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princessoraclefindomme: I want you to lick the screen .Lick it idiot. Show me how fucking stupid you get when you jerk that tiny penis. No matter how much you stroke and try to get hard, it is always floppy with no stiffness.Your dick is ashamed of
edohio: And you wonder why your Mom is sore after you visit. that’s a forearm you are shoving in your little mother as hard as you can all afternoon son, stop grinning like a idiot it hurts!
dboybaker:When you finish leg day and all your bloods in your legs so you whack the top of your head really hard on shit because you can’t function and you’re an idiot.
iaimaimiwhoami: “You’re an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you’re a liar too”
Pete Carroll, DunceYou have one of the best running backs in the game of football, it’s second and goal from the one yard line, and you call a pass play?!?! You fucking idiot! What the hell were you thinking?!?! Congrat-u-fucking-lations Pete, you
hatefuckingforbeginners: I know you’re an idiot, but try to keep things in proper perspective, whore. You’re just a woman. Even if you live a thousand years, you’ll never, ever have anything better to do with your time than bounce your tonsils
I hate when you lose your breath when your crying and people ask you what's wrong and when you try to talk while your panting and sobbing you just sound and look like an idiot.
coleslaws-blog: I don’t think you’re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements that are ridiculous about you. Your mother’s pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever’s in your
the-unpopular-opinions: If you hate Rebecca Black you are an idiot. So the girl sang a bad song a couple years, so what? If you honestly HATED her for that, you’re a heartless bastard. She now has a youtube channel and if you take the time to watch
dlittleone: mattandkaz: #you may think this is normal #but you’re creeping the rest of us out #you and your ~in sync moves #idiots #HONESTLY SCARY #ALSO THEY FINISH EACH OTHER’S SENTENCES ALL THE TIME #JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT TOO
keepthefaitheveryday-bbg: fangirling is painful and i mean literally. you know that feel when you just want to explode and scream and climb the walls and lick everything but you can’t cuz you’d look like an idiot and it is all just bottled up inside
thisdaysux: You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…”
enigmamre: Imagine being like her. No one taking a word out of your mouth seriously. No one caring or asking your opinion. When you do speak the men taking to you with a condescending tone. Knowing that they think you are an idiot makes you wet, doesn’t
metafuneral: ajaxdotcom: metafuneral: teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out* that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein um..i think you made this up for
ironychan: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
Annie, you always looked like you considered those around you hopeless idiots. You always seemed bored. But there are times when even you liven up. It’s when you get to show off your hand-to-hand combat skills. You said it was just a stupid pastime
intelligent-fetish-girl: fakerbetterforever:Before your surgeries, did you ever think you could become the freak you are now? The huge fake titted idiot with massive, basketball tits blown up on her chest? Did you have other dreams that you’d be
mistressmabel-allthekidsagree: onthebackofa-hurricane: Fall out Boy - What A Catch, Donnie. “You know when you just have a friend? And they think they’re a loser, and you know they’re not a loser, and you’re just like hey. Idiot. This songs
“You’re an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you’re a liar too”
that-one-irish-idiot: bravadopinfire: shieldposts: Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever! Me: are you ok Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you. honestly
genderfluid-loki-and-trans-peter: the10ne1yweird0: skelefolk: murkmen: honestly if you wouldn’t bond with a symbiote you’re a fucking idiot, like you get unbelievably powerful and sexy and all you have to do is what? not go in fire or listen to
derinthescarletpescatarian:bastionkeeper:Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and
~Click for nsfw Johnlock~ “Idiot! You jumped into the Thames in mid January! You could have died!” “Well, you jumped in after me. What does that make you?” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is my johnlockchallenges valentines gift
rhiannon42: iapetusneume: HEY CNN ARE YOU HIRING IT APPEARS THAT YOU NEED SOMEONE TO ASSIST YOU IN READING MAPS I CAN READ MAPS I CAN MAKE YOU NOT LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT FOR GIVING BRAZIL AND RIO DE JANERO AN IDENTITY CRISIS PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHERE I CAN
bisexualfaithlehane: #root being ready to call shaw’s bluff until what the frickle frackle does this idiot think she’s doing#is she SERIOUS???? get back here you short shit you might be full of rage but you ARE SMALL#you cannot actually irritate the
xyessirx: You approached my limo in the middle of the night after leaving the club and asked for a “Ride home”. Silly little fuck toy, you must think I’m an idiot. I know exactly what you wanted. I saw you eyeing me the whole time in there but
khstar126: chipsprites: nepetas-chewtoy: Pikachu isn’t a starter… BAM Seriously… pikachu isn’t a starter? If you’re a fan you should know better. If you’ve never played or seen the show, you’d be an idiot
homerunsandhattricks: I think that everybody has that one hockey player who, immediately after they step onto the ice, you just break out into this huge shit-eating grin and you feel like dancing and you probably look like an idiot but you don’t even
bbehosier: What are you doing? You look like an idiot. Put your hand down. You’re not an officer. You don’t need to salute anyone. What a jerk that guy was.
donnajosh: Donna: I started working for you in February, this is April, and you’re an idiot. Josh: Well, you started working for me once in February, and then you stopped for a while. Then you started working for me again in April. That’s the one
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
maxgryson: Everybody hates being late to work. You get up when you’d rather be sleeping, then you probably eat breakfast before you’re really hungry, then you get in your car to drive before (you hope) everybody else does, and then some idiot decides
enchantress-of-the-mind:You think you’re smarter than Me? Babe. It doesn’t matter how smart you are. All I have to do is get you staring at Me, and I can turn you into a mumbling, drooling idiot.Just stare deeper and deeper. Feel yourself
queenhissah-missmagic:enchantress-of-the-mind:You think you’re smarter than Me? Babe. It doesn’t matter how smart you are. All I have to do is get you staring at Me, and I can turn you into a mumbling, drooling idiot.Just stare deeper and
fakerbetterforever: Before your surgeries, did you ever think you could become the freak you are now? The huge fake titted idiot with massive, basketball tits blown up on her chest? Did you have other dreams that you’d be a normal, real person
ilovewhitebbw: If you have pale white skin complexion and weigh over 250 pounds you are sexy. Don’t allow idiots to disrespect you. There will always guys like me to want to date women like you. You are a big beautiful woman so do not forget that.
a-degrader: “How devoted are you to Me, cunt?If you love Me, you will keep your legs spread so that I can hurt you where you are softest and most vulnerable, pathetic idiot slavewhore, until I get hard enough to sodomize another fuckpig.”
rockytop-liberty: “If you look back only at your mistakes, you’d think you were an idiot. If you look back only at your wiser choices, you’d think you were infallible. But if you look back on everything, you realize you’re a human being who has
petite-madame:Do you remember ? - (2020)- Do you remember when I told you I loved you?- I looked like an idiot, it was embarrassing.- I can assure, you didn’t. Ok, a bit. You looked like a deer in the headlights, but it was cute though.
fuckyesdeadpool: russianlolifort: If you think Deadpool is “pansexual” you’re a fucking idiot who doesn’t understand humor. If you don’t know Deadpool is pansexual you have to be illiterate so I’d like to formally congratulate you on being
litosts: do you ever get that feeling where you miss someone a lot and you think about them a lot but you know they dont think about you and you just end up feeling like an idiot or is that just me
AH/RT Meme » Eight Podcast Moments: #200 - Gus: I laugh when you say that, right, and I think a lot of listeners think like I’m laughing at you because you’re an idiot but no, I agree with you. You’re right, the sky is bigger than the ground
mclennonyaoi:mclennonyaoi:mclennonyaoi:if you sing an american idiot cover and you refuse to say faggot you’re horrible and boring and lame and i hate you i hate you i hate you. ok. well maybe i’m the faggot america. you ever thought of that.
calder:obsidian: so you spend the first act of the game tracking down this sleazy idiot who shot you in the face and buried you aliveme: can i gobsidian: yes obviously you can give him a footjob. you step on his dick and steal his gay robot and then you
did-you-kno: If you get blackout drunk, you don’t really forget the hours you spent acting like an idiot because there’s actually nothing to forget. Too much alcohol shuts down the part of your brain that records memories. That’s why you wake up
mademoisellekath: “How do you think your tattoos will look when you’re older, you would have to like… take your skin with both hands to see them, aren’t you worried?” GUESS WHAT? NO, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. This is how i’m going to look when i’m
unclefather: Don’t fall in love with me. I will take you to a museum and leave you there. All by yourself. You can call me and be mad and tell me to “come back and get you” but i won’t and you will call your mom and look like an idiot when you
WATCHING THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN OMG PRECIOUS BABIES RIDING ON DIRK’S ROCKET BOARD ROXY YOU ARE CUTE SO CUTE JANE YOU BIG GOOFBALL I LOVE YOU AND JAKE YOU FUCKING IDIOT BUT ITS OK BECAUSE I STILL LOVE YOU TOO EVERYONE IS TOGETHER EVERYONE IS
castielisinthetardis: lieutenantgeneralwinter: denglish-hetalian: idiotsonfb: idiots… an overly abundant resource on facebook. It even says it’s a picture at the top Oh my god… And thats how you confuse an idiot folks, lol
lagerthalodbrok: You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don’t be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to get you through the day, but when it comes
meandstherhythm: If Donald Trump wins, it will be the fault of every FUCKING idiot who pretended that both candidates were equally terrible. Y'all had the opportunity to get your head out of your ass. Still you chose to be a FUCKING idiot. Y'all fucked
