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red-meds1990: princessfailureee: succ-my-pandas-dick: pr1nceshawn: People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken” yeah you can literally die from this but anyway I honestly can’t tell if people are stupid or trolling anymore…
sixpenceee: The Color Red In Korea it’s believed to be extremely bad luck to write your name in red ink – some say you can even die In Israel, if you wear a red string around your wrist it’s supposed to scare evil away. In Taiwan and Poland,
tenrose-s: am i ever going to see you again? you can’t.
balkansoul: I promise I’ll be back, Haku. You can’t die.
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: Heart strings (tendons) inside the human heart.Heart strings can sometimes break after a deep emotional trauma causing the heart to lose form an as a result be unable to pump blood effectively, you can literally die from
katiesui: Ok, I said for myself, that I’ll share this after I’ll reach 1111 followers. And you guys followed me quicker than I thought.. So I hope, you’re happy, because that squirrel is gone…….and you can now die from faping ! >.<
leto-gkika: shitposts-n-shenanigans: This fucking site: hey net neutrality is about to die :((( please help us :(((( boost and rb everything you see even if you’re not American :((((((((( we’ll have no wifi :(((((( we need you!!!! :(((( Non-Americans:
nervousfeminist: Honestly barf @ all of these “anyone can be a lesbian :)” “if you like men but don’t want to date them you can still be a lesbian :)” posts all of the even more blatantly pro-political lesbian posts I’m seeing. This is
twiabpup: who says you can’t be be cute & rageful at the same time If I was standing behind him I’d swat him across the back head with a baseball bat, then pummel his cute face with it until it looks like…
ani-oppa-san: ideklukey: caitlinhill: haveigonetoofar: Don’t Be That Guy. Great campaign! Great point! signal boosting the shit out of this you can never NOT reblog this Those are all perfect times to get laid.
themodernmisandrist: Love is what you feel when you don’t think you can do any better. Love is when you can tell a retarded whore to shut the f*ck up… SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED WHORE!
heyblackrose: bellygangstaboo: Bruhhhhh Omg As you can clearly see it was a black deer, black deer are always jumping in front of police cars to get hit so they can sue the city.
eggplont: tyleroakley: theotherjosh: you can never unsee it SHIT OH MY GOD I can’t but focus on his huge schlong!
Doctor: You can’t spread HIV if you’re on meds
tomblr-in-action: Except you can’t stop aging, whereas you can definitely stop becoming frightfully obese. I also like how they wrote the original post gender neutral but tagged it with feminism. Are you guys stuck in a time warp?…
jeranism: I just found this blog and it is awesome! Especially this post! I have copied it here for you or you can read it at the authors blog here: thenarrowgateweb.wordpress.com/2016/11/29/23-destined-for-oblivion/ The following is the exact text
jeranism: This is simply a sample submit. In it I have included a link to checkout info about the moon hoax. Also, you can use the editor to make words BOLD or put them in italics. You can include bullets like this or this or even this You can use the
psych2go: liltoasterstrudel: Thanks for helping me become a better liar Lol The better you know how to lie the better you can spot liars.
liberty-has-died: psych2go: liltoasterstrudel: Thanks for helping me become a better liar Lol The better you know how to lie the better you can spot liars. You need special glasses to see liars
You’re a year closer to being 100! You can do it!
You can either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself becoming the villain.
kramergate: straightallies: mymindsecho: straightallies: You can use me as your “gay friend” in arguments with people only if you pay me 赨 each time Oh god, I would owe so much money. So much. All the time. I’m like the quirky straight in
bigeyeddollll: chillassbill: melaninhoe: IF YOUR MOTHER IS BLACK AND YOU CLAIM U DONT LIKE BLACK WOMEN, UNFOLLOW ME. if you don’t like black women period, you can unfollow me too Honestly
enecoo: enecoo: xcross15: enecoo: “We shouldn’t punch nazis” What a bloody joke But you can’t punch people if they aren’t breaking any laws. That would give grounds for a criminal case against you. We should just continue not caring
fuzzynecromancer: tabularojo: fuzzynecromancer: Hoping the ancient Greeks were right about the afterlife because it means that when we die we will get to pet a dog. Cerberus, while he is a very good boy, is a working/service dog so you can’t pet
remus-lupin: i think you can tell a lot about a person by which harry potter death caused them the most pain
Ask me if you want. Cum if you can.
