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phenomenalfatty:Are you getting ready for some scantily clothed fat men??? Summer is coming soon!!! I’ve got my noodle ready #poolpuns
big-daddys: BJ and Caveira are now animated, there is a total of three angles. Third one has sound. Also here is an interesting choice for sound. Which do you guys prefer female moaning noises or spaghetti noodle sounds. I will do a poll on that, and
xekstrin: thedovahcat: ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE ferrets are ridiculous hahahaha, omg, I was on the edge of my seat! Freaking ferrets man…
Webcam scraps / TeaserSome webcam scraps for my boyfriend and you fine people for some upcoming pictures. >u>
submissivegames: How much do you really hate this? I’m forcing you against your will remember? But then, why is your dicklet so hard? Shouldn’t it be a wet noodle? your hard as a rock though. That must mean that you are enjoying it. So I suppose
xekstrin: thedovahcat: ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE ferrets are ridiculous
drawersden: “ちょっときついぞ, wouldn’t you agree?“ Commission, send me a message if you are interested too! Inspired by: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSqPj3gdBBw
fit-like-korra: xxfireblaze618xx: shitposts-n-shenanigans: fallnangelstandingby: nooby-banana: rampant-noodle: magical-girl-ilex: xhooksjigglypuffx: teenyfaeprince: hullclean: IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A DISNEY PRINCESS AND YOU ARE GOING SOMEWHERE
I thought I was pretty comfortable with disappointment by now but I just reached a new low. Went to a Japanese restaurant and ordered a yakisoba dish. Got a ผ ramen noodle with meat sprinkles. Are you for real?
valusuperchic:zesty-noodle: valusuperchic: In other news there’s no more episodes of Gravity falls until 2016Alex Hirsh: enjoy hell!!!!! :D ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I don’t know, but i guess alex is going to do something like that No new episodes
are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
patmai: 🎵"In a mirrored world are you beside me… All my life?“ - @gorillaz , Saturnz Barz 🎵|| I love the new song and visuals from #Gorillaz. IG: @_patmai_
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: just-shower-thoughts: No matter how stupid you think your ideas are, remember, there’s a millionaire out there because of pool noodles.
tobys-dank-noodles: lesbuchanan: lesbuchanan: lesbuchanan: Why is Microsoft literally illiterate THAT IS THE CORRECT USE OF “IT’S” YOU PIECE OF SHIT A lot of people are being very confidently wrong on this post so let me clear up a few things
explodinghye: heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you
zooophagous: explodinghye: heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!!
orcfuta: Would you like some Rocket Noodle? FUN FACT: The chopsticks in the bowl are actually drumsticks. I just shrunk ‘em down. HD Patreon! Picarto.
cut man you are such an ankle biting macaroni-noodle-glued-to-side-of-head shitfucker
kissedthystones: I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.
noodles-07:shoutout to people who make tutorials for things that are “obvious” or that people “should already know” thank you for your service
playdouqh: supg4by: moneys3xual: blue-without-you: ilovvehim: WHY ARE THERE NOODLES ON HIS HEAD LOL WUT because yo fucking lo IM LAUHGING SO HARD no time to explain just put the noodles on your head BUT WHY DOE OMG
supg4by: moneys3xual: blue-without-you: ilovvehim: WHY ARE THERE NOODLES ON HIS HEAD LOL WUT because yo fucking lo IM LAUHGING SO HARD no time to explain just put the noodles on your head
npr: If you want to see how refugees are changing Buffalo, N.Y., the West Side Bazaar is a good place to start. It’s an incubator for immigrant-owned businesses. And it’s the only place in town where you can eat Ethiopian sponge bread, Burmese noodles
konkeydongcountry: magicalgirlmindcrank: Snakes are the ultimate Vore Animal because yeah they swallow prey whole but they’d also be easy to Vore because you can just slurp em down like a noodle just please think once before you speak please
thegoldpiilot: grandsonbrother: buzzfeed: You might want to get that translated before you actually get the tattoo. PULL DUDE POWER BASTARD are you implying you WOULDN’T get a tattoo that says chicken noodle soup?
l2edpanda: You know big buff cheeto puff, You’ve seen ultra power lemon sour- But are you ready for super brutal spaghetti noodle? /high fives self forever for that
noodle-honk: noodle-honk: Updating my commission page!! The circumstances with my anxiety getting in the way of getting a job are very much still alive, I would really appreciate y'all spreading this around if you can’t help out! Bust - ฟ Full Bod
monstrous-hourglass: “Ey, partner?” “Yes, Jesse?” “Your little spirits are all… tangled.“ “Pay them no heed. They will sort it out.“ Here are some silly noodles to remind you that I accept doodle/drabble prompts.
archiemcphee: Because sometimes what you need most are impossibly cute sneks, lots of them. Bored Panda assembled a collection of over 50 photos and gifs of adorable danger noodles. These are some of our favorites.Head over to Bored Panda to view them
cdaae: xekstrin: thedovahcat: ALL THE BUILDUP FOR THAT YOU WIGGLY NOODLE ferrets are ridiculous I have two ferrets and yes. They are.
THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES
teamfreekickass: mymywhatacleverblog: teamfreekickass: Eating hot foods with glasses problems You are what you eat c; I don’t know if you are calling me a cup of noodles or if you’re calling me hot but are planning to eat me.
princesspenguin:stimman4000:.#you break into my house only to activate Noodle Thrower 4000. you fool. you are instantly drowned in noodles
