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spookyfandomsandfeelseverywhere: tabithashaw: ghastlywindatyourfeels: winter-quay: mattazys: pokeaday: This is what it looks like when you punch a haunted house actor in the face. Please keep in mind that we are people you paid to jump out and
stargiant: neeteryincorporated: Someone who’s never played M.U.G.E.N. before, explain what’s happening in this picture. reimu and pacman try to take one of those pictures where if you jump while it’s being taken, it looks like you’re flying
Hahahahahaha Link. You beautiful, time jumping, grandfather paradoxing son of a bitch. I love you. ^_^
fightingeldergods: “Believe it or not, I understand all that too well. Lost in time and space is my only abode, to be perfectly honest. As to why a young woman like you would be searching for an old and dusty alien like me, I cannot imagine.”
Realtalk if you could choose to learn either Nanto Suichoken or Hokuto Shinken which one would you jump at?
returnerofthesky: when you can’t jump so you gotta learn quantum physics
geibuchan: pyronoid-d: ebilflindas: Story time: when I was about 13, I got a network adaptor for my PS2. At the time, the Tony Hawk games had a thriving online community, and to fuck with people, I would create servers with names like FUN FUN FUN or
durbikins: targuzzler: targuzzler: Nintendo should have gone all the way and made mario run around with tighty whities and one ball sticking out and flopping around Tell me you cant imagine his smooth italian testicle swinging around with every jump
bubblepopmod: inkie-heart: bubblepopmod: inkie-heart: ask-frigiddrift: inkie-heart: Inkie playing smash You’re on! I’ve been beaten in cuteness!…and probably the battle is this a challenge Oh deer lord #you control the jumps #i do
kaalashnikov: do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety like they just DO THINGS without worrying about them first wow
I swear I’ll get this teenager to realize that you do not jump on tables and that you do not treat my keyboard as if it’s the fucking floor. I swear.
professionalcocksucker: Raceplay Rule #1Dont call a black woman nigger without her permission. You will get blocked! You will get jumped by her brothers or best friends in person ON SIGHT. Consent is REQUIRED. Consent is COMMON SENSE And more than that:
itsanearhatloki: at-boundary-conditions: what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus how many of you dumb fucks tried this
bubbleant: OMG LOOK! You jump through the hole, land on the bean bag, with a book that you picked on the hole, or pick a book downstairs, read…and AWESOMENESS! lol Or at least, that’s how I imagine it. I thought the same thing before I read your
Excuse you Google. Let me finish my sentence before you jump in there...
tsukikoneko: I’m so late on every fandom. You ever rewatch an old show or watch it for the first time YEARS after it ended? I do that all the time. It’s like you jump in on the fandom expecting a party when really it’s a room full of corpses
rure4me: 04.14.16 - You know you want to …… Jump on board !!!!!
greedsnotbad: luckied: What did I do? I thought I had heard Bradley. You jumped to conclusions. Allow me to explain something. Saying Bradley to me, is like Saying Lust to you. Envy to Roy, Hughes’ death to all y’all. Lust? Where? I
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: What did I do? I thought I had heard Bradley. You jumped to conclusions. Allow me to explain something. Saying Bradley to me, is like Saying Lust to you. Envy to Roy, Hughes’ death to all y’all.
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: What did I do? I thought I had heard Bradley. You jumped to conclusions. Allow me to explain something. Saying Bradley to me, is like Saying Lust to you. Envy to Roy, Hughes’
sexy-uredoinitright: quietcharms: sexy-uredoinitright: Beauty in chaos and absolute fear I will let you jump into my arms so you can appreciate it’s splendour without fear Miss quietcharms ! my hero!
loliclown: thelonelyscarecrow: mustardbloodedasshole: ghastlywindatyourfeels: winter-quay: mattazys: pokeaday: This is what it looks like when you punch a haunted house actor in the face. Please keep in mind that we are people you paid to jump
levirusclearlytripping: chodetown: well it’s close enough Trip stop complaining.
god bro you made me jump,,,,,,,,,,,, i want to stick it in you ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, go on then pull my trousers and panties down and slip it in while i do these spuds be quick though mom is on her way home
defilerwyrm: deerypoof: Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. To be fair, if a possum grabbed your face in pitch darkness, you’d probably jump like you were spring-loaded too.
