalnymphomania: nellachronism: loveforalia: You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
wingsicle: a-bit-not-good-yeah: iknewiwasagoner: i’m sorry, but do you know where i live? do you? Everything is available in my country. sorry you were saying CLEARLY THAT EGG WAS MADE BY COMMUNISTS ARE YOU TRYING TO TURN US INTO COMMIES
heartatwork: lonelyy-depressed-girl: if I offered you ฤ, would you take it? How about if I crumpled it up? Stepped on it? you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why? Because it is still ฤ, and its worth
hellaoptile: you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine
yeigar: YOU KNOW WHATS HORRIBLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH. NOT A FUCKING “OOH ID PUT MY CHIP IN THEIR DIP” BUT A FUCKING CRUSH THATS SO STRONG THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM HUGGING YOU FROM BEHIND, AND PUTTING THEIR FACE TO YOUR BACK OR NECK. THEIR LITTLE
kaijueiga: melisusthewee: impossiblesouffleguy: Obviously you choose the TARDIS, with it you’ll go to all the other places… Also who in their right mind would open the door to Westeros? Do you know what happens in there? You die. That’s it.
veganhealthandfitness: if you have someone in your life who genuinely cares about how your day went, and listens fully to the fucked up shit that goes on in your mind, and answers your texts or calls you back, and lets you know you’re important to
horusskin:“bro do you lift”“yeah dude how did you know”“because you lift my heart whenever you’re around”“bro”
moancastiel: “You just lost one of the best friends you ever had, your brother’s in the bell jar, and purgatory’s most wanted are surfing the sewer lines, but you know, yeah, I get it. You’re fine.” OTP Meme | six moments [1/6]↳ Dean +
cut-throat-cry-baby: Listen straight girls , if you find yourself sexually attracted to Ruby Rose or Natalie Dormer or just the prettiest girl you know– and you talk about how you would “go gay” for her– I have four very important pieces of
wulphire: I don’t like how other people reblog stuff from other people when they could’ve got it from me like 3 seconds ago, I’m like screaming “YOU COULD GOT THIS FROM ME, MY BLOG IS PRACTICALLY FLAWLESS AND YOU’RE JUST OVER LOOKING”
breedpig: rickraunch: Like so many married men, you have a few fags you can “visit” on the way home from work who are only too happy to wait on you, serve you a few beers and relieve that pressure in your balls. You know they will drop everything
weedrichards: YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
iamsissysamantha: YOU CAME OVER FOR DRINKS AND YOU WERE SURPRISED AT WHAT SHE WAS WEARING AS THE NIGHT WENT ON THINGS GOT MORE INTERESTING NOW YOU KNOW THEY’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS AND YOU’LL BE SWALLOWING CUM
fuckyeaheda: You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
mrbluehat: Everybody tells you to use protection, to be safe, and be smart. And yeah, you know they’re being sensible, but you don’t want to fucking hear it. It’s boring. All you can think about is not using protection. How risky it is, how hot
mozzarellahighrise: when someone tells you their favorite candy, listen. write it down if you have to. remember it. when you know they’re having a shitty day, buy it for them. be the best human you can be; buy your friends their favorite candy when
litosts: do you ever get that feeling where you miss someone a lot and you think about them a lot but you know they dont think about you and you just end up feeling like an idiot or is that just me
arabfeetslut: Like so many married men, you have a few fags you can “visit” on the way home from work who are only too happy to wait on you, serve you a few beers and relieve that pressure in your balls. You know they will drop everything to take
humans-of-pdx:“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“ “What are you going to make with it?”“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to
sad-black: itsqueerlyhalloween: lesbianmccree: boganjunkrat: did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you perfect (bisexual) reblog if you are a perfect bisexual,
tittyphysicist: I love when a nigga look at you all mesmerized and shit. Not in a “I wanna fuck the shit outta you rn” way but in the way where you know they’re admiring you for everything that you are.Even though I like the former too.
vandisa: You ever meet some so meek and soft spoken, it kinda turns you on cuz you know they gotta nasty side and you want them to whisper nasty things in your ear.
normajeaned: You know, they ask you questions. Well, just an example: “What do you wear to bed? Do you wear a pajama top? The bottoms of the pajamas? Or a nightgown?” So I said, ‘CHANEL N°5,’ because it’s the truth! And yet, I don’t want
greencarnations:hipsterloli: Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport IF YOU ORDER A CAN OF BEER, THE WAITER WILL POUR IT FOR YOU AND THEN CRUSH THE CANFOR ห YOU CAN ORDER THE “WALL OF MEAT,” WHERE THEY STAND AROUND YOU
Liking someone really sucks because there are those moments when you think you have a slight chance but then the next second you realize how stupid you are and you know they’d never like you back.
crawdaunt:straightboyfriend: humorking: if you call yourself hot i will find you extremely unattractive no matter how actually hot you are why? is it because you’re scared of confidence? what’s wrong with someone knowing they’re attractive.
meinaldr: chanellekahkah: Long distance is hard but so worth it. So very worth it… When you find someone who is willing to stay with you even so far away, you know they legit like you and not just physical contact and it makes you feel so loved.
retreatinq: Liking someone really sucks because there are those moments when you think you have a slight chance but then the next second you realize how stupid you are and you know they’d never like you back.
tmpgifs: You know you’re right for someone when they force you to be the best version of yourself.
grbeexd: do you ever listen to your friends talking about their problems or their lives and your heart just fucking breaks because you you know they deserve so much more and you you can’t do a damn fucking thing about it
god damn i’m paranoid now that when i draw some su again the assholes who demanded it from me and told me to drop the ponies & whatever else just to cater to what they wanted are all gonna think i’m doing it for themi’m notto anyone who’s
prideinpassion: anotherdayforchaosfay: mamalizmas: dreamlightasafeather: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue