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zdartstuff: glorious-spoon: brewess: thespooniewrites: I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now Sensitive giant that loves to cuddle. They daydream about marrying you. Patient witch
-emmaaa: Tatiana: You can so easily get wrapped up in the awards and the accolades, or the critical response, or the criticism, or the praise, and lose sight of the fact that — you know, I’m an actor and my favourite thing in the world is acting.
cxpeland: Who gave you the right
mizshylock: itseasytoremember: my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like “oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’ Whereas you push little dogs
mielsalvatore: staylifted-livestoned: thickasschocolatemermaid: lowkey, the fact that we drink other animals milk is kinda gross whe you think about it I think it weird we drink human milk and then switch to animal milk Try vanilla almond milk ,
anniebasterd: caitlinturnsveg: If you are a smoker you are supporting this. Know the facts, do your research and buy brands that don’t test on animals. Beagles are one of the most loving and forgiving breeds. They are not an aggressive breed, because
felkina: “Mmm you humans are all the same, thinking with your rock hard cock… Rather then your brain.. Even if it feels good aren’t you worried that a monster girl is draining your balls off all its thick milk? Mmm every last drop… I can feel
americabymotorcycle: you humans think you are so amusing.
dramatical-tsundere:agentotter:islandofmisfitt0ys: deviantfemme: pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear
Hi Anon! I will definitely work on this for you! But I’m warning you right now - there is going to be serious drama/angst in this one as the topic is going to be quite sensitive for our OTP…
elizabethwolf: Hello!, I wrote this based on this! It’s more a drable than a fic, but well, I hope you’ll like it. Tittle: The scarf in the family. Paring: RivaMika Fandom: SnK x KnK crossover. Notes: I just love this crossover! Not a native english
“If you think it’s natural for people to sacrifice their own lives to save others, surely you understand that sometimes a single death can save many lives.” — Mikasa “The only thing we’re allowed to do, is to believe that
Why are you so scared? Relax. Everything about you is also me. All of it…existed inside of me.
aghostinhisdreams replied to your photoset: Oh damn, I really see the resemblance now. He… WHY MUST YOU GIVE ME THIS. NOW I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HIM IN YOUR DINNER-FIC, CHASING AROUND YAKIIMO “YOU DAMN GHOST CHINCHILLA!!#$(*_!@#09!”
kyojinreiner replied to your post:hello~ can you please show a timeline for your crossover fics so far?? I really want to read all of them in chronological order if possible so the connections are easier to understand. Thank you ^^ Oh my god when will
“Why are the two of you leaving us at a time like this…?” “We were never given the luxury of choice, Izumi. But you are strong…” “…so don’t give up.”
megillien replied to your post:By the way You know it’s bad when you’re dissecting the kanjis XD Other interpretations had Hiroomi = Guardian [lmao Levi WOULD], and Izumi = fountain.But yeah—protection/duty-moon-water[kinda beautiful what w/ how
aghostinhisdreams replied to your post: (not the same anon) and how do you think he would react to makoto? I mean, Makoto is literally the opposite of Levi in every aspect. Do you think he would be jealous that his first born child choose a person
findingschmomo: I JUST FUCKING REALIZED HARUKA IS BAITING MAKOTO’S FISHING ROD CAUSE THE DORK IS TOO FRICKEN SQUEAMISH TO DO IT HIMSELF LOOK HE CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT HES GOT HIS EYES SQUEEZED SHUT MAKOTO YOU’RE A FUCKING KILLER WHALE GOD DAMN IT
imagineyouricon: You have to wear the same clothes your current icon wears every day for the rest of your life! How screwed are you?
agentotter: islandofmisfitt0ys: deviantfemme: pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck
deniigisukarno: EREN FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME ARE YOU HUMAN OR ARE YOU TITAN I AM… *CROWD LEANS IN* DANCER
Friendly reminder that what someone may or may not eat does not have any affect on their worth as a human being
deebott: deebott: clarknokent: deebott: Victoria Secret Bruh…how did God let you escape? He told me to come down and check on yall then I saw how cute you humans are and stayed This was when I didn’t have my tats and like I wanna really take
urlannoying: “mr. president, you are obviously a giant lizard dressed as a person” “haha what a ridiculous accusation! i am just like all of you humans! i put my shoes on one claw at a time”
phobias: do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are
pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
I love insults where the person is just like “why don’t you go eat you fat cow” Because I’m just like…don’t mind if I do.
rawrsamsadino: ravenclawsdiadem: Stop. Adorable human being
dramatical-tsundere: agentotter:islandofmisfitt0ys: deviantfemme: pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to
agentotter:islandofmisfitt0ys: deviantfemme: pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck
dudewheresmypie: castiel-knight-of-hell: I can only imagine that the third gif is Cas processing all the sex scenes that are in books and movies Thank you for these tags: #so#much#sex#how do you humans get anything DONE?#and then the dawning of new
thecapablebroad: urlonotturno: Shepard in Mass Effect 1: Guys Saren is evil. Council in Mass Effect 1: Who the fuck are you? Shepard in Mass Effect 1 (later): Guys Reapers are coming. Council in Mass Effect 1 (later): Fuck you human bitch. Shepard in
did-you-kno: 12 Things You Didn’t Know About BeardsThe fact that men can even grow beards is probably due to sexual selection over thousands of years. Basically, beards exist purely because women dig them.Read More/SourceFact Source
savoirfairesuperhero: My family got a roomba for Christmas, and apparently you can name it on the app. My mom asked what we should name it. My first thought was ‘Stabby the Space Roomba’ I blame you, humans are weird fandom
:cleopatraphouse:::This owns idk if you guys can hear. They have a conductor to direct all the various humans creating banging noises I need a source or a band name or something, this is incredible
m2-b5: “You know what’s nice about being split up?”“What?”“I get to look at you.” Human Ruby and Sapphire bc I felt like drawing these cuties.
dramatical-tsundere: agentotter: islandofmisfitt0ys: deviantfemme: pratfall: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue
rahgot: guys… I just realized that the omnic from the Hero short is more human than most people out there… look at this he’s making the peace sign guys… he could have beat the shit out of those assholes (because he’s made out of metal you know)
soul-angelos: Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other.
“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
YES ALL CATS DO THIS! OMG “uh no you don’t control me, I control you, human.”
graciebn: jonborg123: ellie-abadeer: catgifcentral: I love you human, I won’t let go when people try to leave me @mewchamp look at this *glares at anti-social distant cat* this could be us but you playin’
runefist: fuck you cat! NO FUCK YOU HUMAN!
“uh no you don’t control me, I control you, human.”
kittievamp: Request: Mmmm you humans sure do love my demon pussy. Watch as I drain you of your seed!
doughnutunderstand: “just shut it all off, make the suffering disappear” Steroline, humanity switch
nuclearstar: theblackship: uniquefreakkk: reyes-t: forrestgumper: the0mega: YES ALL CATS DO THIS! OMG “uh no you don’t control me, I control you, human.” can someone buy me a cat now Can I be a cat now? I want a cat so bad
I am a sick and sad human being. I do not deserve anything good. I should die. I deserve to die. I want to die. I want to so badly, but still I stand here existing through time and space unable to. I need another being to love me despite all this, but
