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negakajin: negakajin:Mercy! “My servants never die.” please share if you like :)you can get more versions supporting me in my patreon :) patreon.com/kajin Comission info —>here<—kajinman.deviantart.comtwitter.com/kajinman1 kajinman.tumblr.c
ricancumdumpbarbie: princessfucktoys: A little tribute to the most attention hungry goon doll out there, @ricancumdumpbarbie. Your gooner strokes keep her alive. And if you’re lucky enough to ever feel her mouth or ass on your dick, you can die happy.
negakajin:Mercy! “My servants never die.” please share if you like :)you can get more versions supporting me in my patreon :) patreon.com/kajin Comission info —>here<—kajinman.deviantart.comtwitter.com/kajinman1 kajinman.tumblr.comHF
emiliehaunted: “You have to die a few times before you can really live” (Charles Bukowski)
tinas-bruder: Perfekt die jungen Ficklöcher freigelegt… im a fan of all types f poses and positions, but this is hard to top….it implies so well this pussy is open and you can do whatever you want!!
If you can do the first, doing the second, there’s something seriously wrong with you Reblogged from one of the most incredibly beautiful creatures ever to grace the pages of this humble site. A body to kill for, eyes to die for, and the cutest
uglyreckless: “Anyone who has spent a few nights in a tent during a storm can tell you: The world doesn’t care all that much if you live or die.” - Anthony Doerr I really love storms
eorwyn: My Chemical Romance is done. But it can never die. It is alive in me, in the guys, and it is alive inside all of you. I always knew that, and I think you did too. Because it is not a band- it is an idea.
arielbeflyy: ndnsurgency: face-down-asgard-up: fancylastname: nudiemuse: If you can watch this without peeing yourself laughing. I salute you. Goats and sheep screaming at people. S C R E A M I N G I AM FUCKING DYING OMG THE VERY LAST ONE OMGGGG
Cleo pic from luvlymilk from the milk-plus-ink booth at Sakuracon. Don’t know if you can die from cute but I’m about to find out. Thank you!
did-you-kno: Chris Farley was the original voice of Shrek. He’d recorded nearly 90% of his lines before he died, but instead of having an impersonator record the remaining lines, they hired Mike Myers and completely re-wrote the film. You can
theworldisoffendedby: just-foosay: ixnay-on-the-oddk: Hope this cracks you up even half as much as it did for me It’s like you can hear the *boing* … No sound effects required! :D She’s so cute I died.
the-eleventh-lady: nord-norge: doctah-plague: the-toastboy: gaaraofsuburbia: damn: ohyouphancy: brophanfan: THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS What am I going to do now? You can die happily #the blood oath is fulfilled #i
iamidris: 5hundredbenz: iamidris: so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die? hahah yes
Maybe I should lock you in here for 24 hours with some water, some energy bars, a bucket, a flashlight and one non-nude picture of me. Then you can jerk off until the batteries die and we’ll call the last six months of chastity even stevens.
Tell me in my inbox what the cutest thing you can think of on a pony. Hair style, length, gender, color, accessories, all that jazz. Think of what you see on a pony that just makes your heart die of diabeetus.and GO!
This question is purely academic and in no way an assumption or an insult it’s just that I noticed you worked at that school and you sound like an interesting person so figured that school must be too so I went to the website but alas I can’t read
garedrothschild: moralesdiana: “What happened to make your day so good?” “Existing happened and it’s made my day great.” You are a joke and I can prove your whole life is a pathetic lie and you’ll prove me right by answering one
Please you guys, this is super important. This is Bart, my Khajiit. 1 like = 1 pet 1 reblog = 1 skoomas Please, he is such an attention whore. He will die if i don’t get off my phone and pet him. He has told me so. Plz give him pets so he
relatablepicturesofhanzo: Helpful tip for Hazno Players: When you die, you can press ‘H’ to select a new hero.
jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die
incorrect48quotes:Sayanee, bursting into the room: You ready to die!?Jo: YOU CAN’T KILL ME I’M A BAD BITCH!
incorrect48quotes:Sasshi: Meru, when I die, I want you to lower my coffin into the ground.Sasshi: So you can let me down one last time.
There’s this guy at my school who’s just the perfect resemblance of a younger Haruma Miura and I use to have a crush on him until I noticed that he is such an asshole and every time I see his face I die a little inside because how can you
notasupersaiyan-yet: if you listen close enough you can hear me dying
samuelljackson: You might not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.
pmon3y69: jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die made it with an hour to spare
psychoxknyte: fuckyeahblackcelebrities: “All of a sudden there was a penis in my mouth” 💀💀 At the Pearly gates of Heaven: And how did you die?Me: *shows them this post* Angel: If i weren’t immortal i’d be next to you in that line.
