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dumbworthlessfucktoys: She’s the princess of the family. The youngest born and always pampered. Little did they know, she had the filthiest mind. Craved being broken and used inside. Filthy older men only made her cum more.
The moment you heard yourself asking, “Sir, what would you like to have for breakfast?” to your wife’s black lover, the moment you knew that, in fact, your wife had married a CUCKOLD.
Hey filmfuckers, did you know? Adolf Hitler and Charlie Chaplin had more in common than their mustaches. They were born during the same week; Hitler was 4 days younger than Chaplin. Pretty funny, considering he had a leading role in The Great Dictator
"All you see is what you're lackin... Not what you're packin'"
szajnie: Personal head-canon as a result of this scene: Meg is Eloa. Eloa, for those not familiar with the tale, is an angel born from Christ’s tear. Lucifer sets out to seduce her and succeeds. She is said to have fallen in love with him, although
haudh-en-elleth: kith-kanan: skeletons • a jean and marco fanmix || listen 1. touched - vast / 2. born to die - lana del rey / 3. halcyon - ellie goulding / 4. bonfires - blue foudation / 5. right here - ashes remain / 6. you are the moon - the
Happy 29th Birthday to the woman who changed my life. Gaga continues to inspire her little monsters more and more every single day. She just makes me want to throw glitter at everyone who isnt spreading love Gaga thank you so much for EVERYTHING you&rsquo
fuck-yeahpickuplines: were you born on a farm? cause you sure know how to raise a cock! http://ordinarygirlxx.tumblr.com/
linny8vriska: gourmetgay:bro 1: hey dude when were you born bro 2: September 28 why bro bro 1: ur a Libra bro… you’re my…. Libro bro 2: bro bro 1: bro shadowdarkleonidascrusade your MY libro
unclefather: a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs”
gallusrostromegalus: systlin: akamuffintop: Should Adults Get a Measles Booster Shot? Were you born between 1957 and 1989? It may be worth getting a lab test to see if you are immune to measles. I know for a fact that I had my MMR immunizations when
cronuseatsbabies: homestuckitten: officialsouthpark: i’m tired of having to misgender myself for paperwork Actually, they’re asking what gender were you born with. This helps them to know what diseases and sicknesses you are most likely prone
gourmetgay: bro 1: hey dude when were you born bro 2: September 28 why bro bro 1: ur a Libra bro… you’re my…. Libro bro 2: bro bro 1: bro
sherierenescott: Here misery encounters the ideal. Here day embraces the night and says: I will die with you and you will be born again with me.
foxstitches: huh What sex were you born as? Male Female What gender do you identify as? Male Female FUCK THAT KINSEY SCALE SURVEY BULLSHIT FLOATING AROUND MY DASH RAAAAAGE
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
fleebites: Some of you might have noticed I dropped off the face of the earth for a while. That’s because I was ploughing full steam ahead on this! TRANSMAJICKA is the story of Henrigne, a mage who was born a Warlock, but identifies as a Witch.
sdzoo:Who’s this? Meet Mosi, a floppy-eared okapi calf born at the San Diego Zoo. What’s an okapi? It’s not a zebra, antelope or any other species. It’s just an okapi, the only living relative of the giraffe and an endangered species. Learn
thetatyler: Do you indulge in a bit of Netflix and chill?
unclefather: unclefather: a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie.
rizaoftheowls: fortissimohno: full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009 bold of you to assume I was not forged in that dark crucible
gourmetgay:bro 1: hey dude when were you born bro 2: October 3 why bro bro 1: ur a Libra bro… you’re my…. Libro bro 2: bro bro 1: bro
pencel: arcticmokneys: cookienun: arcticmokneys: thearctics: arcticmokneys: stop making the eyes at me i’ll stop making the eyes at you hana you’re getting more likeable every second i was born #relatable #likeable #like4like #lifequotes #teen
fuckyeahhistorycrushes: Josephine Baker was an amazing woman. If you haven’t heard of her then let me educate you! Born in the United States, she wandered the streets as a child starving and dancing for money. When she was 15, she was recruited to
tantoknives: i was born to get a perm
open-plan-infinity: raechelsimone: betterusearubber-ducky: boootyfriedrice: donttouchmykeef: allthingsmelanin: How does this video make you feel ? Chill, limitless, & lit 🙏🔥 Swear I was born for these vibes . Whats the song tho? 😍🙌🔥
virid-escent: January Aquarius are basically Capricorns and if you born after the first week of feb you basically a Pisces. I said what I said As a True Aquarius™ (feb 2) I approve this message
quinn-is-real: “are you a boy or a girl?” “no” “yeah but what were you BORN as?” *leans in and whispers* “fabulous”
nyahbinghiselek: @SOJALive - You And Me
Come and take a walk on the wild side, Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain, You like your girls insane
maybe i was born to hold you in these arms
michaelsocha: Were you born with that knife super glued on to your hand or what?- What are you talking about?For god’s sake Chucky, drag yourself into the 90s. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer. You look like Martha Stewart with that thing.-
cynthiamurphy: mentally ill people reblog with the sad lyric you sing extra loud because you feel it so hard
theadventuresofmichaelpawlak: I’m not posting this to brag I’m posting this to ask what the fuck is wrong with you people? Lookit that freaking graph! It goes past five! Like, a lot past five! You almost have more “new followers” than
gourmetgay:bro 1: hey dude when were you born bro 2: September 28 why bro bro 1: ur a Libra bro… you’re my…. Libro bro 2: bro bro 1: bro
cantaloupe:“You came back.” Our Flag Means Death x “To Be Alone With You” Sufjan Stevens IM FUCKING SOBBING
the most frustrating thing is not knowing if I sound like I have a Canadian accent or not (and what does that even sound like?? I know Quebec and Newfie but Ontario??) so you guys should tell me if I do ALSO tag me in videos of you so I can listen to
inaversalado: gourmetgay: bro 1: hey dude when were you born bro 2: September 28 why bro bro 1: ur a Libra bro… you’re my…. Libro bro 2: bro bro 1: bro
What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They
tuxedo-bomber: (cross-posting from twitter!) you know how everyone is huddling around reiner’s neck in snk 48? I feel like in a modern AU, he’d be that one guy who drives everyone around in his car and thus, shingeki no road trip AU was born
