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The last photo is the one that got all this started. I saw it and thought. “Cum Bath”. I even had a little thing to go with it. Very little. === “What is this?” she asked as he looked at her two husbands. “You said
quilsfm: incaseart: I wanted to be the first one to draw porn of her. Somebody in the /vg/ general beat me by 15 min. Damn it Tracer <3 >no Widowmaker You had 1 fucking Job, inCase.
Cause I love it when you can clearly tell that there’s no way she only had one boob job.
goose-gooseton-sfm: “That all you got?” First time using the love gravy stuff. Yes that other one had love gravy, but that was a particle system.
Bands Paying Fans: A New Low for Music? by Jay Hathaway If you had told me in the early 2000s — when I was still in high school and saving my summer job money to buy new CDs — that indie bands would one day pay fans to listen to their music, I would
siegewaifus: Ash TitjobLike I mentioned before, here’s more Ash. I mentioned I had some surprises, right? The first one is that I managed to remove her racoon eyes (if you’ve seen her without the sunglasses before, you know what I’m talking about).
Hey filmfuckers, did you know? Jack Nicholson, as effervescent as he is, once had a job answering Tom and Jerry’s fan mail. Am I the only one who can picture him replying with “Dear Ndugu, my name is Warren R. Schmidt.”?
This is a commission for Cobalt Flash. This is my first art commission! :D I hope you like it! ^^ Sorry updates have been even slower. I’ve recently got a new job (haven’t had one in 2 yea). I haven’t quite figured out how to balance
twice-the-tension: “I know you guys are enjoying your own dirty doings this weekend but just thought we’d share one with you for moral support. haha. have a good weekend guys. fuck each other senseless!” PS: We had a GREAT weekend. ;) -K Good
philliptunalunatique: YOU TWO HAD ONE JOB
deelekgolo: You had one fucking job
ilovebarbekyu: philliptunalunatique: YOU TWO HAD ONE JOB I’M STILL SO MAD ABOUT THIS
domstoryteller: I’m sorry you had to find out this way sis, but your boyfriend has needs you’re not meeting. One of your main jobs as a girlfriend is giving blowjobs and you’re just not good at it. You can still date him, he just comes to me for
No pubic hair 0/10 (?) Anyway it’s all about the legs.
An actual thing that is terrible: those personality assessment tests you have to take when applying for jobsActual thing I had to do one time: a company told me I had “an interview.” I got all dressed up professionally and drove to the store.
joixxx: Hi guys! Took me a little while but I finally finished this one animated commish, yay! It’s quite long so I had to to shrink it a lot to upload here on tumblr, bleh :T If you want to see it in it’s full glory you can find it on my Patreon
Sorry i’ve been so inactive you guys! But a few weeks ago one of my very first followers to this blog had a job interview question for me and my bf I “convinced” my bf to take out the time to give a thorough response. We just found out
bubbleofthetiny:Alix:You two had one job >w<!
half-life1998:mutuals.. followers.. what would be yr dream plush! could be a real one or one you wish was real
beautypeen: asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
skottfrii: lasdregas702: Got my ass pussy wrecked by the biggest dick I ever had in my life, omg this dude slang the dick well. Almost forgot I was a man at one point 🤣🤣🤣🤤🤤🤤👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 You doing your job right if you
thebiggestever: This girl had been eyeing you all night and you had done a pretty good job controlling your erection. That was, until she went and changed into this shirt. Then you took one look at her massive tits and your cock started to bulge
Cross off the ones you’ve done 1. had sex 2. bought condoms 3. gotten pregnant 4. failed a class 5. kissed a boy 6. kissed a girl 7. used a little paper bag for lunch 8. had a job 9. missed the school bus 11. left the house without your wallet/purse
just-another-slut-enabler: Easiest wrapping job I’ve ever had to do. 😉 [J-A-S-E]: And what a festive present you are indeed. Whoever gets to unwrap you is one lucky devil. Thanks for the submission, @a-jinxed-slut
rose-of-pollux: So, I tried out the RP scenario generator that everyone is doing. I got this beauty— Followed by THIS— …You two had one job…
