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unpard-pervert-idos: If you keep moaning like that your parents are going to hear. I don’t care if they see how much of a slut you are…but you might!
You should always dress like a whore when sucking Daddys cock, therefore heels are a must!
Like or reblog or follow me if you are into BDSM:
ctoons: You look like your pubes are poking out from beneath your shirt. Beardo, bby, you might wanna tuck that back in
I would like to meet you in person
You are like my live-action G.I. Joe doll. Yeah, the agreement is I do what you want… and I show up in my uniform The first thing I did was take the G.I. Joe’s clothes off. So let’s get started. Are you serious? Yeah… I kept
the-ghost-of-yesterday: When someone actually thinks you are cute...
You are missing out if you don’t kick it with IndianaVox-
You Are a Pirate! (The “Monkey Island” Version) ‘Cause real pirates carry chicken pulleys on them!Lyrics:Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free!You Are a Pirate!Getting blown off by a cannon is cool; Learning to fight like a dairy
You enter the forest. You are likely to be fucked by a goo(pony)!1 / 2 of the 600 follower raffle pics! This ones @somesillyshaman’s.hi-res: https://derpibooru.org/1485688
If you catfish and pretend to be anyone other than who you are, you are trash and absolutely fucking disgusting.
have you guise seen that one commercial where there’s this woman and a man who’s flights were cancelled and then they see each other and are like “OMG you’re a blogger? Im a blogger too!?” and they all smile and fall in
dancing-through-brooklyn: Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
pepperree:duxwontobey:pepperree:pepperree:It’s almost Single’s Awareness Day Valentine’s Day!!!I think you are all amazing and beautiful! Thanks for sticking around and I hope you have a fine day! Also my platonic Valentine’s greeting. Not everybody
You ever just get left by someone suddenly and then you are kinda pissed at them thinking “omg why did they leave me so suddenly, like you should only do that to people who are abusive and really awfu- ohwaitiwasafuckingpileofshitdon’tmindme” Still
markiplier: faninteractions: markiplier: xdianasaurx: @markiplier do people invade your personal space in public often? or is it like every once and awhile? HAH! HAHAHAHA HOO HEE HAW HAW oh you sweet summer child. But you have very nice ass…
soupbabe: just wanna be beautiful and take care of myself And like all of you are already half way there on this
theresaheroinyou answered your question: I just had a weird, random thought: I think that is a really cool idea and if you guys decide to go to wales and I have my place by then, my door is open. fortunatelyfaded replied to your post: I just had
bleakmouse: reversecentaur: the tories are like u2 in that they’re the most popular but you don’t actually know anyone who likes them this is actually v similar to the time i woke up with u2’s album on my itunes when i categorically didnt want
hozierlesbian:i made a quiz to tell you which hozier song you are! rb and tag your result + your sign
You are the _____ to my _____.
You are way too cute, you know that?
awildwildocean: Sometimes you’re writing a script and you don’t have that many ideas so you just go to the zoo. Sometimes you are like “What’s the character’s motivation?” Then you think “You know what, it doesn’t matter. Just kiss in
My Skype convos are slightly worrying.Me: So he plays fluffey cutey “I love you and I’m lonely and all locked up like an animal”-act to Koori meanwhile “haha screw this I’m just raping your daughter behind your back”? 8’DHelthan: YesMe:
peepuddle: i wish i was one of those girls tht is like devastatingly beautiful like sure im pretty but i wanna be like.. make u stop mid sentence beautiful like once u meet me i already ruined ur life beautiful
autisticgayrey: I don’t think ppl realize that the oldest “millenials” are like 30+ now. We know what vhs tapes and CDs are. If you mean teenagers, say teenagers.
aziraphalesbian:the weirdest thing abt classic who is that the timelords are like. there. they’re all there. on gallifrey. on earth. on random planets that look exactly like earth. they wear funny hats. they teleport. the doctor yells at them. new who
puttanella: mostly10: porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? You don’t realize how fucked up you are on anything till you’re alone in the bathroom
sassiestnugget: i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????
