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thugswime: wuffen: haven’t been able to stop thinking about shiro calling keith baby since friday, this is very distracting and i am in need of assistance The first time Shiro says it, there’s no fanfare. “Hey baby, can you pass me my textbook?”
So I just got to experience DaNi’s little brother “talking” to me on the phone, and I basically can die happy now.
sokinky-sowet:You can’t tell but I leaked. Hard and fast gush of pee. My bladder is waaaay too full to be pressed on. I’m still holding as I make these gifs from the video and I’m dying. My bladder is enormous. My clit is huge and throbbing and
forgotn1: reverseracism: beyonslayed: This list of pre existing conditions you can be denied health insurance coverage for literally includes almost everyone in this country and is a big mood lmao So I guess we’re all just supposed to die? Basically,
jackson-dies-at-the-end: nevaehtyler: bellaxiao: destinyrush: He was obviously asking for it. You can tell he secretly wanted it. WHAT WAS HE WEARING THO??? + HE SHOULD HAVE JUST RUN he didn’t ask not to be hit so yea 🤔 Bats will be bats.
not-all-the-prayers: Some words of wisdom from Carrie Fisher “Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ” “If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” “Sometimes you can only
the-heart-alchemist: zil-zeki: bravebirdfolly: notlikingbestgirl: Taste closed Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea) I died THIS IS PURE GOLD
gaycaspian: gaycaspian: when i die i want my skull preserved and donated to a theater group to function as the skull of yorick in a production of hamlet “james, you can’t do that -”
vorbits: underrmyumbrellaella: this is the true gen z experience once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes
dreamingbiggest: hubby-wan-kenobi: simonjadis: “but how could Palpatine be in Episode IX if he died???” ……. have any of you heard the legend of darth plageuis the wise? Also. ALSO. This could be Disney leaning into the Star Wars EU books.
lesbians4sokka: things katara would rather die than do:think things throughbehave calmly and rationallyadmit that she was wrongso you can see how that may cause some problems.
inthefallofasparrow:they-call-me-nita:Turn the sound on, the only thing better than this dog’s joy is that people stopped what they were doing to share his joy, and you can hear them all groan when the water dies down…. Nine of Cups
Congratulations on winning biggest douchebag of the day! You were the only one really participating so the voting was unanimous. Glad to see getting under my skin and purposefully trying to piss me off is your way of being a friend to me. Can’t
ryanphantom: you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this weekmost of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!old users:
ricknyethealcoholicguy: the year is 2114 all the other fandoms on tumblr have died – their shows have ended. even doctor who is back on another hiatus except for one in the distance, you can hear their war cries of ‘wubba lubba dub dub’ as they
shining-magically: newerleaf: flancrossing: this is a hat you can buy I’M FUCKING DYING WHY
matesprit: a young girl died. this is not the time to say “not all cis people” or “not all christians” if you can’t help fulfill her final wish of raising awareness and helping trans people live safer and happier lives then have enough respect
iwishihadafather: BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN
chrisdigay: ithotyouknew2: christel-thoughts: steppenvvolf: oceaniccunt: imagine having to break your dick off and javelin that bitch into someone’s nostril as they eat just so both of you can die. This was…a lot Octopussies are aliens
9gag: Now you can die in peace
captainarlert: imriel-montreve: erwinsmiith: x I am one hundred percent sure this is exactly how the anime goes if I don’t reblog this you can assume I died
harold was right, we are interchangeable, you can replace us. don’t do it. don’t give yourself up. don’t die for us.
true-hope-dies-last:Kneeling. You can decide if this was religious 🤔
mysecretclopaccount: pj-nsfw: Btw, remember that anthro starlight series, and that I said there was going to be a 3rd part? Well, might as well post the sketches so you can die peacefully now l8r RIP in Planes < |D’‘‘‘‘
nemo-me-impune-lacessit19: So the rest of you can join me in calling Hughes a fucking bastard for dying.
=_= Fuck. You.
fightingforwhales: Dozens of white-beaked dolphins are trapped in ice in Cape Bay in Newfoundland, Canada. Apparently some have died, and clearly others are in rough shape. One Facebook group has listed a number of organizations you can contact to help
looksgoodinsuits: time-lord-ramnikul: gingerten: I just…wow. I literally cannot believe it. I can’t. So many of you may know that I’m trans, and that my parents aren’t very accepting. They struggle constantly with my transition, and I’ve
billieviperarchive: RTAW - Day 05 - One underrated moment: All right, now I’m making the decision. I’m not going to die. We’re going to ride this one out. It’s like what they say about earthquakes. You can survive them by standing under a doorframe.
