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“Oh little brother, how could I have known that it was you all along? Why didn’t you say something sooner? The way you love me, the way your cock tastes, the way your lust feels like desire and not objectification. Talk dirty to me, little
godsinanalcove: A few days ago we found something waiting for us in the letterbox… A GIFT! FROM A FAN! FROM LOVEHONEY.COM! I got so excited! It was the second time for us :D We got into our home as fast as possible and unwrapped the box.Could you say
She still could say ‘Fuck you!’ to this rugged man, and get the fuck out of there…Nothing had happened yet…He was so rude to her…But why…Why was she still there! “Admit it slut” her inner voice startled
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graspthesanity: To Miles 11 The canteen was decorated, by decorated I really mean Carlos throwing old bed sheets all over the place and cutting them as snowflakes and ponies, saying that it looked queer enough. But before I could observe everything,
lovelysemixo: How adorable is this?! Iruka asked, “if you could save someone from the end of the world who would it be?” (I think that was it) Well Sakura covers her paper as soon as she thinks Sasuke looks LOL it’s obvious to say she wrote his
justcuminside: “Now he’s going to cum inside you…” I could hear her saying the words, but I didn’t comprehend what she had said until I felt the first splash of his thick semen inside me. It was so risky, so stupid, so dumb to let my best friend’s
forgetmenotred: Oh my! “ She gaped at her son who had just came to her saying he had a problem, and a problem it was! Apparently her son Alex had tried one of her x-husbands little blue pills, and now he had a cock so hard you could cut diamond with
purrlockholmes: John: I could teach you about history.Sherlock: All that counts right now is pure chemistry. guixonlove asked for Professors Holmes and Watson making out in between classes. And good lord. I can say it got away from me, since it was
darklyspectre: ecmajor: I wish you could comment on posts still. I don’t remember when tumblr removed that feature, but it was absolutely pea-brained of them to do so (not that i would expect anything less from pea-brains with no sense) they say
mahrahia replied to your post: thats not how you braid hair you idiot Oh I guess you saw the pic of Meenah getting her hair braided? Yeah I thought it was weird too lol … you could… say that…..
that-jolly-tardis-sound: in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T
nevaehtyler: manda-says: lindsaaayyy: destinyrush: Why did Snapchat think it was a great idea to let others see where exactly you are? This could actually lead to terrible consequences. Like the National Security Agency spying on every and each of
captainsnoop: captainsnoop: say what you want about elon musk but you gotta admit it’s extremely funny that the rescue team got those boys out before elon could even finish masturbating all over his shitty little escape pod like he was hemming and
un-makeme: planetary-poisons: happily-morgan: endangered-justice-seeker: Every time he said “ma’am” you could tell he really was saying “bitch” in his head and it meant so much to me Just in case you forgot, she is the girl who wore
junkoandthediamonds:junkoandthediamonds:i want you guys to GUESS what this anon says. because seeing this notification itself could not have prepared me for the full thingall wonderful guesses!but alas, no, it was:
death-limes: death-limes: You guys. This is my high school class ring. They said I could customize it. So I customized it. My mom still thinks this was a horrible idea. I say nay. i’m gonna do it i’m gonna invent time travel and strangle myself
sadvillains: dragonageconfessions: Confession: I am fine with all LI being bi-sexual in DAI as long as there is a challenge in it. Say if there was one companion that was easier to romance with one gender than compared to another gender, like you could
daddyswhore: My daughter was giving me a little lip and I decided she needed to be punished. She responded by saying “It’s not like you can spank me anymore Dad!” I proved that I could indeed still spank her and so much more.
story-boi: “Shhh, baby.” he wormed his meat ever deeper, “If you keep moaning like that it’ll be a girl.” It was the most chauvinist thing he could possibly say, but I couldn’t help loving him for it. “Open up that pretty womb for me,”
ask-rarity-and-pinkie: Would have posted this last night, but the internet was being a butt Would you look at that aspect ratio and resolution, dang, you could probably use that as a background for your computer if you felt like it, just saying. Happy
judarw: “I pay my respects with a smile when killing. Regardless of how their life was, it’s appropriate to send them off with a smile, so they can die soundly. You could even say that, I intend to kill when I’m smiling.“ Request Meme: Gintama
subcaptivated: wolli6: Selbst auf der Männertoilette gab es keine Fluchtmöglichkeit I said I’d let you pee indoors while it was raining. I didn’t say you could sit down.
