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khatmedic2: thequirkydoctor: “So you shall serve the Lord your God, and He will bless your bread and your water.” Get on my sex level. “There’s a bolt on the scullery door,” she said. “Are you sure you won’t get into
HI! Oh, you’re cute… Wait, like, who are you? I dunno who I am. I just, like, woke up here all naked and hot ‘n stuff. Oh my god, you should try the bed it’s, like, totally soft and comfy! I could lie in it all day playing with my big, hot
cuckquean-humiliation: “Oh my god..! Your husbands dick feels SO good in my ass, I’m about to cum! So what are you waiting for, bitch? Come over here and shove that pathetic tounge of yours deep into my pussy! I will let you lick your husbands
lovewhenyoutalkdirty: Oh my God, he’s not even totally hard yet! Look how big! Mmmm… my mouth is just watering for all this big dick. He’s getting so slippery! Just like my pussy. Are you super jealous? Of him? Of me? You want to help me? I can
teaseanddenialcaptions: Mmmmh good morning, babe, how did you sleep after yesterdays experiment? Babe? Hey, what’s wrong? What?!! Oh. my. god. You are STILL paralized from the drops? *1 blink for yes* And are they STILL keeping you as “insanely
Come up to meet you, tell you I’m sorry You don’t know how lovely you are I had to find you, tell you I need you Tell you I set you apart Oh god. My shipper heart!!
the-fandoms-are-cool: hey-sass-butt: inpinewetrust: This is the best part of the blooper reel. Just, his face when he goes “oh my god.” Oh my god that’s it I fuckin’ quit Spock out bitches I love it when you can see the change from character
bumsrmytning: Oh my god I’ve never had so much cum blasted into my unprotected pussy, you came like a horse .. I hope you weren’t kidding about having had a vasectomy… I Really am not on any form of birth control… Oh shit Why are you smirking?
partir-escapar: A big happy birthday to @danni_tequila, my double, we are way too alike for our own good, way too many fab memories and more to come, so blessed for your presence in my life, you are gods gift to men, my go to girl, way too much love
Honey are you really going to let him do this to me here where people can see? You’re not even going to try to stop him? What kind of husb…..oh wait…oh my god I’m gonna cum……oh god…….
Oh my god, you guys are amazing. I need to draw something for that occasion as soon as I’m finished with my current batch of commissions! Thank you so much to all of you for your interest in my art, I’m overwhelmed.
rebeccasugar:ALL NEW STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODES EVERY NIGHT NEXT WEEK at 5:00pm2 PART SPECIAL ON THURSDAYDid you think there wouldn’t be consequences Oh my God, this sounds dire. Oh my God, are they going to kill someone off? D:
celsiusbits:@bramblefix UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KYLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
cheezyweapon: kindahornyart: This blog needed some Lydia booty. herny oh my god oooh my god you are killing me
alohomorashlie: ………no no no no NO. :| DON’T DO THAT WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? DON’T GRAB THAT DON’T WIGGLE LIKE THAT DEFINITELY DON’T GRAB THAT OH MY GOD YOU STUPID BABY ALFJDLKJFAKJD noona’s in a corner weeping into her hands are you happy????
