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endnegativity: knifeandlighter: why is lil b so popular on tumblr, honestly he’s not particularly good, but tumblr loves him. You lucky you didn’t tag this as “Lil B” fam, you dodged a bullet. I ain’t stupid bro, I’m a lot of
I dunno man cutting a bullet in half with your sword always seemed like a bad idea to me because if your reflexes are that sharp why not just block it with the flat or dodge it altogether? If you cut that shit now you have two projectiles flying at lethal
jessepugman: baritonetopher: roberteugenebradley: jessepugman: whenever you feel bad about your love life, remember that i went to my crushes house to hang out and i ended up folding his laundry for like an hour instead it really is damn magical.
DON'T GO ON GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
I think my co-workers are making fun of me because I’m a 25 years old homosexual and still a virginLike in some conversation they are like “I thought gays get their first dick around 17, how do you dodge all Dem dick bullets?”Also wtf
Me on public transportation when I make eye contact with someone way to many times.Me: I’m sorry if it looks like I’m staring I just like your hat alot!Then: Why thank you!Also me, in my mind: Whew, dodged that bullet.
giraffesandsneezing: When I get sad about my breakup I need to remember that one time my ex met Ruth Bader Ginsburg and didn’t know who she was I should have known then that things would not work out between us. You dodged a bullet
milesgmorales: So what’s up, you can dodge bullets but not bananas?
caramel-sugar-bby: effiejsugarbaby: get the fuck outta my face Lmfao Omg caught in his lies, you dodged a bullet
thank god you blew it…i dodged a bullet ps. it took me two days to fly home. is it really Italy if your flights aren’t screwed up in some way? in my case, every possible thing that could have went wrong with my itinerary did 💩 also, i
gypsyrose27:beyocne:thank god you blew it, i thank god i dodged the bullet. Yassss, Bey. Yassssss.
That feeling you get when you start thinking a person from your past may not have been that bad, maybe they’ve changed.. so you Facebook them and they seem to be just as dumb as ever. Very no, lots no, always no, forever no, dodging bullets.
dripping-adorableness: beyocne: thank god you blew it, i thank god i dodged the bullet. This song. Video. Her. EVERYTHING
