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This Samus performance by @zerodiamonds , so good you guys. So fucking good… cant wait!
cant-help-cheating: If you were as big as your friends, your wife would react like this when you fucked her.
cant-help-cheating: This is the third - fourth? fifth? - of your friends who’ve been by to fuck your wife while you’re at work. Frankly, she’s lost count and doesn’t really care. She just hopes they remind her to get cleaned up and dressed
crystal-the-dork:cuntaggious: -obliqueperfection-: OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT LETS NOT BREAK THE FUCKING
1103-bakers-street: cryingbloodviolently: redpancla: when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN I CANT TELL YOU HOW
mandersyoo: coffeeandchapstick: ……….ha.wha-wae-you-i cant even- oh god…UNFthat whole serious then smile thing you doing there….. my god… i just cant… DEAD Who the fuck is this ridonkulously cute boy? Minhyuk-BTOB ^_^
fangirlinginleatherboots: Okay so there’s this app called flash face which is supposed to let you make police profile sketches and stuff but IT DOESNT FUCKING CARE HOW YOU ARANGE THE FACE AND I CANT I FUCKING CANT
cryingbloodviolently: redpancla: when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILLO I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW
lizthefangirl: jetpacks-are-fucking-awesome: sneakyfeets: this is the sassiest reply in the history of mankind “You can’t just slam the SNK opening on everything.” IM LAUGHING SO AHRD
crystal-the-dork:cuntaggious:-obliqueperfection-: OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT LETS NOT BREAK THE FUCKING
danascullys:canadianslut: lush employee: hello welcome to lush would you like to buy some of our dirt harvested from the actual earth for only ห.99 per ounce if this post didn’t have so many notes I’d scroll off but ya’ll need to find your fucking
ovoporsh: i-love-ass-xxx: IF YOU CANT TAKE DICK LIKE THIS IN 2018 DO ME A FAVOR GROW THE FUCK UP LOL Guess I have some growin up to do lmaoo
midousujiapologist: i cant fucking believe there are still people in this the year of our lord two thousand and fourteen who think that appreciating mink as a character and not ignoring his development in reconnect means you approve of or excuse his
chanson-egocentrique: what do you mean this didn’t happen?
unicornbl000d: richwhitelesbian: i cant believe this is what babies look like before you glue all the skin on what the fuck
bbwtrannyluvr: twinkseason: would you fuck this sissy bitch? cant wait
surprisebitch: milliardo: when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like i cant fucking breathe Showed this to my kid who 100% agreed “yea they be like that”
ask-gallows-callibrator: brontesnightthorn: This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it. i hate it when people say you cant love someone over the internet its just so wrong
ging-ler: crittyicky: ilikechildren—fried: frozen-in-a-disney-state-of-mind: waltandmickey: Disney’s FROZEN VHS Trailer (1995) Anna looks like a player IF Y’ALL DON’T WATCH THIS IMMA CAST A SPELL ON YOU MUHFUCKAS I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
thaunderground: ask-theblackwidow: //NO NO NO NO NO WTF MARVEL YOU CANT JUST DO THAT! first Batman/Superman, now this! Fucking Ultron!!
geekydominant: theinfamousethnicgoth: ask-gallows-callibrator: brontesnightthorn: This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it. i hate it when people say you cant love someone over the internet its just so
mesopelagic: obviously people can unfollow for whatever reason but its really funny when you post something like “im just a little wiggley worms” and someones like “i cant take this anymore thats the final fucking straw”
thelat3xbitch: “Crawl faster shithead, I want that ass strapped to this cross so you cant move a fucking muscle while I strip the flesh off your back”
metal-rider: jennikeatts: focusbtch: syrianlady: This will happen when you leave men alone with babies. facking hell i cant stop laughing I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy So the moral of the story is leave
mslavant: queentrib: If we not fucking like this you cant be bae Mood like no other
alittlerobotkid: mesopelagic: obviously people can unfollow for whatever reason but its really funny when you post something like “im just a little wiggley worms” and someones like “i cant take this anymore thats the final fucking straw” But
reindurrsarebetterthanpeople: grimmzai: blechschwarzenbach: ask-gallows-callibrator: brontesnightthorn: This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it. i hate it when people say you cant love someone over the
obsessedwithsex: You cant even imagine how much this turns me on. He’s so fucking sexy damnn
terrible-wolf: userengy: Holy shit. THIS IS FUCKING ILLEGAL AND YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE
your-girlfriend-fucks-with-me: Your girl sent me this, she said that she needs to use a dildo, because you cant satisfy her.
So when in doubt, you kiss Craig?!
builtcrossdresser: Hands Free Orgasm. I also had a hot guy working my tits, you cant see him in vid though. This is how I practice cumming hands free while getting fucked. Prostate and Tits stimulation sends me over edge
fuck me narry. I’ve reblogged this so many times oops Liam, you are a puppy i swear. NIALL ADFGHJKL; I JUST CANT omg niall <33333333333
I’ll love you for the rest of my life
siblings-with-benefits: kinkykcgirl:No one knows we are siblings here, bro. I know you cant take your eyes off me. Im horny too, lets fuck ALWAYS… vacation with your sister. Just in case this happens! :)
anallova: hope she will be able to walk properly next day. if she cant then this guy knows what he is doing. thats how you fuck an anal sluts ass!
no-you-cant-watch: sharkattacker: I want this so bad fuck :/ ♀♀
your-girlfriend-fucks-with-me: This is what your girlfriend needs to do because you cant satisfy her.
bi18babee: ask-gallows-callibrator: brontesnightthorn: This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it. i hate it when people say you cant love someone over the internet its just so wrong beastandprincess
cursed concept
iiterative:scarletjedi:iidigestive-readerii:ajoblotofjunk:Let’s do this. Instead of replying, though, send me an Ask. Yes, do it!!! you can ask me too! [id: a tweet reading “Reply with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing I would
cockbarf: codeinelord: still cant believe this nigga stole my gif and got double the notes then me, fuck you gxldstore damn thats fuckin tragic. its really sad these fuckin lames have to steal gifs from people man.
Ruby Rose goes to the supermarket.
anarchysparky: dxstorms: do u ever just get so amazed by how beautiful someone is and it’s like every single time you look at them or see them smile u can’t help but smile too bc wow @ jens thirst discord
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hoenntrumpets: victini: reblog this and i’ll admire how sexy your icon is i see your fucking game mister you cant hide it from me
-slams fists on desk-i accidentally deleted sai and i cant remember where i last downloaded it
mesopelagic:obviously people can unfollow for whatever reason but its really funny when you post something like “im just a little wiggley worms” and someones like “i cant take this anymore thats the final fucking straw”
robinmichelleblake: You fucking idiot.
