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papaandhisprincess: My super little give away; Includes one new unused Jessica rabbit, One new unused purple buttplug, One unopened jungle book cd, One hair band, One panda bear. To win all you have to do is; Reblog this post, Likes don’t count, Followin

Brandi - Hay There Stranger - Cartoon PinUp CommissionThis was fun. If you don’t count Lola Bunny’s booty from Guess the Booty game it’s my first furry drawing. It’s a commission for fellow artist @teerstrash of his OC Brandi doing hay stacking

justtekkithings: “I am the soothsayer and the projector of your destiny; I am the harbinger.”Ryodan Pten! YES, HE STILL EXISTS!If you don’t count the dead Aether Medikus, Ryodan is actually the first asura character I’ve ever created. Due to

deeplifequotes: When you do something out of love, you don’t count the cost.

profiles-in-perversity: If you don’t count all the oral I give to her this is the only sex I get and yet I feel like the luckiest man alive

widovvs: What is it? A network for lovers of our glorious triumvirate. You will meet new people, make some some awesome friends, and gain followers! Rules: Must be following Jubes and Cocoa Reblogs only, likes don’t count Blog must feature mainly Star

wifestache: I’m not a “dominant” person by nature if you don’t count taking charge during rough play/sex. But there’s something really awesome about my wife laying down on her back sucking my cock while I straddle her. Gets me every time.As

sanostroker: Mistress supervises as I wash her car naked, well naked if you don’t count the chastity cage and butt plug ;)

bonglife420:bonglife420:bonglife420 & onehitlater GivewayRULES Must be following bonglife420 and onehitlaterEach reblog counts as an entry and you can reblog as much as you want (likes don’t count). Winner gets:2 pairs of HUF socks (wu tang &

bonglife420:bonglife420:bonglife420 & onehitlater GivewayRULES Must be following bonglife420 and onehitlaterEach reblog counts as an entry and you can reblog as much as you want (likes don’t count). Winner gets:2 pairs of HUF socks (wu tang &

We are going to tease you for 1 hour. If you do not come then we will give you a chance for a full orgasm. After one hour we will start the count down and you will be allowed to cum if you can do so in 30 seconds. If you don’t survive the 1

when i die, bury me in a landfill with the rest of the trash

goonparadise: Princess deserves all your best pumps…don’t waste a single one…every one should count. In fact, you should always count your strokes out loud for princess.

arandomwhitedude: toriealeksandria: arandomwhitedude: toriealeksandria: beardandall: Is that really real? 100% WHO THE FUCK IS THIS me ryan you’re dumb as shit nah u got a boyfriend you don’t count you’re not real to me

So apparently making an honest point that you don’t enjoy what someone posts to apologize for unfollowing them counts as being an attention seeking asshole, GG tumblr gg

dalldall: mitzudraws: trayushqueen: when people tell me I can’t ship something GamTav is fucking disgusting- When someone tells me I shouldn’t curse because of their religion.

lightspeedsound:Ok if your introvert friend tells you “you don’t count as people” you know they will ride or die with you for life. Not counting as people is the introvert Platonic friend equivalent of getting married.

blacktionbronson replied to your post:i dont know who’s next to get put on blast for…I talk about nudes but that’s mainly it did someone get put on blast today?You don’t count man, you ask for nudes from grown women. Adults. That’s totally

☆Classy Yet Freaky☆

astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

House M.D. You think that the only truth that matters is the truth that can be measured. Good intentions don’t count. What’s in your heart doesn’t count. Caring doesn’t count. But a man’s life can be measured by how many tears are shed when

trifource: Legend of Zelda GiveawaySkyward Heartpiece Necklace Stay Awhile and Listen: You don’t have to follow me! Reblog as many times as you want and likes count. (no giveaway blogs and please don’t spam your followers) You have to be able to

ambivalentaboutmarmite:sophiealdred:astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god. disclaimer:

keepbeachcityweird: Time for another RONALDO RANT! Fish Stew Pizza’s VIP(izza) coupons are bogus! Kofi told me that you gotta buy a whole pizza if you want it to count towards a free pizza - INDIVIDUAL SLICES DON’T COUNT! That’s ridiculous!

conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

maidn: My first small giveaway~! This is obviously for all the Kuroshitsuji fans out there. The RULES: 1.) Must reblog, likes don’t count. (sorry!) YOU CAN REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE. 2.) Giveaway blogs don’t count. (this is to help spread

nicole-kidman:I figure life’s a gift and I don’t intend on wasting it. You don’t know what hand you’re gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you… to make each day count.Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

sophiealdred: astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god. disclaimer: this does not apply

wifestache: I’m not a “dominant” person by nature if you don’t count taking charge during rough play/sex. But there’s something really awesome about my wife laying down on her back sucking my cock while I straddle her. Gets me every time. As

happy-masturbation-addict: I honestly had no clue!!!! ;) but Sweetheart, this is what happens when you’re passionate about something: you don’t count your hours ;)nnnnnggggghhhhhI need just a bit more, just an hour or two….

