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gerardgroves: type40nimbus: zusfnda-und-tiana-in-purgatory: ofhorriblesanity: enog: Get this then tell your kids “If you ever come home drunk, you will literally die” Can you even imagine navigating these drunk??? Yes, and it will end like this
j-oiedevivre: awklicious: if i ever am on my own in a small apartment this will be my bed, its perfect for a tiny space omg this is so safe, like you can fall from the bed and you don’t actually die like you would normally do
darling-highness: papasdwprincess: xairathan: gifsboom: Video: You can step on lava. THIS UPSETS ME TO SOME IRRATIONAL DEGREE DONT SQUEESH THE HOT! DIDNT YOU PLAY GAMES AS A CHILD? TOUCH THE LAVA AND YOU DIE. THEYVE DONE WHAT IVE ALWAYS DREAMT
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.
extraneousredux: When you’re thinking, “If I have another orgasm, I might die.” And you’re also thinking, “I really hope he doesn’t stop before I have another orgasm.” But you can’t say a single word.
sexybitches321: Yes, ohhh I know you’re soooo close professor. Just ten more minutes. Let’s see if your wife will finally come home in time to catch us. If she does, you can cum inside my hot teen pussy! Ohhh you’re dying to cum inside me huh???
farfromthetrees: painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. I drank gin ONCE.
nintendumb: imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
childrentalking: thesassycat: You can only reblog this today. if you reblog it on any other day you die
the-thin-blue-line: skipatrol711: EMS RULES 1. People die. 2. You can not always prevent number one. 3. You aren’t required to know everything. 4. You are required to know the foundational knowledge and skills of your job. NO EXCEPTIONS! 5. Blue is
branstarks: I told you. All the men in my life die.I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
dashofcreme: m-khadija: probably-hates-you-already: A man can hate your guts, want you to literally die, and they will still want to have sex with you. Women who date men need to get this, please: sexual attention from men means nothing! There are ways
tarynel: bootyscientist2: what would you do if somebody robbed you wit a bow and arrow? 😭😭😭 die laughing nigga this ain’t robin hood You can’t get up close, and I’m not dropping my shit, so I’m just gonna back up facing
itsreallystupid: I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T
baku-my-hakus: Opal Died her hair and jerked off in cute lingerie today what did you do with your day?If you want one of these for yourself, you can get one on my patreon!
did-you-kno: When you die, there are companies that will turn your ashes into fireworks so you can literally “go out with a bang.” Source
three-rats:ruikh:puniper:puniper:dragon quest 8 is a good game cause the main character has a rat in his pockets at all times and you can make it attack people on commandimagine this being the last thing you see before you die That wonderful hero rat’s
nahshaw: the shitty thing about having read a book in which a major character dies in the end is that when you see the movie it’s so fucking painful because when you’re seeing that character and whenever they’re smiling all you can think of is
timelady-of-221b: I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. This is why I don’t do rum anymore
the-toastboy: gaaraofsuburbia: damn: ohyouphancy: brophanfan: THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS What am I going to do now? You can die happily #the blood oath is fulfilled #i am free HERE YOU GO GUYS HAVE A PRESENT
surfing-pikachu: when you’re playing as mercy and you’re waiting for your team to die so you can get potg
itsreallystupid:I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T EVEN
elrohirs: » cute girls mc, running guns, raising hell get back, get down, pull me closer if you think you can hanghands up, hands tied, don’t go screaming if i blow you with a banglive fast, die young, bad girls do it well when i get to where i’m
m-khadija: probably-hates-you-already: A man can hate your guts, want you to literally die, and they will still want to have sex with you. Women who date men need to get this, please: sexual attention from men means nothing! There are ways to tell if
epicallyepicepicosity:If you support this stupid fucking “religious liberty task force”, you can eat a big bag of diseased dicks and die mad. No one will miss you.
blackholesreallysuck: theamericankid: I’ll die browsing Tumblr and not even notice it. What if you couldn’t refresh or anything though, just continue scrolling for months or years until you reach the end of your dash and then you can only stare
the-toastboy: gaaraofsuburbia: damn: ohyouphancy: brophanfan: THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS What am I going to do now? You can die happily #the blood oath is fulfilled #i am free HERE YOU GO GUYS HAVE A PRESENT I
f-hudsons: #So then I was like Oh my god #Voldemort #you can’t just KILL ME #you’re using -my- wand you dick wad #HAHAHAH #like please #i’m the boy who lived NOT DIED #so then #I like #fell to the ground and I was here in some whacked
type40nimbus: zusfnda-und-tiana-in-purgatory: ofhorriblesanity: enog: Get this then tell your kids “If you ever come home drunk, you will literally die” Can you even imagine navigating these drunk??? Yes, and it will end like this I wonder
lmaonade: xtec: lmaonade: going clown spotting have you checked the mirror well if you want me to die you can just say so
writing-prompt-s: Death accidentally shows up WAY too early for you and now he has to wait around for you to finally die before he leaves while getting increasingly more irratated. The kicker: you are the only one who can see him
cinderspuppyparade: the-toastboy: gaaraofsuburbia: damn: ohyouphancy: brophanfan: THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS What am I going to do now? You can die happily #the blood oath is fulfilled #i am free HERE YOU GO GUYS
cutefatbabe:stop acting like being fat is a bad thing Considering that it can kill you, you might want to treat it as a bad thing. I mean, do you want to die?
Do you ever just have one of those days where you can’t stop thinking in the back of your mind how much you hate yourself and want yourself to die and junk
goingloco: Reaper76 Week Day 7 - “Cover Me” - Comfort/Fluff ——When you’re immortal but your husband isn’t you have the problem that he will die some day and the least you can do is comfort him in his final moment. Side note: Jack knew Gabe
texasgrammar: umajanelaaberta: sauvamente: thestoicgod: demho3zhatinq: 🗣LISTEN TO HER You can do this but you have to limit yourself to like some time to leave or else you’ll be paying for shit like Jordans and groceries I’M DYING CAUSE
fun fact: something like 50 years ago if 15 people in the danish royal family had all died then the next in line was my grandpa so i guess you can say….you’ve all been blogging with royalty Does that mean you have actual right to calling us peasants.
Shh, don’t tell anyone about our love. Keep it as our secret and let it be ‘Cause life is cruel Though you’re a genius, you can’t know when we’ll be apart So just keep our love as a secret And I will die with you, with my loneliness
DEAR FUCKING TERRIBLE PARENTS
vanyvicious: Never give up. It’s like breathing—once you quit, your flame dies letting total darkness extinguish every last gasp of hope. You can’t do that. You must continue taking in even the shallowest of breaths, continue putting forth even
skipatrol711: EMS RULES 1. People die. 2. You can not always prevent number one. 3. You aren’t required to know everything. 4. You are required to know the foundational knowledge and skills of your job. NO EXCEPTIONS! 5. Blue is bad. 6. Air goes in
thatsparrow: “When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it will never end. But however hard you try, you can’t run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies, and nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think that all the skies of all the worlds
mugica: lethal-cuddles: “I don’t vaccinate my kids because I don’t want them to catch autism” It’s okay, you can say that you’re an ableist moron, you don’t have to dance around it. “i’d rather have my kids get ill, die and put herd