ironmax: i hate it when people are like “no you’re not old enough to know your sexuality yet” like as if you’re not allowed to be anything other than heterosexual until you’ve reached a certain age and you get a ticket to choose your path of
fffcuk: if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
hitlersbreastmilk: YOU ARE SO CUTE I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
d0cpr0fess0r: Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
thirtyspells: things to remember: you are not a burden you will not ‘bring others down with you’ if you tell them about your problems or ask for help it feels like you’re being crushed under the weight of the world because you are but it’s your
nayx: xk187: nayx: you are under arrest for being tall. get down here. what are you doing who said that im down here
littlemiss-eat-a-lot: For those of you who like to see my deep bellybutton
trollcatty: stupidsexyryoji: trollcatty: stupidsexyryoji: Meh, both options are really the same if you think about. And I like the way you think good sir! It’s no fun if the stakes aren’t high. I suppose you are correct! Then both will be the
vvittyurl: the girl working there is like peace sign cause I know why you are taking this picture
Cat (poprice studios)Who You Are I really like the use of the mirror!
nicolbolas: wulphire: nicolbolas liked your post: nicolbolas liked your post: ✌, ♡, ❁ (seriously… don’t kill me ;A; IT’S ALL SAILOR CROC Excuse me
you are too much sir
so this girl that used to go to my mom’s daycare is friends with me on facebook and she constantly posts about drama with her boyfriend and how in love/hate she is and that she can’t let him go. I’m like, kid you are 16 years old you
masqverades: do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the
lil-miss-bi-curious: You. You are more than a sum of your body parts. And no one part defines you. Especially not that one part you “would give anything” to change. But, let me tell you something about your body anyway. You are curvaceous. You are
cosmicspread: u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
You know what I like doing? I like rubbing my finger around my hole, slipping a few in, and then smelling them. The scent is heavenly. This, from a friend of mine, during one of our many sexually charged ask box conversations. I want to meet this boy
THIS CPA GUY IS GREAT he’s like…ok most of you aren’t doing this for the love of accounting. Most of you are doing it because you really can’t have an accounting degree without the CPA and it will help you further your career
chadhominem:im so glad emoticons like ^_^ O_o xD etc are having kind of a renaissance lately after the dark ages of them being considered cringe… they are like brothers to me. they’ve been here for me like no one else since time immaterial (since
crawdaunt:straightboyfriend: humorking: if you call yourself hot i will find you extremely unattractive no matter how actually hot you are why? is it because you’re scared of confidence? what’s wrong with someone knowing they’re attractive.
lolixprincess: cummbunny: more dorky gifs with my long hair pleASE LOVE ME but I already do
need new blogs to follow, please like this if you are similar to my blog!!!
theartifcesiren:Sometimes regardless of who you are or what you like, on Tumblr you run into blogs that have little to do with you but you love them anyways. Like @cummbunny is so funny and thoughtful and precious. Honestly such a good blog to follow.
walk-like-an-egyptian said: y r u so cute thoooooooo samira tho <3
synnesai: So foxes are like my FAVORITE animal like if there is a fox THING I will want it. I may also really like chris pine a fact which all my friends know and tease me about (danni is even texting me pics of him EVERYDAY as a advent thing LIKE—-)
discount-supervillain:the hardest part is getting the lack of sympathy across, but with time you’ll all be doing it like pros! Thanks discount!
you-shook-me-all-night: anotherpervert: Until you are begging and pleading for my cock ;)
you are my weakness. you are what makes me forget all the bad things going on. you are my person, and there’s nothing i can do.
We will love you for forever… more? (We hope that you’ll like our cover!) (By @theteamplayers)
- My love for you is like a circle it has no beginning and will know of no end -
I am, straight up, a writing MACHINE right now. I know the story for this one is already over, but I felt the need to.You are Lapis Lazuli, known just as Lapis to your friends. And you…You are on a mission.This is the most important mission you have
