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I’ve been a naughty criminal! I need to be arrested, frisked really good, and even abuse me with your baton. I’d obey any command you give me, and you can charge me for just being a naughty boy.
scarlettmadison: A photo from “Busted”, the latest gallery addition on www.ScarlettMadison.com. You can have me arrested and frisked anytime.
team-joebama: lord-kitschener: theatlantic: ‘America Needs Romney’ Blimp Crash Lands in Florida Nobody was injured, so you can feel better about laughing at this. i swear to everything that this feels like something out of an Arrested Development
rad-feminism: DON’T FORGET YOU CAN STILL HELP: Donate to the bail fund of arrested protestersDonate to people helping the protestersDonate to the library people take refuge inBuy T Shirts whose proceeds go to the bail fund
hotcops: yachirobi: haus-o-ass: Woof..Arrest Me Fukr Guys in prison have nothing to do but work out… especially when it’s the warden’s mandate. The guards keep the criminals in line but it’s hard work, as you can see. They’re boned all
fabbean: You can arrest a man, but never an idea.
sekaivevo: the police can’t arrest you if you do gwiyomi
syosama: my favorite part about ferris bueller’s day off is that the principal spent all day, risked losing his job, getting arrested or seriously injured, all to pin this 1 fuckin kid on an excused absence. you know what you can do to a kid skipping
sabistuki: STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country
socialjusticekoolaid: Today In Solidarity (10.6.14) : Support #FergusonOctober, the Weekend of Resistance coming up in JUST THREE DAYS. The Bail Fund is more important than ever, so please donate whatever you can. Arrests will be made this weekend.
theletdownofkorra: The Ferguson protest I’m at is real as hell. We have an account to help bail out arrested protesters. Please donate if you can (and share either way). Gofundme.com/dcferguson
emma-abdl: emma-abdl:I’m enjoying Milkshake Festival with my friend @montuur 💖🤗💕To all the people who are saying “you can’t do that in public, you’ll be arrested”…. Here’s some context 😄Milkshake Festival (mentioned in the caption)
purgatoryflatsent: applepicker: me when i get hauled off to prison for all you can eat buffet crimes What am I being arrested for? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal?
digitaldiscipline: derinthemadscientist: insomniac-arrest: movies about apocalypses: it’s every man for himself!! you can’t trust anyone, it’s a wasteland of solo travelers and sad families, we’re alone out here humans irl: *pack bond with strangers*
frosty-flames: Since us bisexuals, asexuals, and pansexuals don’t exist, laws do not apply Rob a fucking bank, if you don’t exist they can’t arrest you
muscleredfox: muscleryb: Lex Stevens @biggerlifestyle You can arrest me, sir
tyrannosaurus-rex: insomniac-arrest: bard is a combat class which is true bc I’ve never met anyone in marching band that didn’t want to throw down playing tuba in marching band means you can power walk 2 miles backwards on your toes in 16 minutes
insomniac-arrest: movies about apocalypses: it’s every man for himself!! you can’t trust anyone, it’s a wasteland of solo travelers and sad families, we’re alone out here humans irl: *pack bond with strangers* *pack bond with large carnivores*
britishbullet: Matt you can’t just objection yourself out of getting arrested…
seizeeachmoment: sabistuki: STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
rubyshimmer: Please do not forget Trayvon Martin. His killer, George Zimmerman, still has not been arrested. What you can do: Call, fax, or email the District Attorney’s office, Sanford Police, and political representatives to ask them why Trayvon
abrza: timoodles: there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO. Driving through there all the time, I can not tell you how much fucking
twilight-yagami: sari-y-fawr: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: cucorules: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: “yes hello officer? my DISGUSTING neighbor is letting her INFANT child SUCK on her TITTIES can you please come arrest her for child molestation?” wait
nkjemisin: stand-up-gifs: This was fucking awesome, but now the heroic protestors who did it are being searched and arrested. If you can, donate to their bond fund. Also call the Durham DA and tell them to drop the charges. 919-808-3010 Fucking fight
dirkstridergothisheadinthegame:nitrogen:(18+) why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17? who
fuckyeah-nerdery: sailonasilvermist: Actors with action figures of their characters. The only way you can play with yourself in public and not be arrested.
justapsychoticchameleon replied to your post: justapsychoticchameleon replied to your post: I… If you don’t arrest him now, he’ll become Ghostface and make Scream 5. …. can I at least be the how blonde big-boobs main character named
komeweenie: SIR YOU ARE UNDER ARREST PUT YOUR PAWS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
dirkstridergothisheadinthegame: nitrogen: (18+) why is this 18+? are these stairs leading to porn? is there a pair of ghosts fucking on the steps that you can only see once you turn 18? am i going to be arrested for reblogging this when im only 17?
insomniac-arrest: remember, if the Holy Roman Empire could call itself literally all three of those things (Holy, Roman, and an Empire) while being none of them, you can lie on this job application and tell them you are in fact outgoing, positive, and
theycallmethemoose: misspigdog: jaredandjensensbutts: snapchatting: you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life you have the right to remain sexy I feel Fall Out Boy lyrics are appropriate here. ‘Anything you say can and
thelocalpaedo: onlinepolice: thelocalpaedo: patheitc: catholicschoolsluts: vvierd: kanye-east: what if you turned into your url too late same hi me too I can’t help myself patto you’re under arrest you dirty fucker I didn’t know she
transnormativity: This is a fund set up for the people who have been arrested while protesting in Ferguson. Please donate if you can and share widely. This is concrete action we can take to support the people of Ferguson. Also please call your local
worldofmy-own: Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity. Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your
catchaglimpseofalleble: umyehs: STOP RIGHT THERE! You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it
super-sootica: frosty-flames: Since us bisexuals, asexuals, and pansexuals don’t exist, laws do not apply Rob a fucking bank, if you don’t exist they can’t arrest you
florescentlyawkwardadolescence: officialdowney: don’t get arrested kids because you will never look this fucking good for your mugshot You can never out do David Bowie. In anything.
redwhiteandcamo: Of all days, today had to be the one I leave work early sobbing. Every bad call we got in the county, you can bet I answered it. Every. Single. One. Cardiac arrest. Child choking. Physical domestic and I can hear him beating her.
lucillesballs: otterwize: STOP RIGHT THERE! You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when
long-slim-dick90: naughtyfuckdolls: I’m arresting you for 3 offended:1. Not fucking me fast enough2. Not fucking me hard enough3. Not fucking me long enough. Your fine? Watch me getting fucked everyday by nigger cocks and all you can do is watch and
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