“Aww, what do we got here? You seem to be dying. Want me to go ahead and fix that? Then you can join me! Forever!”
jenroses: curlicuecal: pts-m-d: thetrippytrip: dont you just love capitalism.. Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can make it sound
cavalier-renegade: Of course, a child drowning is a terrible thing. But then again, maybe if you go to a wavepool and can’t swim, maybe you deserve to die… slbtumblng your dork did it again, bro~ :T
jadenkaiba: “You can die quickly if you don’t shut up! Now stop wasting your breath. I’m not the sort of floozy to swoon over a cowpile of trite flattery.”Severa/Selena from Fire Emblem Awakening and Fire Emblem Fates. She’s one of my favorite
grimphantom2: ninsegado91: negakajin: Mercy! “My servants never die.” please share if you like :)you can get more versions supporting me in my patreon :)patreon.com/kajin Comission info —>here<—kajinman.deviantart.comkajinman.tumblr.comHF
privilegedlittlecunt:kylequinceys:basedheisenberg:If you can’t have a realistic conversation with yourself about your own health, all the body positivity in the world will not prevent you from dying at age 39 from heart disease.assuming that all fat
premiium: fuck3dup-shit: this is scaring me. you can see a person die during an MR check and it’s litterally everything that you know or remember that goes through your head. this is what they mean when they say that your life flashes before your
unaccessableinformation: the-eleventh-lady: nord-norge: doctah-plague: the-toastboy: gaaraofsuburbia: damn: ohyouphancy: brophanfan: THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS What am I going to do now? You can die happily #the
blobfossy: thegang-bangtheory: living the dream I watched this episode they had like a truck full of potatoes and dumped them down a hill and said that’s how many potatoes you consume in a year and she cried and then ran inside and ate more cheesy
piip: JESUS CHRIST MKLDFMJGFLG WOULDN’T YOU JUST, IDK, DIE FROM USING THAT ERJKSDHFKF THE FORCE OF THE VIBRATOR MSKFKLHJIOFMJNKLFG skjfdkf her accent and the bg music tho “AND NOW YOU CAN MASTURBATION”
nsfwfoxydenofficial: Nude selfies never die. <3 A little NSFW version of my silly mercy closet cosplay. <3 Thanks to the people that watched me play overwatch!! Just letting everyone know if you missed the stream you can still watch it here!
quaree-mod: Never posted this? What a dummy, this was a panel from one of my AQponies updates, but is good enough as a standalone picture. You can see the update here Update your goddamn askblog you piece of poop why did my computer had to die I’m
quietxdragon: tonystarkmakesyoufeel: typette: yamino: Holy crap did you know porcupines sounded this cute? I didn’t! ROFLMAOITS LIKE YOU CAN TELL EXACTLY HOW THEY’D SOUND IF THEY SPOKE OUR LANGUAGEAAAAAAAAHAHA I’M DYING LAUGHING porcupines
queenhunterrr: jtl4: eartheld: Read my article No Shave, No Shade on why girls should grow their pits and how you can dye your fur lol No fuck that growing out my armpit hair and dying it purple just for you. feel free to unfollow me I loled at
gaarakagez: “Hinata-sama is willing to die for you, Naruto… So keep in mind… that your life, isn’t your own anymore… It also includes mine now as well… " NEJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TTATT I’LL NEVER EVER
helshades: sivsdotter: curlicuecal: pts-m-d: thetrippytrip: dont you just love capitalism.. Black Mirror predicted this we are all goona die my god but I get mad when someone flippantly dismisses important scientific progress because you can
johnprudestar:I mean it’s kind of beautiful, right? If you think about it? The fact that just because someone dies, just because you can’t see them or talk to them anymore… it doesn’t mean they’re not still in the painting. I think maybe that’s
apricops:on Tumblr you can just pile up some dirt wherever you want and someone will decide it’s a hill to die on
spacefroggity: spacefroggity: I saw a Thing one time about how the earliest sign of civilization is a healed femur because that shows that we were taking care of each other because if we Didn’t a broken leg would mean you Die because you can’t.
tonystarkmakesyoufeel: typette: yamino: Holy crap did you know porcupines sounded this cute? I didn’t! ROFLMAOITS LIKE YOU CAN TELL EXACTLY HOW THEY’D SOUND IF THEY SPOKE OUR LANGUAGEAAAAAAAAHAHA I’M DYING LAUGHING porcupines sound like someone
sissysluttraining: So, die Arbeit ist nun bald geschafft für heute. You can always stay close to,who,you are
homonerdcupid: faeriefountain: faeriefountain:doctor-rapture:when you’re running toward a teammate to try and save them and they die before you can get there EnOUGH OF THAT
luvisblack:Sometimes the best thing you can do is walk away. See how they like life without you for a bit. Yeah they won’t die. The show still goes on but it won’t be the same. Big Boi and 3 Stacks are still nice solo. But it ain’t OutKast. #LuvIsBlack
interquast: the thing about eric garner’s death is that you literally cannot explain it away. racists will always try to explain why this black person deserved to die or they’ll try to say “we don’t have all the facts” but you can’t do that
theivorytowercrumbles: rage-and-roses: momcheetopuff: Sometimes jaspers (the stone) will be dyed blue inorder to try and trick buyers into thinking its Lapis Lazuli. theivorytowercrumbles Im dying the fabric for you cosplay blue. You can’t stop
evilsupplyco: Listen closely. You can hear the sounds of summer dying. Carefully peel away the armor you grew to ward off the sun and revel in new, autumnal flesh.