scarlettluvsstrawberryshortcakes:I’m so glad the animators put in that extra whisper of Natsu saying ‘Lucy… ’ again. It sounded so pained because he was doing everything he could to reach her. You could hear the stuggle in his voice. And in the
kramergate: “hey I was wondering what you and joh- uhh… *sweating profusely* what you and, that man were doing for lunch… cause me and some friends are going to applebees if… you and… the guy wanna go”
someoneskitten: faithhopeloveanbutterflies: southerngirlk: I really wish I could say that this has never happened to me but it did. I was a complete fool to believe that you were different. That you actually gave a shit. I guess my first sign was that
ametan:Jinx just wanted Vi to be Proud of her :(I was once again watching the series and it dawned on me that part of what Jinx means when she says “I thought you could love me like you used to” is also meaning that Jinx wanted to share her
captainsnoop: say what you want about elon musk but you gotta admit it’s extremely funny that the rescue team got those boys out before elon could even finish masturbating all over his shitty little escape pod like he was hemming and hawing over what
thelittlesluts: You are my sisters best friend. You needed a place to stay and how can my sister say ‘no’ to you? You could even sleep in our bed.The only real downside to it was, that we now had to come into the bedroom to get to the bathroom upstairs.
ceshira: ceshira: So what do you say? If you are wondering what her answer is: She was going to ask anyways. Instagram link
blinkpen: i know GIR was the face Lol Random type humor for the longest time but tbh you could always sorta guess what types of things he would say. Ed’s dialogue from EEnE was far more amusingly authentic in how nonsensical it was like the line “Shhh.
roachpatrol: blinkpen: i know GIR was the face Lol Random type humor for the longest time but tbh you could always sorta guess what types of things he would say. Ed’s dialogue from EEnE was far more amusingly authentic in how nonsensical it was like
faggotryngendersissification: I remember one of the ‘hot girls' at school saying directly to me “You’re going to have gay experiences when you leave for university” - she knew. It was like she could see into my soul.F.A.G.S.
I remember a couple months ago there was this homeless guy sitting at a train station on the ground. I had a few dollars in cash on me, so I gave it to him. and he didn’t even look at me. he didn’t say thanks. he just took it and acted like
brunhiddensmusings: i-rather-not-say: maid-of-timey-wimey: bogleech: thiswaycomessomethingwicked: tatzelwyrm: profeminist: depp-could-get-it: Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will
wookieeoftheyear: You know what I find interesting? He never says he was the pilot of the Millennium Falcon when it made the Kessel Run. For all we know it could’ve been Lando who pulled it off and Han is just trying to look like a badass.
tylerstaxi: we were in an elevator and there was a sign saying the maximum amount of people allowed in it was 21 and my dad was like “you could fit that pilots band in here”
fmlsdaily: Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said “Did I say you could take a picture?” He replied with, “No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?” I turned
xfileslesbian: oh-if-i-could: xfileslesbian: girls loving girls is right and good people loving people is right and good no, this post was specifically for girls who love girls. otherwise it would say exactly what you said, which it doesn’t
the-afro-argonaut: destinyrush: Truly iconic 🙌🏾 They made the move illegal cause no one else could do it without hurting themselves lolll. Literally hating ass hoes. If you listen to RadioLab there was an interview with a judge and she was saying
princekind: could you imagine if president obama was doing a speech on tv and you were watching it with your family and in the middle of talking he just looks directly at the camera with a serious face and says your url
i wish I were one of you normal people who’ll one day look back at this year and see how much strength it took to you to endure this time. But I won’t. 2020 have been just as terrible as all years prior. I wish I could say this year was some
daddyslittlewankbait: When a car stopped she was glad she could finally win the dare…until she saw it was her dad’s friend stepping out. “What would your father say if he saw you now?!” “Wait…Mr B…” “You fucking