irgendwoanders: I always tried to protect you. Keep you safe. Dad didn’t even have to tell me. It was just always my responsibility, you know? It’s like I had one job. I had one job. And I screwed it up. I blew it. And for that, I’m sorry. I guess
UPS I’m done with you, you clearly don’t know how to do your job, you had only ONE job
You ever get on facebook and see one person has posted like 15 different statuses throughout the day and it’s like"oh I thought you had a job"
shitroosterteethsays: Geoff: “What’s the best job you’ve ever had, Ryan? Besides this one, obviously.” Ryan: “Well, uh… I once had a job as…(mumbling) a professional model. (…) One time I had to dress as a gnome sitting on top of a mushroom…”
mikesmoustache:biglawbear:dispatchesfromtheclasswar: Good for this person. This is exactly what you do. Screw the job. I had a job that made me work an all nighter, 30 hours straight, over Thanksgiving. I resigned that Monday and it was one of the
charlestan: Mickey you had one bloody job
nameofuserisdurnah1721: philliptunalunatique: YOU TWO HAD ONE JOB OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBVBBBVB
jnailer46: shagyscoob13: Wow that is a big head.. I would love it if my fiance had a job were this was how she spent her lunch hour. As long as she always tells me about her day I can see you doing this
Some days,….like TODAYToday is one of those days where I don’t care if you lost your job, if you broke up with your BF, lost money, didn’t get the pair of snickers you wanted or how much of a bad day you had….(only a select few)I just
kinda-sorta-maybe-no: problemsolver-revolver: The awkward moment when you’re singing Sweet Caroline while on hold with a rep and they answer and hear you… At another job I actually had one person ASK to be put back on hold because it was a good
king-of-sass: you had one fucking job sam
freaking-nerd-kid: donthatethegeek: You had one f$%#ing job! more geekery here
jaynelovesdick: boob jobs are a lot like cock and cumonce you have had one you always want another
umfag: You had one fucking job
buffyblue: I had one job, and I screwed it up. I blew it. And for that I’m sorry. I guess that’s what I do, I let down the people I love. I let Dad down, and I guess I’m just supposed to let you down too? How can I? How am I supposed to live with
loveknows-hang: savannahblair: mochavibess: realitytvgifs: Miguel crotch slams fan during his BMA performance. LMFAOOOO OMGGGG!!!!! MIGUEL YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB oh my god im not even watching this why am i laughing so hard lmaoooo everyone’s
gudjohnsen: princegeezy: YOU NIMRODS. YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOBS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
frankcastles: FRANK! YOU HAD ONE FUCKIN JOB!!!!
judginyou: basedgosh: why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business dumb bitch she had ONE job O-N-E
foulserpent:no one who has said “shoplifting hurts retail workers” has ever actually worked those jobs i stg. bc if you had a shitty retail job you would know that everyone working there steals . and if you didnt kno that its bc you were the
dakln: @drawbauchery your submission page wouldn’t let me submit more than one pic, so I tagged you instead. Anyway, Happy Birthday! I was gonna do all 5 pics, but my shoulder started getting really cold, and I had to stop myself. I think these turned
I found this brooch on vacation.Before I had found one of rarity but then I saw this and I had to take it! And now i have a PinkieDash brooch on my backpack and i love it(shipping-is-my-job)this is my favorite pinkiedash image, they just keep using it
I just cannot deal with how much TLOK and TMPGIS match.
“Problems with the cheerleaders?”
momoreo: Korra you had one job
vindiciousvindivin: snowoceans: angelicassbutts: I asked for ten mcnuggets not a fucking yaoi nugget You had one job McDonalds #the ｕ ｌ ｔ ｒ ａ ｎ ｕ ｇ So this is what Homeworld thinks of fusion
ruinedchildhood: be-happy-because-tom-daley: dachattack: man-shower: impercussis: cyborglovesong: GOD DAMN IT DAPHNE GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAPHNE YOU HAD ONE JOB This is why we can’t have nice things Daphne. Who taught this bitch
![just-another-slut-enabler: Easiest wrapping job I’ve ever had to do. 😉 [J-A-S-E]: And what a festive present you are indeed. Whoever gets to unwrap you is one lucky devil. Thanks for the submission, @a-jinxed-slut](https://64.media.tumblr.com/891de7f68413c88bc90c8a660f062598/tumblr_oirpy9Wr6C1vzluewo1_250.jpg)