the–lord: dani-saur: prokopetz: “You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park Oh my God who are you THIS IS DEATH IN ITSELF. START WRITING MY OBITUARY. SWEET
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
momentsinthewoods: GUYS I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I FOUND JUST A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF ANIMALS THAT ARE SURPRISED OH MY GOD I JUST LIKE SOME ARE LIKE “OOO GUUURRLLLLLL NO YOU DIDN’T” SOME ARE FREAKIN OUT MAN SOME ARE JUST IN SHOCK
Oh my god I hate the kids at my school who act like they’re so cool like can you just shut your stupid basic mouths you stoner white kids jesus take the wheel. They always make fun of my friends and it makes me so angry because my friends are so
lilacdragoness: auwa: foxmccloud: can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this oh my god i remember this it was brilliant Oh my God please tell me this guy was just trolling. hey rossy
lobotomysoup: mynameismad: eridick-amporna: iwishihadafather: ajajajaj5: Why are people talking about Super Smash Bros this won e3 for me WHAT THE FUCK I NEED THIS GAME YOU DONT UNDERSTAND oh my god i’m gonna throw a fit oh my god it went legit
thebiggestever:“Oh my god, you weren’t kidding. You really are getting bigger! Is that just from seeing a little more of my tits? I can’t wait to see how big you get when I actually touch you…”
ratfeet: OH MY FUCKING GOD ON THE OFFICIAL VLOG ARE YOU SERIOUS OH MY GOD
stephiejo90: “Oohhhh my god sis…you are getting me so close…straddle me and slide down my cock…you promised I could cum inside you tonight…I wanna saturate your pussy with my cum…”
flora-chan: rogue0fkawaii: victorian-narwhal: heyveve: incinc: ryanvoid: cinnamonpops: littlemissadachi: rani-goes-mmfgn: m-azing: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD ASDFGHJKL;ABHMS are you fucking serious? oh my god OH MY GOSH i have so many questions
ryoji-dearest replied to your post: Okay wait I’m confused I meant are you guys a thing as in, a romantic item. I thought you two were just friends but have you actually been a couple this time and I’m mistaken? OH MY GOD YOU CANT SPEAK ON MY PART
fuckingjongdae: oH MY GOD LOOK AT CHEN RIGHT AT THE BEGININING HES LIKE Senpai senpai what are you doing senpai why don’t you ever hug me like that senpai why are you paying attention to him instead of me
xgeneration315: ducksinthehat: thecrownedheart: Lesbian Disney Princess <3 Thank you guys for all those notes! To celebrate my 40,000 views on my Gay Disney Princes, here are my lesbian princesses. Hope you guys like them :) God, my childhood could
jennstarkid: jennstarkid: jennstarkid: jennstarkid: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW why are people reblogging this again
tricias-captions: “Oh my god, Emma…what are you doing? Oh, oh. No one’s ever. Oh I can’t believe how good that feels. Oh, god, Emma, god, please don’t stop. Emma. Fucking Emma!”
whaley-nauti: dabby-gabby420: kennedychaos: kennedy-gifs: DAMN if there’s anyone who doesn’t reblog this gif every time you see it then who are you & what are you doing here Life. OH MY GOD HE’S PERFECT AHH
kimmybabygirl4deepbreeding: We met at local bar and he approached me before I even found a place to sit. “Are you Kimmy?”“Yes. Are you Paul?” “Yeah. My God, you’re even more beautiful then your picture.” We hugged and he held on to me
queenofspadessociety: Ohh oh ohhhh oh my gosh, right there baby, god you are really filling me up, mmm fuck…ooo bounce me on that big cock mmm pump it so god up in me baby, riding that hot cock on your lap, jiggling my big tits, taking it over and
incestposts: Are you gonna ride rough over my wife again? For god sake mom! Why do you hate my wife? I will spank you until you behave well to her.
dirtycunts: clorox: oh my god jacob what are you doing oh god my life! Actually, it was more like “Great Aunt saw your half nekkid man poster from cosmogirl on your wall…” But yeah, same principle.