iillyria: You Can Either Die as a Hero Or Watch Yourself Become the VillainOr Basically You Can Stay as the Villain the Whole Fucking Time
squadmustang: marcosbudt: I saw this and this and I am sorry You can see he got more and more distressed as the comic progressed
companioncubes: Don’t worry. You can’t die. They will just reassemble you. Please put me down
ayuuka: Thank you for reading! And if you can’t guess it, yes, it’s Reincarnation AU. I get this idea from re-reading my favorite manga, Please Save My Earth. It was wonderful manga about reincarnation. Also I remember I talked about it with @epiproctan
elsworth-thundermonkey: An even GREATER respect for George Lopez If you voting for trump you can suck a sick dick and die for all I care.
prettyboyshyflizzy: curvedbullets: ithotyouknew2: christel-thoughts: steppenvvolf: oceaniccunt: imagine having to break your dick off and javelin that bitch into someone’s nostril as they eat just so both of you can die. This was…a lot omg
jean grey didn't die for this
weedrichards: YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
Lest We Die Unbloomed
magnificentwardrobe: You can’t die until you reach the palace. The Sultan will kill you if he so desires!
kaeoki: “If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.” — Mik Everett (via wordsnquotes)
bae-jjong: bae-min: YOU’RE KILLING ME. WHAT NO I’M NOT YOU CAN’T DIE YET WE JUST GOT MARRIED I’m not adorable, you are you silly, plus, that was years ago. I’ve matured into a dashing prince.
If you dont science you can go die-ence
duckbunny:wholeheartedsuggestions:wholeheartedsuggestions:eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.no one needs
penis-peeper:penis-peeper:“ok but PROVE that physically disabled people have value” I don’t need to prove it? they just do? they’re valuable because I value them? I said I value them and I’m saying that to your face? If you can’t cope with
aflashofsilver: castithann: seriously though bucky says you can’t die if you’re wearing the wrong dog tags (“it’s just not allowed”), and it’s part-joke, part-superstition, part-something else he can’t name they start trading dog tags
If a writer loved you, you can never die.
“If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die” ❤️ #writer #secretpoetsociety
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fairytailwitch: Shinsuke: Kumagami! You can’t die! I won’t allow it! You have to continue to be at my side! Don’t go off on your own! Don’t go away. Kumagami: So, the nickname “Pooh” … was a lie after all?
gabbygumsss: Ask not what Deez Nuts can do for you, ask what you can do for Deez Nuts
Without You - Lana Del Rey (Live at Amoeba Music Store) “All my dreams and all the lights mean Nothing if I can’t have you”
jeranism: Check the latest: NASA Space Walks Use Fake Scuba Diving AstroNOTS I hate the excuses I hear sometimes “Oh well you have to test the suit in water first you can’t go into space without testing it in a pool first some of that video must
terriblenerd: She may have stolen your routine, Adrien, but you can still beat her at the regionals
still-madridista: Steven Universe - Gem Karaoke (Short) (1080p HD) Here’s the second new SU short in HD! *You can buy it from iTunes here.
dogtit: dogtit: widowmaker: you’ve fallen RIGHT into my trap!pharah: you can’t trap justice! it’s an idea! a belief! widowmaker: well even the most heartfelt beliefs can be corroded over time.pharah: justice is a noncorrosive metal.widowmaker:
weissrose: you can do this…you have to do this
iillyria: You Can Either Die as a Hero Or Watch Yourself Become the Villain Or Basically You Can Stay as the Villain the Whole Fucking Time
watagashi710: kaeveeoh: SPITS OUT WATER ok so this image here Im gonna translate it briefly. S: Haaaaa, “I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die, is it?” You….can’t be saved no matter where you go, can you….KANEKI. H: !? H: “….Nishio….senpai…..?