chellzaintshit: strivingking: Why I was just talking to this nigga right….lol and he just met this girl or whatever… and he said that the girl told him that she had 35 bodies when he asked and then I said, “How do you even get a girl to admit

molothoo: cartnsncreal: jarratchet: cartnsncreal: Las Vegas is only the deadliest shooting in US history because they don’t count Black lives Why would you say that? And why would @lagonegirl widen the audience this reaches? Shame on you both

laurdlannister-kingslayer: e-wifey: ohnahchill: What’s one thing you can do really really well??(this post is for you boast about yourselves and talk ya shit. Nothing sexual counts. Don’t bother to mention it) eating food i shouldn’t Write

trifource: Legend of Zelda GiveawaySkyward Heartpiece Necklace Stay Awhile and Listen: You don’t have to follow me! Reblog as many times as you want and likes count. (no giveaway blogs and please don’t spam your followers) You have to be able to

What do you guys/girls even do on a Saturday night?

conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

sophiealdred: astoldbygengar: lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god. disclaimer: this does not apply

fiction-makes-miso-sad:have you ever found a line in a book or song that resonates in your bones and you just want to paint it on your walls and tattoo it across every inch of your body“And I don’t want the world to see me‘Cause I don’t

abeardedboy: so i’m visiting home again in new-brunswick (if you don’t count the 30 hours i was here for christmas last year, i haven’t been home in 5 years) and while using the washroom i realized that this is the first thing i ever had up my

the-last-rep-counts: thebraidedbigfoot: If you’re in a relationship where you don’t feel wanted, get out of it ASAP. It’ll only bring you more pain in the long run. People don’t change. If people don’t make you feel like the best version

choco-waitforit-max: knightofcapslock: if u ever wish you had curly hair fuckin don’t because this shit sucks Seriously curly hair is a dick~ you don’t have to keep it long though. I have a pixie cut and I think it curls adorably :) idk what counts

heyyy hey hey. if you reblog this I could win a prize. :3

bonglife420:bonglife420 & onehitlater GivewayRULES Must be following bonglife420 and onehitlater Each reblog counts as an entry and you can reblog as much as you want (likes don’t count). Winner gets: 2 pairs of HUF socks (wu tang & purple

conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

positivestress: if you’re upset about an actor you don’t like playing one of your favorite superheroes in an upcoming movie, just take a deep breath and count to 10. by the time you have finished counting, another movie will be in production where

You don’t do it on purposebut you make me shake now I count the hours ‘til you wake.With your babies breath, breathe symphonies, come on sweet catastrophe.Maybe this time I can follow through, I can feel complete, stop paying dues.Stop the

nicole-kidman: I figure life’s a gift and I don’t intend on wasting it. You don’t know what hand you’re gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you… to make each day count.Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron

rainbowrocketeers: nikofag: americarockslikeaboss: (if you don’t count the top line, which isn’t as long as the rest~) /MINDBLOWN OMGYES.

putmeinherplace: Uncomfortable would be a huge understatement to qualify this one, even if you don’t count the whipping marks. PD certainly produced BDSM scenes much more severe than most of what had been previously seen, but, as far as I can tell,

inkskinned: It’s not that I want to kill myself but the bathtub is an easy place to fall asleep in. I take showers instead and don’t think about drowning. It would be weird to die naked anyway. I don’t count the days and hours and minutes like

arandomwhitedude: toriealeksandria: arandomwhitedude: toriealeksandria: beardandall: Is that really real? 100% WHO THE FUCK IS THIS me ryan you’re dumb as shit nah u got a boyfriend you don’t count you’re not real to me

conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

edm4l: EDM4L KANDI GIVEAWAY! Hello EDM community, I’m Kyle, many of you know me as “EDM4L.” I want to do a kandi giveaway because I love each and every one of you. Below are the guidelines.. You must reblog this, likes don’t count! You don’t

conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

love-dovve: I figure life’s a gift and I don’t intend on wasting it. You don’t know what hand you’re gonna get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you, to make each day count.

vanilla-chastity: How can you say I don’t let you come enough? You’ve had three orgasms this year already, and it’s not even Thanksgiving. What do you mean ruined ones don’t count?

vanilla-chastity: How can you say I don’t let you come enough? You’ve had three orgasms this year already, and it’s not even Thanksgiving. What do you mean ruined ones don’t count?

mstrueimage: Hey guys I am going to do a giveaway for ponies since I am getting some duplicates on my quest for total pony domination ANYWAYS like once and reblog once otherwise I won’t count you in you don’t have to follow me I don’t care I just

sensual-dominant: You know what happens when you don’t follow my instructions babygirl…get over my knee…NOW! You will count these off for me…and if you lose count we will start again from the beginning…

conchfishscates: ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’ yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

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