caffeinatedfeminist: legendaryarmor: dem-hips: mamaflash: rappinpicard: hipsterclown: karkandy: migsterz: Bunnies :3 oh my GOD I FUCKING CAN’T ARIEL WHERE ARE YOU fUCK bunniez Bunnabys CAN’T. STOP. WATCHING. oh my god christine christine
yourtwistedself: Oh my God you are broken. Too much BLACK COCK porn has short circuited your brain and now you are a full blown ADDICT. Think about it. You CANNOT get off without seeing some pretty little slut commit herself to BBC. The expression of
the-doctor-to-my-tardis: fembleton: #what the fuck do you think apple pies are made of oh my god, dean, honey #at least you’re pretty laughing so hard my ribs hurt SOMEBODY SHOW THAT TO MISHA PLEASE AT LEAST YOU’RE PRETTY
abrza: prince-rylie: penccils: reversingrhymes: dejuud: Whenever you are scared, scare it yourself so that you are not scared anymore! Sounds difficult? Watch this wonderful video and you will understand!! ahuisga fuCK THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD
stonedhatter:magaszine:caroldanvrs:floraaxfaunaa:drdawg: OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME #dogs deserve to live forever OH MY GOD!!!!!! OMFG THIS IS SO PRECIOUS!!
scratchdeleuze:honestly special shoutout to people who are scared of bugs but trying to recognize their inherent value as living creaturesIf you look at bugs and your thoughts are “oh my god you scare me so much but you didn’t actually do anything
hirmione: but do you feel like a young god?you know the two of us are just young gods
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Doctor: Are you sexually active?Me: HaMe: HahahahaMe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMe: HAHA THAT’S A GOOD ONE.Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIRMe: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD Me: HahahaMe: Haaa….Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.Me:
stonedhatter: magaszine:caroldanvrs: floraaxfaunaa: drdawg: OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME #dogs deserve to live forever OH MY GOD!!!!!! OMFG THIS IS SO PRECIOUS!!
cosmic-noir: thevfdproject: baudelaire-sanctuary: “Dear Reader, I’m sorry to say that the poster you are looking at is extremely unpleasant.” OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES PLS
iheartthicksnow: wesexything:raisa-allin:tummy appreciation time! i love my gut oh my god God you are sexy
vikings-shieldmaiden:“She is not like my gods. My gods….are as real as you and me. They laugh. They bleed. They rush around the skies” — Lagertha {x}
theagentzed: “Like, omigawd! Look at my butt! These boots totes make my butt amazing! *giggle*” “Stacy! Your hair’s turning blonde! And your shirt’s… Oh my god, your boobs are growing!” “They are?! *squeee* Omigawd, you HAVE to try these
spritemix-a-lot replied to your post: are you dating synn or crown or something? o: SHE’S DATING ME, OH MY GOD ANON. YOU’RE NOT HELPING synnesai replied to your post: are you dating synn or crown or something? o: well im hate fucking harumi
peetahutcherpeen: my—little—mockingjay: tenerifeseas: Interviewer: “You know Hugh Jackman came to help you?” Jen: ”What?! Interviewer: “Yes! Hugh Jackman ran over to help you!” Jen: ”He did? Are you lying to me? Oh my god. And it’s
Oh. My. God. People are so fucking stupid. I swear to fucking god. Do you even read? Did you read? No. Holy shit.
snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: Have I ever told you guys how much I hate drawing roses? because I do. Oh god I do JEN WHAT ARE YOU DRAWING NOW OMG IM ALMOST DONE BUT MY GOD I HATE ROSES SO MUCH RIGHT NOW SHEET
snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: snow-white-and-little-red: jen-iii: Have I ever told you guys how much I hate drawing roses? because I do. Oh god I do JEN WHAT ARE YOU DRAWING NOW OMG IM ALMOST DONE BUT MY GOD I HATE ROSES SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
I AM LITERALLY IN AWE RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD i got these commissions from this person for way too low a price and WOW THIS IS WHAT I GOT I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH LEVELS OF PERFECT god randy is so cute too YOU ARE PERFECTION I LOVE YOU HOLD ME (Source: 1,
the-uncultured-lesbian: the-uncultured-lesbian: the-uncultured-lesbian: What are these!!!!?! I want 50 I did some “research” and OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THERE’S A UNICORN ONE. Oh my god so I was reading the comments and found out that there’s
If I feel like you’re fucking me around or trying to scam me or you’re just being a pain in the ass to deal with then you’re not worth my time at all and I will block your annoying ass.