thegoodhausfrau:When you jumped in first, I went in tooI’m with you even if it makes me blue So pretty
So if you ever tell me that one of my non-het pairings doesn’t work because they’re obviously platonic I will probably have an instant dislike for you. Reason being the amount of times random people asked me “is she your sister?”
lux-rae:you’ve heard of mom friends now get ready for: Anti-mom friend. they suggest every single impulsive thought that runs thru their head like “hey what if you jumped in that pond in the middle of the night” to the group while the mom friend
funkyacid: heres a bandwagon for all you aesthetic bloggers to jump on
I love how no matter how late it is, if I sound scared, Juvia jumps right up to see if she can help. I flipped out when the big flying bug made a reappearance but she was on that shit like white on rice.
googifs: If You’re Batshit Crazy & You Know It… Jump A Car!
punkybroodster:Your love is such a swamp / you don’t think before you jump / and I said I wouldn’t get sucked in…
hotpixel: #handdump #pocketdump #citizen #victorinox #altoids #fenixflashlights #countycomm #leatherwallet #everydaycarry #everyday_tactical If you haven’t jumped on the #handdump bandwagon yet, you should, because it is awesome.
jaclcfrost: lying about how you’re truly doing/feeling practically becomes an instinct after awhile tbh.. like after years of doing it you just automatically jump to saying “i’m better/fine/good/great!” whenever anyone asks for… multiple reasons?
dearscarlet: Dear Scarlet, Brooke and I took you to Big Truck last night. When we were walking out, without skipping a beat, you jumped up onto a table and started dancing. As much as I’m worried about your teenage years, I am so happy that I have
That awkward moment when you jump into a crowd and no one catches you
lowink: getting one really nice anon message and then never hearing from them again is like someone coming up to you and kissing you passionately and jumping off a cliff afterwards
getoutoftherecat: get down from there cat. you are not jumping out of the bathroom window because a) there is a screen in your way and b) it’s up very high and you are 16 years old.
imsoshive: When you jump in her DMS and her boyfriend reply to you
but if you jump off that roof you probably won’t live
dryveinsbrighteyes: Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”. ???: “You jumped high though.” Tyler: “I’m black.” Seriously though how the fuck do you
twerkbox: oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table, they just so happen to be LACED (PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE) WITH (JUMPS ON YOUR BODY) (SHAKES BUTT WITH EACH SYLLABLE) NITROGLYCERIN
neutrala: excuse you google let me finish my sentence before you jump in there rude
【MMD】RWBY - Landing Strategy Probably a good rule to go by: Should probably know where you’re landing first before you jump.Inspired by both the RWBY OP for V2 and the Let’s Play: GTA V - Splat X Animated by me! :)
At 384 followers!!! You guys are great, love everyone! please all of you jump in my bed now! K thanks!
devotionaltraining: fantasiesofrape: The “one-bar prison” is a beautifully efficient method of restraint. You can’t jump because bending your knees involves forcing the cold metal tip into your cervix. You can’t bend over to reach the locking
ralphisthedaddy: I know, I know princess Daddy always cums in your princess parts. But this time Daddy wanted to see his cum all over your pretty princess body. I wanted you to feel my hot cum fall on your skin and watch as you jump as each squirt
obliviatemariaobliviate: rlystoned: darkfuse: this just gives me the chills your body goes into shock and you can’t move any of your limbs when you jump to your death. The Golden Gate Bridge Suicides - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnpb_Q4osyY
hotselfieheaven:I know you wanna get in this boat with me! What are you waiting for? Jump in!🇺🇸 hotwifetex 🇺🇸
lowink: lowink: getting one really nice anon message and then never hearing from them again is like someone coming up to you and kissing you passionately and jumping off a cliff afterwards this post has ruined my life
angie-collective: jen-iii I’m sorry for making you scream and cried during my livestream of the Slender game ; w; I AM A VERY LARGE BABY I DONT DO WELL WITH JUMP SCARES I am just glad I saved everyone’s eardrums from my manly screams of anguish
Ya know, there’s just something about how Spinel starts lightly jumping during the ‘let us adore you’ reprise that just makes my heart feel so light