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slimeritual replied to your post:i just ate like a ton of natto and rice and i kind… Let’s die together yeah man you can go to whatever afterlife there is for people who aren’t particularly religious, but aren’t sinners anyway.
tunabatter: dagashi: lackabond: if you can watch this video all the way through then youre a person who should not be meddled with man i want to die @knifeandlighter ughhhhhhhhhhhh. i… ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
nuka-rockit: capitalists: wow ancient cultures were so stupid, sacrificing ppl to please some god in the sky. how can you let people die over an imaginary concept. barbariccapitalists: we cant shut businesses down because of disease!!! that makes the
On my way to uni. Not excited as you can see. I haven’t done nearly enough practice for my lesson this week & it makes me so anxious I could die. Much pressure. It’s my own fault but I still get nervouse, like I’m being judged every
numquamcedam-archive: Fast & Furious / Pacific Rim AU— I never feared death or dying, I only fear never trying I am whatever I am, only God can judge me, now One shot, everything rides on tonight Even if I’ve got three strikes, Imma go for it,
itsbrittanybutler: Panic! At The Disco | Vinyl Discography A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out (2005)Pretty. Odd. (2008)Vices & Virtues (2011)Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die! (2013)
fruitymilkstuff: Just like teasing a kitten A little thing I just went and made cuz, well, why not :D It’s a WEBm so if you can’t view those or if my bandwidth dies:Awful quality GIF720p SWF OMG cute! ^w^
her-master: mmmkay-m: Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried ….dying laughing i will never be able to read this book now I don’t even know what to say. Please, everyone who stumbles by my page, stop what you are doing and watch this.
ariannestark: Can I die of cuteness now? AVENGERS PLUSHIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS So I went Marvel hunting with my sister at the local mall today……. Edit: I found this in Toys R’ Us, in case any of you wants to know :3 But I’m residing in Southeast Asia
sincerelyjustme: I love how in every Avengers fic I read, even if it takes place after the movie, Coulson is always there. Just there. Like the entire fandom plugged their ears and screamed “LA LA LA LA LA WE CAN’T HEAR YOU” when he died. And this
rachelelm: this was supposed to be a sketch u_u’ stuck in my apt tonight so just some fun practice - there’s actually like 3 more pages penciled but as you can see my poor-mans-screentone (marker) died. and um yeah this turns into a sex comic
tagath: lissinator: Did this to test livestream again. I think I’m getting the hang of it!you can see the video HERE I’m fucking dying for the sheer cuteness of this
pengiesama: keelah-kawaii: imagine your favourite character with the most agonizingly pained expression on their face as they watch the love of their life die and there’s nothing they can do about it
fridaynightxylene: You’ve realized it too, right? The real reason why we’ve been assigned to the special ops.
amc-art: Chihiro with cute clothes is a curse! She’s so cute I’m gonna die… I enjoy her expressions too, it was difficult sometimes but funny.THESE are the original clothes I used as references. As you can see I had to change the colours and something
i know people want to take the sentimental route with the talisman dis gave kili. but i really can’t imagine it as anything but kili about to leave and dis tossing it at him yelling, “you better not die shithead.” and her rubbing the
I feel off and achy and tired and I have a ridiculously long day today.if you could send me nice stuff it’d be rly nice.
Elie Wiesel, Nobel Peace Prize laureate and renowned Holocaust survivor, dies at 87 - Israel News
maia-roberts:#oh eliot #you sap #your heart eyes can be seen from space
cyberdelph:the-professional-procastinator:I dont know about you but I can totally picture Sam saying thisCredit: @ banannerbread on Twitter
krwawnik: skittleslol: YOU CAN REBLOG QUESTIONS NOW OMG :v THE TUMBLR GODS HAVE SMILED UPON US My ask blog has been dying to have this damn thing happen. ♥
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boy-kisses: If I ever stop posting these two, you can assume I have died.
swolizard: kisstherain9118: tyrabankruptcy: I’m dying lol tooo funny you can see he was crying
